Muffins: The Solution (and Cause) to All of Life's Problems

by Tape Deck


The Next Day (written by The Storyteller). (Canon?)

The next day...

>knock knock<

Grumbling, Carrot Top stumbled out of bed and staggered to her front door. Shen opened it to find a smiling pegasus looking up at her. "Derpy? It's five in the morning...what are you doing here?"

Derpy's grin grew even broader as she held a plate of muffins out to her. "I just couldn't wait another minute to try one of your carrot cake muffins, so I brought you these to trade!"

Carrot Top stared at the muffins, then gazed at her with a flat expression. "These all have bites taken out of them..."

Derpy's face flushed. "Heh heh...like I said, I couldn't wait!"

"..."

"..."

"So! Can I have one?!"

The door slammed as Carrot Top went back to bed.