It's photo-day for the Wonderbolts and because everyone knows how important this is for Captain Spitfire, they are well-prepared and approach it in a calm and rational manner to avoid causing problems...

Of course not.

Chaos and madness follow these ponies as they struggle to maintain their sanity to prevent a bigger disaster during the three hours leading up to the photo.

Written for Mana's Wonderful Wonderbolts Writing Contest

Pixel and Violet, Photo Finish's assistants, find an instant camera which shows the desire of the captured person. But what will happen if they capture a picture of Photo Finish?

This story is part of the A New Empathy-series, but can be read on its own.

SCP 978 is from the SCP Foundation and was written by "agatharights".

Huge thanks to RDT for proofreading this story!
It was written for the Bean's Writing Club prompt "An Artistic Touch".

Nightmare Moon's banishment is coming to a close. After centuries she will be allowed to leave. She eagerly awaits the four stars destined to free her. When they arrive, she is in for a surprise.

In which Vinyl Scratch, Octavia, Lyra, Bon-Bon, Fleur Dis Lee, Derpy, Time Turner, Photo Finish, the Flower Mares, Carrot Top, Minuette, and Berry Punch are secretly awesome.

Don't worry, there's totally a story.

But... you kinda have to read it to believe it.

It does involve a conspiracy. Also, insurance scams. Probably romance, so... that's happening. And, like, really cool fight scenes.

And I think there's a dinosaur in there somewhere. Probably not.

That would be awesome, though.

Anarchy never felt so good.

After being called “not sexy”, Celestia decides to prove the opposite and therefore sets up a photoshoot for producing and publishing some saucy imagery, starring herself.

And don’t worry: With more than a thousand years of life experience, Celestia simply MUST be well versed on the matter of sexuality! …Right?

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Note: This is not a clopfic, just a silly comedy. The “sex”-tag is only for the sexual themes, but nothing explicit happens.

Like with my previous story, very special thanks to DracoBlair for his thorough help with many details! Please visit his DeviantArt-page: https://www.deviantart.com/dracoblair

And equally, very special thanks to Equestria Stories for his opinion, advice and suggestions! Please visit his DeviantArt-page, too: https://www.deviantart.com/estories

Aaaaand Equestria Stories also made a promotion-comic for this stoy:
https://www.deviantart.com/estories/art/ES-Shorts-284-Celestia-s-BOOTY-FANFICTION-844680495
Thank you so much, EStories!

After a long talk with her mother, Vinyl is kicked out of the comforts of her home and forced to move to a new town. But her new home is far from perfect, as the place seems to be... haunted. Vinyl talks to her landlord who makes a bet that she can't capture the ghost of the mysterious cellist that was murdered years ago. Vinyl takes the challenge, and the whole town is taken aback by the mysterious truth that surrounds the home.

[So here I am, taking a small break from writing my typical stuff to do another one shot, this time, I'm going to practice my "comedy" and "mystery" writing. I'm going to warn you, my humor is pretty bad, but comedy is relative.... like time... or something.... ugh! At least I don't completely suck at mystery....]

I'm just going to add a little disclaimer here.... If you think I should change this rating at any time, be sure to let me know

WARNING! This contains: Inappropriate humor, stoner humor, death mysteries, murder, sexy jokes, alcohol, drug use, lesbian pony romance, and ghosts.

I'm so sorry for this....

It’s been years since Photo felt inspired to do anything, and months since she has done anything at all. After she sees her first picture, she begins to reconsider.

It's a well known fact that each and every member of Equestria's top flyers, the Wonderbolts are idolized all over Celestia's Kingdom. Of course, that means special attention is drawn towards the female members of the group. So, when the Wonderbolts need to drum up some support, Soarin, possibly thinking with only his male hormones, gets the idea to start up a Wonderbolts themed calendar. With this act, Soarin may have just shot up to being more idolized then the rest of the Wonderbolts in the minds of stallions everywhere. Spitfire meanwhile, along with possibly the rest of the female Bolts just want his head. But is there a different reason on why she doesn't want her body shown off...?

Rated teen for frankly obvious reasons along with language. Contains Spitfire/Soarin friendshipping, but possibly could be thought of as romance. Takes place in the same universe as "Dash's Worry, Twilight's Reassurence"

(Thank you to ardail for the cover art)

Hoity Toity and Photo Finish are both very stubborn ponies, and so how will a relationship work between them? It will take big sacrifices in pride, for both of them. They will definitely have fights, but hey, you can't really control who you love, can you?

This is my first ever fanfic, so criticism (but not too harsh please?) will be appreciated.
Cover image from http://cutiemarkcrusaders.tumblr.com/post/7859118987/via-fashion-by-flikkun-on-deviantart