Derpy gets off of work at the post office and while flying, sees a cart outside of town with a mysterious pony inside.

I've never seen Breaking Bad.

Once upon a time in the magical land of New Mexico...

Rated M for Meth (Edit: Majin said it should be T, because Sex jokes aren't SUPER nasfoo *apparently*)

OC credit goes to Guma, on the FiMFiction Discord.

And thank you Perfectly Insane for offering editing this masterpiece, may God have mercy on his soul.

Sex tag for mentioning of parts but there is nothing other than that.

The world of television as a medium has seen better days and this decade has seen the end of one too many programs come to an end: Breaking Bad, by and large, is no exception, having burnt itself out way earlier in the decade after its transitioning since the year 2008; of course, one would know this story from start to finish, irregardless of how many episodes were watched from start to finish as is.

What many of its fans and normies aren't aware of is that canonicity has taken a life of its own so quickly, people have used it to their liking; one particular method involves fanfiction, known for its questionable quality, having developed a stronghold within the very internet: in this case, it's no different, especially considering the propensity for crossovers and the like all the same, especially with the few alone.

Of course, this affair will not contain any references to drugs whatsoever, for this is not that kind of story anyone would even be looking for; however, it'll contain references to other media no higher than that of either My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the series or the movie itself: as a matter of fact, one lonely dog will serve as the de facto main character, rather than the purple unicorn we'd all came to love before.

Written for the A Thousand Words Contest II in the Slice of Life category, but otherwise inadmissible.