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// On Your Marks 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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On Your Marks
by milesprower06
Additional Contributions by MixMassBasher


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Dear Apple Bloom,

I know it's hard to understand, but the three of you aren't joined at the hip. You have to develop what are known as hobbies. They're activities that you do with or without friends.

It's very important to have hobbies, especially for background ponies like you and me.

Your sister,
Applejack





Dear Scootaloo,

We're glad to hear you really like Bungie jumping.

Good activity to take up. It's always a good idea to jump away from a game developer when you realize they're turning to shit.

Sincerely,
Marty, Joe, & CJ





Dear Bulk,

Yeah, these holes are coming out of your next spa paycheck. Wood ain't cheap.

Sincerely,
Apple Bloom





Dear Apple Bloom,

If you wanted to go back to crusading your cutie marks once more I could have been of assistance.

Happy to help,
Starlight Glimmer





Inquiry to the Ponyville School of Ballet,

Ya'll mind teaching a certain purple alicorn some proper dancing moves? She dances like her ass is on fire.

Hopeful for a reply,
Applejack





Dear Applejack,

At least I dance better than Apple Bloom.

A much better dancer,
Twilight Sparkle





Dear Twilight Sparkle,

HEY!!!!

You want an applesauce explosion in your throne room?

Insulted,
Applebloom





Dear Apple Bloom,

So.... Now that you have your cutie mark. We can be friends again right? ...Right?

-Twist





Dear Tree Hugger,

As flattered as I am, I think I'll pass on being a nude art model.

You might check with Twilight though.

Sincerely,
Fluttershy