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// The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06 and MixMassBasher

The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows





Dear Scootaloo,

So, caught you with that baby balloon bottle and I was wondering if you want to try out some baby fetishes I always wanted to try. I am an expecting mother, after all.

Overbearing,
Princess Cadance





Dear Fax Machine,

I know it was you who burned my comic. That was a rare one! Pay up.

Angrily,
Shining Armor





Dear Shining Armor,

I was HELPING! Do you want to get sucked into that Sailor Moon comic I burnt? No thank you!

Disgusted,
Spike





Dear Pinkie Pie Princess Unikitty,

Where have you been? Us master builders need to assemble.

In Need of Assistance,
Emmet Brickowski





Dear Shining Armor,

Thanks for the surprise at the party. Now, how about you come into my bedroom for my buried treasure.

Horny,
Twilight





Dear Granny Smith,

Now why in the hay did Mom and Dad take THAT photo. Twilight is for sure blackmailing this.

Depressed,
Applejack





Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Don't worry. There'll be more surprises to come.

Sincerely,
Starlight Glimmer





Dear Shining Armor,

My bed or yours? Tonight. Pick one. Or there won't even be ashes left of the rest of your comics.

No way you and that knocked-up bitch are leaving me high and dry. I'm gonna have your foal, too.

Love, your irresistible sister,
Twilight

P.S. Hehe, you could say I'm "irresisterble."