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// Flight To The Finish 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Flight To The Finish

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today had to have been one of the greatest days of my life! We handed Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon their asses, and we get to represent Ponyville in the Equestria Games! I'm really glad Rainbow Dash, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle showed up at the orphanage to cheer me up.

I also learned that just because you have wings, doesn't mean you have to use them. I now know for a fact that I'm fucking awesome on my scooter. So just what is it going to take to get my damn cutie mark? Jump over Ghastly Gorge?

So now I have to go let my friends Aurora and Orion know that we can finally stop stressing over that flight test in Cloudsdale.

Sincerely,
Scootaloo

P.S. I can't believe Snips and Snails thought they had a chance.



Dear Scootaloo,

Hey, it could happen!

Only on The Hub!

-Snips and Snails



Dear Granny Smith,

Way to high hoof the friend of your granddaughter, then proceed to completely ignore your granddaughter.

-AB





APPLICATION FOR AMENDED BIRTH CERTIFICATE


REQUIRED INFORMATION


1. Applicant's Name: Rainbow Danger Dash                                    
2. Mailing Address: 269 Cumulus Lane                                            
3. City: Ponyville              State: Equestria     
4. New Name of Registrant: Rainbow Professionalism Dash    
5. Full Name of Father: Stormcloud Dash                                         
6. Full Maiden Name of Mother: Firefly Flutter