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// the Elements of Harmony were actually the Elements of Harm Only? 
// Story: What If... 
// by TheMajorTechie 
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Twilight Sparkle, Element of Nuclear Annihilation, brooded over the desolate landscape that was once the location of Donut Joe's donut shop. Could you say that the ground was now... hole-ier than it once was? I'll see myself out.

"I'm still detecting signs of life. Pinkie?"

A comically-mustachio'd Pinkie Pie saluted in response. She aimed her party cannon infinite-range sniper rifle at the bacterium that dared set cilia on the irradiated slag that Celestia had deemed fit for total elimination. Don't ask what made her so angry at a donut shop that she set aside 80% of the national budget to weaponize the Elements.

Bang!

"Beatcha to it," Rainbow Dash perched atop Pinkie's "party" "cannon" with a grin. "Why go supersonic when you can go hypersonic? You know that I can fly at speeds fast enough to cause gamma ray bursts from the friction I make between myself and the air molecules."

Twilight snorted. "Didn't think you'd remember that, but the faster we get the job done, the better."

A distant flash of light momentarily outshone the sun before Rarity teleported back with Applejack in tow. "Twilight, you mustn't forget to tell us when those unsightly donut sentries are present! AJ here was crushing the last two-hundred thousand under her hooves when I had to dazzle their tracking cameras to get them off our tail! ...Darling."

We don't speak of the organic horrors Fluttershy unleashed upon the smoldering crater that was once a donut shop. Especially when they are charged with chaos magic.

Angel Bunny ate well that night.

Donut Joe on the other hoof was banished to the sun for the crime of toothpaste-donuting Celestia in an unfortunate case of mixed labels.

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