Welp, that was a trainwreck · 10:01am
Alright, I've decided that I'm going to take this fic down and finish it. It's clearly not developed enough, and the reputation it's gained thus far is going to stop it from going anywhere when I continue it. This first chapter was intended to be silly, with the following being less nonsensical and more story-filled. I thank those who did like it, you'll see it again at some point (possibly with a different name).