Bear Grylls? pls. Try Kim Jong Un. · 2:50am
This can only mean one thing; Bear Grylls was Kim Jong Un's father...Kim Jong Il.
...THAT would explain why I stopped writing my Bear Grylls fanf- I mean why the Bear Grylls fanfic went "on hiatus" ()...BECAUSE KIM JONG IL DIED O_O
But wait a second...doesn't that mean...Kim Jong Un is the rightful heir to the crackfic? O_O
That's right children*, I'm making a new crackfic...sometime. Eventually. When I'm not talking to recruiters'n'shit (seriously the Army recruiters are like the overly-attached girlfriend because they're so intimidated by how successful the other branch's recruiters are XD ) I'll make it :D
Tell your friends. Tell your mom. Tell your neighbors. This is gonna be big. And by big I mean moderate in size, but in my pool of like 7 people who favorited "Man vs Wild vs Ponies" it'll be perty damn big.
Alright, Imma let you finish. Peace out home dawgs. I love you (srsly don't leave me I'm lonely ;-;)
PS. I'm finishing a quick one-shot darkfic first, so keep in mind that "the lavender factory" isn't going to be the crackfic XD My Kim Jong Un fic will be titled appropriately ~.~
*I'm referring to the children in my basement**
**A message to all parents whose children I have captive; stop looking. You will not catch me. You will not find me. I am legion. I do not forgive, I do not forget. Sincerely Johnathon David Smith