theycallmejub

Joined November 2011
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Yo Fimfic, they call me theycallmejub. I love to write and I love ponies so I figured this was the place for me. I also post on Fanfic.net under the same name. Hope you guys like my stuff.

Jub's Head Canon

Octavia: Secretly living a double-life (preferably as a closet pervert or hitman for the mob).

Lyra: Not-so-secretly fucking Octavia and being awesome at whatever else she's doing at the time.

Bon-Bon: Perpetual victim of spousal abuse.

Vinyl Scratch: Vinyl who now?

Roseluck: Sociopathic vigilante.

Lily: Dead.

Daisy: Also dead.

Carrot Top: Loveable fuckup.

Berry Punch: Jaded detective with a hilarious past.

Derpy: Lobotomized chauffeur for Manehattan criminals.

Filthy Rich: Notorious mobster.

Aunt and Uncle Orange: Notorious-er mobsters.

CMC: Controversial postmodern, avant garde, hipster heavy metal rock band (whatever the fuck that means).

Junebug: Drug dealer with a bad stu-stu-stutter.

Thunderlane: Getting his dick sucked by changelings in shady nightclubs.

Tracy Flash: World's most capable voyeur (yes she's a background pony, not an OC, look her up).

Mare-Do-Well: Yes, Please.

Stories that are called Jub by myself as well as others

  • Before The FallTwilight's rivalry with Trixie comes to a boil after one finally pushes the other too far. 15,850 words ·1,174 views ·72 likes ·3 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Acres: A Love StoryA short, absurd, and nonsensical story about a certain farm girl.2,966 words ·728 views ·29 likes ·4 dislikes
  • M for Mare-Do-WellPipsqueak runs into trouble on his way home, but is saved by a daring, albeit a bit odd hero.1,120 words ·1,622 views ·64 likes ·1 dislikes

Random bits of praise

I think you have written the perfect clopfic. After this, there is just playing around with windowdressing.

--Fiddlebottoms on Style Over Substance

This was one of the most impressive stories I've read in any format, fan fiction or otherwise.

--Cold in Gardez on Eyes Without a Face

Your clop has a kind of literary thickness which works fantastically, and I'm green with envy about.

--Chuckfinley on Photo By Tracy Flash

Places that I call Jub

Comments

#1295716 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1295715

Yeah... You too, man.

#1295715 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1295711 Well, at least five of my stories got a new commentless downvote sometime in the past couple hours, which is highly annoying, but it happens to all of us I suppose, so C'est la vie, I guess. Just got an idea for yet another changeling fic, about to see where it leads me.

Have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

#1295711 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1295708

I'm good, thanks. And yourself?

#1295708 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·

Hi Jub! How are you? :pinkiehappy:

#1165720 · 13w, 6d ago · · ·

Pppppppppfffffffffffffftttttttttttt

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My favs that I call Jub

Aug
14th
2014

I did a podcast type deal a while back for a couple of lovable dorks in the fandom. They interviewed me and asked me about Pag and junk. It was mad fun.

If any of you out there in Fim land have ever wondered what my voice sounds like, I recommend you click the provided link. I was stupidly nervous when they recorded this, so I apologize now if I sound like a total moron and/or asshole.

Have fun, kiddies. Be seeing you soon.

theycallmejub · 39 views · Edited 1w, 2d ago · Report · Story: Pagliacci