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Jub's Head Canon

Octavia: Secretly living a double-life (preferably as a closet pervert or hitman for the mob).

Lyra: Not-so-secretly fucking Octavia and being awesome at whatever else she's doing at the time.

Bon-Bon: Perpetual victim of spousal abuse.

Vinyl Scratch: Vinyl who now?

Roseluck: Sociopathic vigilante.

Lily: Dead.

Daisy: Also dead.

Carrot Top: Loveable fuckup.

Berry Punch: Jaded detective with a hilarious past.

Derpy: Lobotomized chauffeur for Manehattan criminals.

Filthy Rich: Notorious mobster.

Aunt and Uncle Orange: Notorious-er mobsters.

CMC: Controversial postmodern, avant garde, hipster heavy metal rock band (whatever the fuck that means).

Junebug: Drug dealer with a bad stu-stu-stutter.

Thunderlane: Getting his dick sucked by changelings in shady nightclubs.

Tracy Flash: World's most capable voyeur (yes she's a background pony, not an OC, look her up).

Mare-Do-Well: Yes, Please.

Stories that are called Jub by myself as well as others

Commissions Anyone?

Attention all fans of my sexy fight fics! As you may already know from my blog posts I'm available for commissions. And since I have this info posted on a dozen other sites, I figured I might as well throw it up on Fim too.

I charge a flat rate $25-30 dollars, depending on the size of the job. But you're in luck, because I'm in the first week of my Back-To-School Sale, which means all fics are going for the low, low price of $15  during the month of September. :pinkiehappy:

Shoot me a PM with the details of your request, and I'll see what I can do for you. Also, PM me if you'd like links to my other non-pony commissions.

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#57 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

Ooooooo, that avatar, who is the artist?

#56 · 8w, 5d ago · · ·


I like the way you think. Maybe I'll write something along those lines if I ever find the time.

#55 · 8w, 5d ago · · ·

I like your head canon for Octavia. Notably the second one. I certainly wouldn't be too far against it if you made a story about Mafia Octy. Really, I wouldn't.

#54 · 16w, 4d ago · 1 · ·


Yeah... You too, man.

#53 · 16w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>1295711 Well, at least five of my stories got a new commentless downvote sometime in the past couple hours, which is highly annoying, but it happens to all of us I suppose, so C'est la vie, I guess. Just got an idea for yet another changeling fic, about to see where it leads me.

Have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

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My favs that I call Jub


So I was researching for a paper I need to write for my Brit Lit class, when I came across this passage in an ebook about Elizabethan writers and their works.

The Woman in the Moon is a comedic play in blank verse written by John Lyly... The subject matter—Greek mythology—would have appealed to a fashionable interest in astronomy and astrology. The Woman in the Moon is about the first human woman, named Pandora according to Greek mythology. She is gifted with the best attributes of each of the seven planets, or major deities, which makes them jealous. The gods each take a turn exerting their powers to make her unhappy, until Pandora is forced to flee earth. She chooses to live on the Moon, the realm of the goddess Luna.

Just thought I'd share that with you.

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