People who call me Jub and people who I call Jub
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Open for Commission!
Hey there, Fim. Me again, Jub: the reason you wasted all that Amazon Gift Card money on prune juice and canned beans. I'm back (by exactly nobody's demand), and I'm once again open for commission!
Mmkay, here's the breakdown:
I charge a flat rate of $50 for short stories between 3k and 6k words. Also, I charge a bit more if you wanna exceed 6k words (it's cool, message me, we'll talk). I don't charge by the word, and I always decide the word count myself. ( I realize this sounds limiting, but trust me, your story will come out MUCH better if I do it this way.)
I specialize in erotic, semi-erotic and non-erotic combat scenarios (boxing, MMA, wrestling, "sex-fighting"), but will write other kinks as well. Oh, uh, and non-smut things too, I guess. Do people really buy non-smut commissions, though? I mean, I've always just assumed...
For samples of my work, feel free to click through my story gallery and judge me as harshly as your black, black heart desires. If you see something you like, and have an idea for your own steamy scenario, then what the bloody stool are you waiting for?! Quit standing around and message me already!
Seriously, this isn't a library. Buy something or beat it, kid.
Mmkay, that's it it for that. Thanks for reading, and I hope to hear from all you beautiful perverts soon.