theycallmejub

Joined November 2011
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Yo Fimfic, they call me theycallmejub. I love to write and I love ponies so I figured this was the place for me. I also post on Fanfic.net under the same name. Hope you guys like my stuff.

Jub's Head Canon

Octavia: Secretly living a double-life (preferably as a closet pervert or hitman for the mob).

Lyra: Not-so-secretly fucking Octavia and being awesome at whatever else she's doing at the time.

Bon-Bon: Perpetual victim of spousal abuse.

Vinyl Scratch: Vinyl who now?

Roseluck: Sociopathic vigilante.

Lily: Dead.

Daisy: Also dead.

Carrot Top: Loveable fuckup.

Berry Punch: Jaded detective with a hilarious past.

Derpy: Lobotomized chauffeur for Manehattan criminals.

Filthy Rich: Notorious mobster.

Aunt and Uncle Orange: Notorious-er mobsters.

CMC: Controversial postmodern, avant garde, hipster heavy metal rock band (whatever the fuck that means).

Junebug: Drug dealer with a bad stu-stu-stutter.

Thunderlane: Getting his dick sucked by changelings in shady nightclubs.

Tracy Flash: World's most capable voyeur (yes she's a background pony, not an OC, look her up).

Mare-Do-Well: Yes, Please.

Stories that are called Jub by myself as well as others

  • Before The FallTwilight's rivalry with Trixie comes to a boil after one finally pushes the other too far. 15,850 words ·1,154 views ·71 likes ·3 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Acres: A Love StoryA short, absurd, and nonsensical story about a certain farm girl.2,966 words ·718 views ·28 likes ·4 dislikes
  • M for Mare-Do-WellPipsqueak runs into trouble on his way home, but is saved by a daring, albeit a bit odd hero.1,120 words ·1,590 views ·64 likes ·1 dislikes

Random bits of praise

I think you have written the perfect clopfic. After this, there is just playing around with windowdressing.

--Fiddlebottoms on Style Over Substance

This was one of the most impressive stories I've read in any format, fan fiction or otherwise.

--Cold in Gardez on Eyes Without a Face

Your clop has a kind of literary thickness which works fantastically, and I'm green with envy about.

--Chuckfinley on Photo By Tracy Flash

Places that I call Jub

Comments

#1295716 · 4d, 2h ago · · ·

>>1295715

Yeah... You too, man.

#1295715 · 4d, 2h ago · · ·

>>1295711 Well, at least five of my stories got a new commentless downvote sometime in the past couple hours, which is highly annoying, but it happens to all of us I suppose, so C'est la vie, I guess. Just got an idea for yet another changeling fic, about to see where it leads me.

Have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

#1295711 · 4d, 3h ago · · ·

>>1295708

I'm good, thanks. And yourself?

#1295708 · 4d, 3h ago · · ·

Hi Jub! How are you? :pinkiehappy:

#1165720 · 10w, 5d ago · · ·

Pppppppppfffffffffffffftttttttttttt

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My favs that I call Jub

Jul
27th
2014

RUN! · 6:00am

Have you guys read this fic? This... fucking... fic...

The prose are just... and the feels--they're...

Fuck, this is too amazing. I think this fic just retired me. I'm done. I can't write any more knowing there is shit like this in the world.

I quit. I'm taking my ball and getting the fuck off this playground.

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