Jub's Head Canon
Octavia: Secretly living a double-life (preferably as a closet pervert or hitman for the mob).
Lyra: Not-so-secretly fucking Octavia and being awesome at whatever else she's doing at the time.
Bon-Bon: Perpetual victim of spousal abuse.
Vinyl Scratch: Vinyl who now?
Roseluck: Sociopathic vigilante.
Daisy: Also dead.
Carrot Top: Loveable fuckup.
Berry Punch: Jaded detective with a hilarious past.
Derpy: Lobotomized chauffeur for Manehattan criminals.
Filthy Rich: Notorious mobster.
Aunt and Uncle Orange: Notorious-er mobsters.
CMC: Controversial postmodern, avant garde, hipster heavy metal rock band (whatever the fuck that means).
Junebug: Drug dealer with a bad stu-stu-stutter.
Thunderlane: Getting his dick sucked by changelings in shady nightclubs.
Tracy Flash: World's most capable voyeur (yes she's a background pony, not an OC, look her up).
Mare-Do-Well: Yes, Please.
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Random bits of praise
I think you have written the perfect clopfic. After this, there is just playing around with windowdressing.
This was one of the most impressive stories I've read in any format, fan fiction or otherwise.
Your clop has a kind of literary thickness which works fantastically, and I'm green with envy about.
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