Oh, right, that. · 11:33pm
I just remembered a thing. During my adventures as a pen-for-hire, I wrote at least four smutty ponyfics that I never bothered posting on Fim. So now that I'm back, I guess I'll start by giving you pervs something to do while you continue ignoring all those text messages from your girlfriends. I'll probably post the stories sometime next week. Two of them need to be un-anthroed (or, meh, I might just leave them anthro) and the other two need some touching up.
Also, I might - might - be open for ponyfic commissions now that I'm back on Fim. I haven't decided yet. Once I do, I'll be sure to post my commission prices/guidelines on my homepage or something. Oh, and while we're here, I've got a little list of projects I've been fooling around with. Wanna see?
JUB'S TO-WRITE LIST:
1. Waltzing Matilda: In which Octavia wears a badass and unforgivably cliche trenchcoat while murdering rival gangsters with a cello. And when I say cello, I really mean a tommy gun. And also a cello.
2. High Power: In which the Power Ponies ruminate on the true motives of vigilantes, the shortcomings and biases of their legal system, mass poverty, gentrification, police brutality, urban decay, what it means to be a real hero, and which style of domino mask goes best with a utility belt.
3. On Warfare: In which Moondancer learns that once you go Bat (pony that is), you never go back.
And finally, 4. A Terrible Thing: In which the greatest minds in Equestria - Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, Moondancer and Trixie - join forces to amend the flaws of a higher education system that favors ponies who look like them over those who don't.
Woooo! I don't know about you guys, but I'm excited! #1 on the list is already mostly done, and #'s 2 and 3 are both partially complete. The only one I haven't touched yet is #4, because it's very charactery, which, consequently, makes it the most daunting for me.
Uh, pffft, I guess that's it for now. See you asshats next week.