Jub's Head Canon

Octavia: Secretly living a double-life (preferably as a closet pervert or hitman for the mob).

Lyra: Not-so-secretly fucking Octavia and being awesome at whatever else she's doing at the time.

Bon-Bon: Perpetual victim of spousal abuse.

Vinyl Scratch: Vinyl who now?

Roseluck: Sociopathic vigilante.

Lily: Dead.

Daisy: Also dead.

Carrot Top: Loveable fuckup.

Berry Punch: Jaded detective with a hilarious past.

Derpy: Lobotomized chauffeur for Manehattan criminals.

Filthy Rich: Notorious mobster.

Aunt and Uncle Orange: Notorious-er mobsters.

CMC: Controversial postmodern, avant garde, hipster heavy metal rock band (whatever the fuck that means).

Junebug: Drug dealer with a bad stu-stu-stutter.

Thunderlane: Getting his dick sucked by changelings in shady nightclubs.

Tracy Flash: World's most capable voyeur (yes she's a background pony, not an OC, look her up).

Mare-Do-Well: Yes, Please.

Stories that are called Jub by myself as well as others

Commissions Anyone?

Attention all fans of my sexy fight fics! As you may already know from my blog posts I'm available for commissions. And since I have this info posted on a dozen other sites, I figured I might as well throw it up on Fim too.

I charge a flat rate $25-30 dollars, depending on the size of the job. But you're in luck, because I'm in the first week of my Back-To-School Sale, which means all fics are going for the low, low price of $15  during the month of September. :pinkiehappy:

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#1416730 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·


I like the way you think. Maybe I'll write something along those lines if I ever find the time.

#1415250 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·

I like your head canon for Octavia. Notably the second one. I certainly wouldn't be too far against it if you made a story about Mafia Octy. Really, I wouldn't.

#1295716 · 12w, 1d ago · 1 · ·


Yeah... You too, man.

#1295715 · 12w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

>>1295711 Well, at least five of my stories got a new commentless downvote sometime in the past couple hours, which is highly annoying, but it happens to all of us I suppose, so C'est la vie, I guess. Just got an idea for yet another changeling fic, about to see where it leads me.

Have a great day! :pinkiehappy:

#1295711 · 12w, 1d ago · 1 · ·


I'm good, thanks. And yourself?

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Don't know if you guys have checked out the new features they added to individual story stats, but let the record show that Jub does not approve. My self-esteem is low enough without Fim providing numerical evidence to support my monumental insignificance.

I wonder if guys like Shortskirts jerk off while reading these new stats.

Ugh, life is difficult.

I have a tooth ache.  

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