Jub's Head Canon
Octavia: Secretly living a double-life (preferably as a closet pervert or hitman for the mob).
Lyra: Not-so-secretly fucking Octavia and being awesome at whatever else she's doing at the time.
Bon-Bon: Perpetual victim of spousal abuse.
Vinyl Scratch: Vinyl who now?
Roseluck: Sociopathic vigilante.
Daisy: Also dead.
Carrot Top: Loveable fuckup.
Berry Punch: Jaded detective with a hilarious past.
Derpy: Lobotomized chauffeur for Manehattan criminals.
Filthy Rich: Notorious mobster.
Aunt and Uncle Orange: Notorious-er mobsters.
CMC: Controversial postmodern, avant garde, hipster heavy metal rock band (whatever the fuck that means).
Junebug: Drug dealer with a bad stu-stu-stutter.
Thunderlane: Getting his dick sucked by changelings in shady nightclubs.
Tracy Flash: World's most capable voyeur (yes she's a background pony, not an OC, look her up).
Mare-Do-Well: Yes, Please.
Attention all fans of my sexy fight fics! As you may already know from my blog posts I'm available for commissions. And since I have this info posted on a dozen other sites, I figured I might as well throw it up on Fim too.
I charge a flat rate $25-30 dollars, depending on the size of the job. But you're in luck, because I'm in the first week of my Back-To-School Sale, which means all fics are going for the low, low price of $15 during the month of September. :pinkiehappy:
Shoot me a PM with the details of your request, and I'll see what I can do for you. Also, PM me if you'd like links to my other non-pony commissions.
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- M for Mare-Do-Well Pipsqueak runs into trouble on his way home, but is saved by a daring, albeit a bit odd hero. 1,120 words · 1,790 views · 69 likes · 1 dislikes
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