theycallmejub

Joined November 2011
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Yo Fimfic, they call me theycallmejub. I love to write and I love ponies so I figured this was the place for me. I also post on Fanfic.net under the same name. Hope you guys like my stuff.

Jub's Head Canon

Octavia: Secretly living a double-life (preferably as a closet pervert or hitman for the mob).

Lyra: Not-so-secretly fucking Octavia and being awesome at whatever else she's doing at the time.

Bon-Bon: Perpetual victim of spousal abuse.

Vinyl Scratch: Vinyl who now?

Roseluck: Sociopathic vigilante.

Lily: Dead.

Daisy: Also dead.

Carrot Top: Loveable fuckup.

Berry Punch: Jaded detective with a hilarious past.

Derpy: Lobotomized chauffeur for Manehattan criminals.

Filthy Rich: Notorious mobster.

Aunt and Uncle Orange: Notorious-er mobsters.

CMC: Controversial postmodern, avant garde, hipster heavy metal rock band (whatever the fuck that means).

Junebug: Drug dealer with a bad stu-stu-stutter.

Thunderlane: Getting his dick sucked by changelings in shady nightclubs.

Tracy Flash: World's most capable voyeur (yes she's a background pony, not an OC, look her up).

Mare-Do-Well: Yes, Please.

Stories that are called Jub by myself as well as others

  • Before The FallTwilight's rivalry with Trixie comes to a boil after one finally pushes the other too far. 15,850 words ·1,080 views ·69 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Acres: A Love StoryA short, absurd, and nonsensical story about a certain farm girl.2,966 words ·649 views ·27 likes ·4 dislikes
  • M for Mare-Do-WellPipsqueak runs into trouble on his way home, but is saved by a daring, albeit a bit odd hero.1,120 words ·1,488 views ·59 likes ·1 dislikes

Random bits of praise

I think you have written the perfect clopfic. After this, there is just playing around with windowdressing.

--Fiddlebottoms on Style Over Substance

This was one of the most impressive stories I've read in any format, fan fiction or otherwise.

--Cold in Gardez on Eyes Without a Face

Your clop has a kind of literary thickness which works fantastically, and I'm green with envy about.

--Chuckfinley on Photo By Tracy Flash

Places that I call Jub

Comments

#854166 · 20w, 1d ago · · ·

Have you checked out the new Harley Quinn comic for the New 52? Issue #0 came out this month.

#820023 · 23w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I see you've got a new avatar. I kinda wish they'd make a variant of Twi wrestling Sunset Shimmer, though.

...What?

#761088 · 29w, 10h ago · · ·

...So this is where I've seen your name!

I knew I liked you for some reason. :rainbowderp: I am an unobservant kind of fellow, I guess...

#713174 · 33w, 11h ago · · ·

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci7ac9UtNEM

Just watch it.

#702510 · 34w, 12h ago · · ·

>>699831

So basically... Rose kicking the shit out of Berry, but Berry not going down easy? XD

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