^

woop mommy rox

my cat will piss on everything u love

What's up with you guys? it's been awhile

Also new story alert: 'You Didn't Build That': an Obamafic

i'm high

I'm like the only fucking person in the entire North who likes country music

like srsly why get a taste in music fgts

IM BACK

NOBODY CARES

NOT EVEN APRIL FOOLS

TURNS OUT I COULDN'T STAY AWAY FOR TOO LONG BUT HEY I LASTED LONGER THAN FATTY which i'm sure applies in more than one situation lol that was mean

In other news i'm pissed that this isn't a gold account since for whatever fucked up reason all of my throwaway accounts save 1 (sorry, britney spears) is.

It's probably because i'm white

k hmu

also don't comment on this please it helps with the humiliation

Last Friday Night

should I continue it or is the ending good the way it is?

So, as a few of you know, I've gotten quite the compilation of hate mail over time. Ever since my stories left, though, there's been a huge influx.  Funny that people start complaining once any offending work is removed.

I'm gonna keep these names anonymous and stuff... I don't really want to but I don't want to badly humiliate anyone either, because some of these are really fucking dumb.

Without further ado:

Sparkfyre- I've recently read your storie Helen Keller In Equestria, and I find it extremely offensive. First of all, I, along with the rest of my family, am blind, and this quite blatantly makes fun of our unique background and heritage. Second, Helen Keller is an American icon and hero, and should not be mocked in such a crude way. Please take this down for the good of the website, and out of respect of me and my family.

I didn't know my 'storie' was printed in fucking braille, Miss Butthurt.  How the hell did you read it, anyway.  If you're looking for respectful, civil writing, don't try a rated-mature story on the fucking internet, with a specific warning about crude, non-pc stuff.

How do you get fimfic popular?

I wasn't aware that I was.  

bitch write porn

no

This guy was pissed about a comment I left on one of Fatty's blogposts a while back about some game or another.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WARHAMMER40K IS, OKAY WARHAMMER IS MY FAVORITE GAME IT'S MY LIFE YOU'RE THE REASON THAT PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BRONIES ON THE INTERNET HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW I SEE FROM YOUR PROFILE THAT YOU'RE A CHEERLEDER, HUH, WELL CHEERLEDERS ARE BITCHES LET ME JUDGE THAT, HUH I BET YOUR'E STUPID LIKE ALL CHEERLEADERS

WELL LISTEN UP BUDDY, I'M NOT A LOT OF THINGS BUT I'M NOT FUCKING STUPID.  BITCH I'D LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A 184 IQ AND THAT I'M A FORMER MEMBER OF MENSA AND THE TRIPLE NINE CLUB, WHORE.  I GRADUATED SECOND IN MY CLASS, GOT ACCEPTED TO HARVARD AND YALE, BITCH WHAT NOW YOU FUCKING NECKBEARD BASEMENT DWELLER

Could you try to be nicer around the site? You made my little brother cry.

Aw, I didn't mean to make you cwy, babee. Do i need to give you a wittle kiss?

eat a dick

Been there, done that.

Well there's a ton more but i'm too lazy and about to go play baseball

ciaoo

why don't people like my blogposts

tyrone it's your fault

You guys.

Oh my god.

This is the greatest thing ever.

When Sparks Fly

A completely not-meta-at-all fic about 2 people school foals

Read this now

Hey (My absolute favorite) Fuckers

Hey if you aren't into shameless plugs don't read any of this until you hit the next red text.  These stories are really fucking good though.

i got no shame

Read this if you're a cool motherfucker

This is some funny-ass shit bruhs

^Those 2 are both really funny as well as by an author who is my homeboy, yeah that's right I'm plugging this shit I got no shame motherfuckers.

This isn't half bad either

^This story written by yet another one of my bffls.

a pretty kewl sadfic written by a brah

oldie but goodie lawl, also the cover art is louvre-worthy

the plugs end here. Onto the real blogpost content.

I decided, about an hour or so after I wrote my last post, that I needed to make a blogpost to thank everyone who's helped me or has been a really good friend along the way here on FimFiction. I haven't made one of these posts yet, and I felt that I should.

First of all, I'd like to thank all of you from the bottom of my heart for sticking around on the Sparky train, because I know I'm a total bitch.  I completely understand if you all hate me... lol

So here, in no particular order (kind of, long story), here are some people of notee.

Churchy you r mah bfflz 4evaa brah.<3.

The other first one on the list:artyboo who is my twinsie forever. IPSA forever boo

Fart Inspired for being such an inspiration.

Killy because you are my platonic love bitch forever.

fatty because he's the one whos probably most like me on hereand hast. also someone needs to write that fucking shipfic. i thought

randy was gonna do it get your ass in gear bro(:

wildy who, despite liking the patriots, is actually a cool guy

brony and rapey who are my two favurite clippers

Everyone from the New Octavus Madhouse. Too fucking lazy to write out the names but I love you all crazy boobz

Teso and jacqueline and invy and mikey for being kewl skype bitches.

Kingofsouls for those amazing sun and stars cards a while back.

Finally, a huge thanks to everyone who has ever read, liked, commented, favorited one of my stories or followed me. You guys are the only reason I'm here and I love you forever and ever.

I am 100% certain i'm spacing right now and forgetting someone huge. Let me know in a PM (because a comment might be embarassing or something) if i forgot you and you know it.

Loveeeeeeeee,

Sparky

a million times over.

EDIT: Just decided to say once again that you all are hot as fuck.

The careless whispers of a good friend

To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind

There's no comfort in the truth, pain is all you'll find

IF YOU KNOW THAT SONG, I LOVE YOU

Well. Anyway.

I'm not getting Sun and Stars back, at least not in its original form. You can find the javascript link... somewhere to read the chapters that are already published.

For new chapters, I'm thinking of maybe a 'sequel' (in name, it would really just be a continuation)... speaking of names.. ideas?

Also, what is your top two favorite baby names for a girl and boy?

Sounds like a random question but it'll make sense, eventually.

Who are you guys pulling for in the Super Bowl? I'm personally hoping the Niners kick some Falcon ass next week and then onto hopefully beating whoever they come up against for XLVII.

A quote from Skype that made me laugh my ass off:

[6:35:32 PM EST] randomhero089: Yes! Tom Brady crying is a magical sight...I'm sure it cures cancer.

SO FUCKING TRUE OH MY GOD I HATE THE PATRIOTS.

Well whatever bye

<3

Well, what the title says.

Hmu on Skype or whatever