So I changed the synopsis to something a little less humdrum,

and created a little cover image. Crappyunicorn on DA was

nice enough to let me use her Canterlot wallpaper

as a backdrop for my take on the classic Harlequin cover.

On the back:

He was a humble apple farmer with a simple wooden collar, while she was an luminous ruler clad in gold. When Big Macintosh is invited to Canterlot to discuss agricultural problems, he finds a life he never imagined, and a lover he never dared dream about.