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Well then screw you. Why are you reading this!?

Yes?

AWESOME. Post a comment and I'll email you a bit from the first chapter.  

It's a bit different from everything else I've written. Mainly because it's first person, from the p.o.v. of a female character (Feur DeLis) and kinda serious. Not fully thought. Maybe black humour in there somewhere.

Anyway, I've been working on this idea for about a month and figured I should ask my pals on fimfiction before pursuing a story or letting it rot as nothing.

Yes. And thank you all for your patience.

-neutralmilk

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#421188 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>420925 Well, since your name, I just figured...

#420925 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>420588 I gotta tell you that this is the greatest comment I've ever gotten :pinkiehappy: I've been dying to listen to "King of Carrot Flowers Parts 1 and 2" all day. :moustache:

Btw, great taste in music

#420588 · 5w, 6d ago · 1 · ·
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#404389 · 7w, 1d ago · · ·
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NEW PAGE!!!

Collect them all, because you can't beat the game if you don't collect all of the notes.

Badda bing, badda bam.

#386876 · 8w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>386821 If this band happens to have the word "hotel" at the end, then yessir :ajsmug:

#386821 · 8w, 3d ago · 2 · ·
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Is your username, perhaps, named after a band?

#357943 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>357832 I know! Very few people truly go into the intricacies of their lives like I have. I'm like the Cicero of the Zen Monks of writing bios.

And now that I've tooted my own horn for no apparent reason, your comment made my day :rainbowlaugh:

#357832 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·
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Best bio ever. :rainbowdetermined2:

#323550 · 14w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>323435 Hey, breaks are fun! Im just exiting my own :P

#323435 · 14w, 1d ago · 1 · ·
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Alright, I'm drawing the Trotting Dead, again!

What a nice break.

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