No?
Well then screw you. Why are you reading this!?
Yes?
AWESOME. Post a comment and I'll email you a bit from the first chapter.
It's a bit different from everything else I've written. Mainly because it's first person, from the p.o.v. of a female character (Feur DeLis) and kinda serious. Not fully thought. Maybe black humour in there somewhere.
Anyway, I've been working on this idea for about a month and figured I should ask my pals on fimfiction before pursuing a story or letting it rot as nothing.
Yes. And thank you all for your patience.
-neutralmilk








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>>420925 Well, since your name, I just figured...
>>420588 I gotta tell you that this is the greatest comment I've ever gotten
I've been dying to listen to "King of Carrot Flowers Parts 1 and 2" all day. 
Btw, great taste in music
NEW PAGE!!!
Collect them all, because you can't beat the game if you don't collect all of the notes.
Badda bing, badda bam.
>>386821 If this band happens to have the word "hotel" at the end, then yessir
Is your username, perhaps, named after a band?
>>357832 I know! Very few people truly go into the intricacies of their lives like I have. I'm like the Cicero of the Zen Monks of writing bios.
And now that I've tooted my own horn for no apparent reason, your comment made my day
Best bio ever.
>>323435 Hey, breaks are fun! Im just exiting my own :P
Alright, I'm drawing the Trotting Dead, again!
What a nice break.