Have you been procrastinating on writing a paper because you were too busy playing Bioshock Infinite?
Watching and re-watching episodes of poni/(insert random show name here) and Doctor Who?
Doing things that you definitely weren't supposed to?
Damn right, you were.
Alright, sit down and buckle up or some shit, because I'm going to teach you a lesson that will spare you when you're out of time (or you just need to buy more time).
Pfffft, and my parents say Tumblr is an unreasonable waste of my time. I'm pretty sure I learned more from Tumblr than my years of school and counting.
Take that, high school/ghetto prison for apes and weed addicts/I don't even know what's going on half the time.
Alright guys, I wish you the best of luck in your "assignments".
Class dismissed. You may now resume your habitual procrastinating routine.
Sorry not sorry about the cursing, but I'm in too foul of a mood to really care about this.