Ok...I go to check my notifications, and I see that someone is actually watching me.  I don't even have a story up.  I don't even have PLANS for one; I SUCK at writing fiction.  Yes, I'm pretty good at spelling, grammar, and linguistic flow, but I've done nothing on this site to demonstrate that.  So why am I being followed?  I suppose I COULD offer my services as a pre-reader/editor, but really, that'd be like advertising computers built in 1980...