I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let AJ go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat your cereal.
(Translated for Normals: I F*cking love that profile pic! Keep it and I will stalk you forever!)
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Thank you kindly for the fave! I'm glad you liked it
>>310460 If it involves AJ and a box of AJ, then I am totally on board!
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...Good Luck.
-Phone shuts off.
Thank you, btw. I have a few story ideas that I may implement sometime, but I am a procrastinator.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let AJ go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will eat your cereal.
(Translated for Normals: I F*cking love that profile pic! Keep it and I will stalk you forever!)
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Thank you very much! Please stick around as I have a new one coming up pretty soon.
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