It's a short one shot.  Expect it to be up sometime in the next two days.  I wrote it all in a couple hours (sort of like lesbians) and its plot makes no sense (sort of like lesbians).  I think the only thing I left out was the humor.

It's basically just my head canon for the newest episode (That's Too Many Pinkies for the time in two months when I still haven't changed this).  Also, I wanted to write a bunch of Pinkie randomness.  It was fun.

Also, not Fallout Equestria!?!?!?! How is this possible?

Ps. I love GIFs

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Hello once again, audience people who have probably forgotten about me followers.  I suppose celebration is in order.  Last night, I looked at my views and saw an amazing 997 views on my collective stories.  That's not bad I said to myself, nodding slightly in the fashion only I can do.  Then, I was reminded that I am nearing a thousand and am completely unprepared.  Everyone everywhere makes a "100 sub special" or a 20,000,000 million views thank you video.  I planned on making a story, a hopefully good one, as my thanks to the multitude of people who have posted links to my story.

Unfortunately, I could not do so.  Because someone posted my link on a Russian Eve forum, the amount of views on my story drastically jumped.  Not only did it pass 1000 views, but it passed 1100 views, practically too high to celebrate for something so far below.  I have nothing for you.

But then again, who cares?

It's just a number.  I can give you a 1,117 view gift as easily as I could a 1,000 view story.  Does the number of zeros matter?

Yes.

Erm, no?

Philosophizing's hard.  I'll just try to write more of my story and shut up.  My brain hurts.

Hello catatonic prunes marsupials of the internet followers!  I am your friendly neighborhood Batman Fiend here with an important public service announcement.  School has started, which means BLAH BLAH BLAH less time, busy, etc.  So instead of writing entire stories for the patrons of Fimfic (which is now blocked at the school *sadface*) I will write for you my brand new ideas in order of probability of becoming an actual story...But let's make it interesting by adding pictures and other nonsense.

So first off is my actual story.  There are no spoilers, just an update.  I'm about a third of the way done and it's going to be a good chapter. (5000 words yay!)

Next is a rather random story I decided was relevant to my interests.  So, it's during the sequence in episode 1 when Spike comes into Twilight's room and tells her to lighten up and make some friends.  After Spike leaves, Twilight starts thinking to herself.  She has to make some friends, right?  So why doesn't she actually make some friends.  She gets out the big ancient book of spells and clones herself 5 times. Only every time she does it the clones are a little off.  They run off into the forest to stop Nightmare Moon by themselves (herselves?).  Basically, what if all the mane six were Twilight?

I started reading Past Sins.  It's pretty good, but there was one specific sequence that I would like to replicate in my own style.  The scene I'm talking about is when the dark ponies summon Nightmare moon.  This idea hasn't quite been developed yet, but it was a dramatic scene and I think that my expertise is needed to make it less serious, yet still retaining the overall theme.

Then, I'll probably take the story in a completely different direction.

Fallout Equestria: The OP Mare with the Red and Black Hair

Blackjack is OP

Awesome! Thanks for reading, or at least looking at the pictures.  Your feedback is welcome.  Subject to change.

Edit: New idea!  It's not worth a new post, but I would like to throw this out there.  So, it's called Royal Canterlot Lawsuit.  Basically, Luna comes back from her trip to Ponyville (Luna Eclipse) pretty happy.  She goes straight to talk to Celestia about it, but Celestia just says how the entire town is suing her for emotional trauma.  Great idea, right?

So...

That was interesting.  The story I wrote at about 3 am got a pretty awesome reaction.  Most people understood that my story was supposed to be a parody fic to all of popular Fallout fics.  That's cool.

I've been out of commission for the past week so when I got 33 comments, 14 faves, and two more followers, I kinda went crazy.  Thanks guys.

Now, here's your free picture:

Do not read this next story.  I am ashamed that I wrote it.  If you have any respect for me do not read it.

Serious Pinkie Pie picture to show how serious this is:

Also, I didn't even realize when I broke a million words read.

I finished the chapter.  Now, because of my new editor person, I have to wait for him to edit it and I'll post it here.

DONE!

Summer!  I finally have free time.  Yay!

Now, what to do?  Shall I read or write?  I am very behind on both so either will be a good use of my time.  If I read for the rest of the month, I may catch up on Background Pony, but if write people will like me.  Decisions, decisions.  Well, I'm almost halfway done my next chapter so I could just finish it up this next week.  Alright, here I go writing my story.

[True Fact] Did you know that scientists have determined the reason that yawning is contagious.  It's because humans a pack animals, meaning that they always travel in groups.  When you yawn, you stretch out a lot of your muscles and keeps you more alert, so it makes sense that as a group, you would want your group to be better.  Therefore to keep all the people in your group ready for battle, yawn.  My source is a Youtube video so it is obviously the most credible source.

Ps.  I yawned three times in writing this piece

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1 week tops.  If I don't have it out in 1 week from 7/13, I'll write the OC of the first person who notices it into the story.

I apologize for the lateness of the new chapter.  Honestly, it has been over a month since my last update and that is practically unacceptable.  I didn't even write anything until last week!

Now, I will say that I have written a decent amount in the last couple days and given a ton of thought into this new chapter.  I don't know what if that means it will be amazing, but it probably means that it will be long, so I hope that make up for the LOOoOOOooOOOOooOong wait.

Now, as par with recent tradition in ending my blogs, I will give a random picture.  HUZZAH!

Just Vinyl chewing on a vinyl.

Okay, um, I was checking out the chapter views to my story, well the story that people like, and I noticed something funny.  Chapter 3 had 78 views, but chapter 4 had 81 views.  Did someone out there skip chapter 3?  Well that's it.

If you want to know what I've been doing for the past week, here's the deal(io).  I've been pretty busy, but I did do some writing.  The only problem is that the writing on my old story gave me an idea for a new story.  So I got about 16 words into Chapter 6 of The Dreamer before getting distracted.  I'm about 700 words into the new story.  Then when writing the new story, I got an idea for another story.  I'm 300 words into that story.  It's not that I don't want to write more of The Dreamer; it's that I want to write 3 stories at once and that usually results in not getting anything written.

Here, have a picture of awesome Shadowdash:

I was bored one night at 2 am and I noticed a post on Equestria Daily about a short writing competition.  The premise, write a 300 word story where the mane 6 have a bad hair day.  I wrote it, then decided to bring it one step further and write a backstory involving a new character I had developed.  Then, the ideas culminated to this, Centuries Maneless, the masterpiece of the century.

I say this sarcastically because it is not a masterpiece, more like a gross culmination of ideas thrown through an OC's life.  About halfway through, I realized this and decided, despite my better judgement, to continue writing.  At the end, I decided to finish the second chapter of this literary genius and leave it alone unless, somehow, it managed to succeed.  It is obvious, at this point that it didn't succeed, so I'm going to move to better things

Edit: Don't stare at this picture for too long or you will become unable to make any good decisions.