[5/17/2013 7:26:56 PM] Chris North: I know that fic.

[5/17/2013 7:27:20 PM] Chris North: Hmm. Already voted.

[5/17/2013 7:27:23 PM] Chris North: Should've known.

[5/17/2013 8:32:44 PM] Chris North: [03:30] <Warmaisach> ...is that her name?

[03:30] <Warmaisach> "granny smith"

[03:30] <Warmaisach> like when she was a foal her mum came to her "hey little granny smith."

[03:30] <HoovesMcCoy> Yes

[03:30] <HoovesMcCoy> she was born a granny

[03:30] <Static_Shock> Fuck if I know. I just wanted to get the idea across.

[03:31] <HoovesMcCoy> because that is an apple

[03:31] <HoovesMcCoy> She popped out of her mom, and had a pregnant kid almost immediately

[03:31] <VoidChicken> gross

[03:31] <HoovesMcCoy> A big chain of apples

[03:31] <Alphacat> Like those Russian stacking dolls?

[03:31] <HoovesMcCoy> And that's how the Apple Family got so big!

[8:33:14 PM] Chris North: Totally sensible headcanons ftw.

[8:34:49 PM] AJ: maybe the dad fucked the mother so hard he ended up breaking into the womb, and fucking Fetus Smith till she was pregnant

[8:34:56 PM] AJ: AJ has seen in a hentai before

[8:35:01 PM] AJ: AJ shivers in disgust

[8:41:55 PM] Chris North: Keep in mind that he'd have to impregnate the fetus' fetus, too.

[8:43:39 PM] AJ: eeyup

[8:43:51 PM] AJ: incestuous inception

[8:43:58 PM] AJ: we must go deeper

[8:44:48 PM] AJ: either he must have had a really long and VEEEEERY thin dick, or Apple family mares are really fucking loose

[11:41:59 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Hey, I-

[11:42:00 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: ....

[11:42:08 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: .....really?

[11:42:27 PM] AJ: yes

[11:42:28 PM] AJ: really

[11:42:33 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: I mean...Seriously?

[11:42:34 PM] AJ: that conversation happened

[11:42:40 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: .....

[11:42:43 PM] AJ: and nothing you say will ever change it

[11:42:46 PM] AJ: let it sink in

[11:42:48 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: I should expect it by now...

[11:42:50 PM] AJ: let it wash over you

[11:42:56 PM] AJ: let it corrupt you

[11:42:58 PM] AJ: one of us

[11:43:00 PM] AJ: one of us

[11:43:01 PM] AJ: one of us

[11:43:04 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: I'd rather take a dip in the Septic tank

[11:43:11 PM] AJ: you're no fun lol

[11:43:30 PM | Edited 11:43:35 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: You ever get your foot stuck in the toilet?

[11:43:42 PM] AJ: oh, this story can only end hilariously

[11:44:02 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Long story short, I had one of those Sticky Hands, you know those things?

[11:44:22 PM | Edited 11:44:27 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Well, it got stuck on the bathroom ceiling

[11:44:40 PM] AJ: what, did you step in the toilet to try to get leverage or something?

[11:44:43 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Being like, 7, I tried to get it down using the toilet as a stepstool

[11:44:56 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: problem with that though

[11:45:03 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: I didn't put down the lid

[11:45:21 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: You can guess how things went from there

[11:45:37 PM] AJ: okay, that wasn't as funny as i was hoping it would be

[11:45:48 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Well, I WAS there for three hours

[11:46:02 PM] AJ: i was hoping for some kind of catostrophic accident resulting with you getting your foot stuck in the shit hole

[11:46:17 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: I just sat there playing my gba

[11:46:19 PM] AJ: nothing that would land you in the hospital, but soemthing funny at least

[11:46:22 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: it was in my pocket

[11:46:30 PM] AJ: holy shit

[11:46:35 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: ...My SHOE got stuck in the DRAIN

[11:46:37 PM] AJ: gba, that's like...really old

[11:46:49 PM] AJ: AND I FEEL OLD FOR KNOWING OF IT

[11:46:53 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: we got ME loose, but not the shoe

[11:46:53 PM] AJ: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[11:47:05 PM | Edited 11:47:36 PM] AJ: OH GOD, I REMEMBER OWNING THE OLD GREEN AND BLACK SCREENED BRICK OF A GAME BOY

[11:47:08 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Had to call a plumber

[11:47:08 PM] AJ: I'M FUCKING ANCIENT

[11:47:18 PM] AJ: 24 IS THE NEW 100

[11:47:19 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Remember the ORIGINAL DS?

[11:47:32 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Came with Mario Kart?

[11:47:42 PM] AJ: FUCK MARIO KART

[11:47:49 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: I have that right next to me

[11:47:50 PM] AJ: IT'S SUCKED SINCE THEY ADDED DRIFTING

[11:48:01 PM] AJ: SO BASICALLY EVERYTHING AFTER THE FIRST GAME

[11:48:32 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: ANyways, the plumber came, and that was....difficult to explain

[11:49:00 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Took him almost an hour to get it out

[11:49:54 PM] AJ: This day shall forever be known as The Day of the Shitty Shoe

[11:50:22 PM] AJ: YAY TIRED CHATTING

[11:54:56 PM] Leadfoot: SUDDENLY TTIS!

[11:55:28 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: "The Tedious Incubation Student"?

[11:55:42 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: T.T.I.S.

[11:55:59 PM] Leadfoot: Sure lets go with that.

[11:56:04 PM] AJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[11:56:18 PM] Leadfoot: lol

[11:56:29 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: I know SOOO few "i" words

[11:56:34 PM | Edited 11:57:04 PM] AJ: IT'S

Transvestites

Tapdancing in

Iowa with

Strapons

[11:56:43 PM | Edited 11:56:51 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: in synch

[11:56:56 PM] Collin Howell: http://youtu.be/EiEzOgeyho0

[11:57:10 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: YAY! I revived the chat!

[11:57:13 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: YOLO!

[11:57:20 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: ...did I use that right?

[11:57:38 PM] AJ: AJ rapes Timelord up the dick hole with a splintered broomstick

[11:57:46 PM] AJ: NOPONY USES YOLO WHILE I'M AROUND

[11:57:49 PM] Leadfoot: Swaggers and Swaggets.

[11:57:50 PM] AJ: YOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[11:57:56 PM] Leadfoot: I will kill them all.

[11:57:58 PM] AJ: AJ shoots self in face

[11:58:01 PM] AJ: FUCKING WORTH IT

EDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[5/17/2013 11:58:05 PM] Leadfoot: And it will be the YOLOcaust.

[5/17/2013 11:58:16 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: MyLittleTimeLord revives aj, then beats him to death with Himself

[5/17/2013 11:58:40 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: ...Is there a NAME for that?

[5/17/2013 11:58:49 PM] MyLittleTimeLord: Beating a person with another Person?

[5/17/2013 11:59:04 PM] Leadfoot: Beating a motherfuker with another motherfucker.

[12:00:37 AM] MyLittleTimeLord: [Friday, May 17, 2013 11:58 PM] Leadfoot:

<<< Beating a motherfuker with another motherfucker.B.A.M.W.A.M.

[12:00:52 AM] MyLittleTimeLord: Fitting...

[12:01:30 AM] MyLittleTimeLord: HAAAAAI LITMUS!

[12:23:45 AM] AJ: http://25.media.tumblr.com/217a1830c8dfb9ff4a4712af201ad9df/tumblr_mmyzkwIE9t1r3xauuo1_1280.png It's official

[12:23:54 AM] AJ: Luna's ass smells of black cherries

[12:24:26 AM] AJ: cause her ass is as untouched as a Christian priests wife

[12:25:08 AM] AJ: Cause, you know

[12:25:19 AM] AJ: they all fuck the little alter boys instead

[12:25:23 AM] Collin Howell: ^