So I'm on FiMFiction, not that anyone cares. I'll keep this short.

I'm a cynical, blunt and honest-to-a-fault Briton, who writes fan fiction because it's something to do. When I review, I tend to focus more on the negative aspects of a story, because I honestly do want your writing to improve, and that won't happen through endless showers of praise. That said, people get defensive, and as such my critique has to be slightly downplayed, which is a nuisance at best. Of course I try my best not to be downright insulting for the hell of it, but if something needs work, I'll be there to call you out on it, so please don't kill me.

I'm not particularly a brony. I don't watch the show, own any merchandise or even have a particular fondness for talking, pastel-coloured cartoon horses. I'm not even a furry. So, you're wondering, why do I write for the MLP fandom?

Because I can.

I wish you luck, and may the rest of your days be filled with horny virgins.