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About me.

dylansl dylanlamberth dylanlamberth http://dylansl.tumblr.com/
User ID: 15,052
Registered: 20th Feb 2012
Last Seen: 5d, 21h ago
Story views: 8,852

Not a brony, sorry, but I'm a programmer and I make a lot of video game mods, most my little pony themed for a few brony friends of mine. And if you're wondering or not if I'm a Hacker, because I wrote 'The Hacker Pwny', to answer simply, yes. A good, white-hat. I could delete your account in seconds, but I don't. I'm not like that. I experiment, learn, research, and solve. All knowledge should be free, and I do my best to learn as much as I can in a day.

I also don't ever ask for donations for mods or anything I make, your money is better spent for charity.

Since you're still reading this, (Which you shouldn't, I mean, come on! Don't you have anything better to do than read this? Well it's not like I have anything better to do than write this...) add me on skype or steam, and we can play a game or something.

Stuff I've said via comment form.

#123173 · 40w, 1d ago · · ·
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:pinkiecrazy:

#89315 · 45w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>89313

I abandoned it for now, I don't want to write it in it currently.

#89313 · 45w, 6d ago · · ·
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What about the story of Prototype?:rainbowhuh:

#71847 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>30225

PEW PEW!

#30225 · 56w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>29960

I prefer giant aircraft with lasers.:trollestia:

#29960 · 56w, 2d ago · · ·
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Same thing happened to me and it was allergies, don't worry, we're on the same train or boat, whichever you prefer

#1720 · 66w, 6h ago · · ·
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>>1670

Yes, my editor for The Hacker Pwny is Zaresto, but for The Brony Life, I have none. I'd prefer not too because the story is suppose to be quick and easy to write.

#1670 · 66w, 11h ago · · ·
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do you have any editors?

If you don't, I could be one:twilightsmile:

and this sounds like it will be a good story and not just because you get to choose your own way

#520 · 67w, 14h ago · · ·
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I love your NEW story.

Rainbow asking 4 sex? WOAH!:pinkiegasp:

#275 · 67w, 2d ago · · ·
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I love'd your story man, a few mistakes but very, very good.

5 15052

I've been writing here and there over all this time, never actually posted any of them... they all kinda sucked. And it took the help of a friend to tell me to post at least one of them... so uh... yeah. Enjoy I guess.

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What I wrote!

The Hacker Pwny: Side Stories

Ever wonder what happens to Neon when he's not dealing with his problems in The Hacker Pwny? Maybe he's learning more about Equestria, fixing problems others have dumped upon him, getting dragged along stupid adventures. Mostly just hiding in his cave. But let's look into random events in his life, that will have no actual impact on the plot

The point of this story is so I can write more The Hacker Pwny, but without the restriction of the plot or setting. Expect silliness.

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The Hacker Pwny

A 19 year old hacker has a troubled past. Will he find himself at peace in this new world? Or will he bring it all crashing down? Will his technologically superior mind keep him from getting killed? Will he ever find out why he's there, and who brought him there? How hard must he fight to keep going forward, to find the truth? Will he even want to know the truth once he finds out? Some truths are better left unknown.

This is an action/sci-fi/mystery/comedy story.

Here's the offical trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aVeBFpQN_4

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Cave Johnson and Twilight Sparkle here! Let's do this for Science!

(CJ)Cave Johnson here, (TW)Twilight Sparkle here, (CJ)and we will be testing the least safe parts of science possible! First, we're going to see if we can turn Scootaloo into a chicken! (TW)For science! (CJ)Yes yes, for science! Then we will see if Applejack can survive if we replace her apple trees with combustible lemon trees! And last but not least, you all might have wondered, what happens when you give Pinkie Pie coffee? Well, we're about to find out! (TW)For science! And many more! The possibilities are endless!

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The First Brony: The Great Pony Awakening

This is the story about the first ever brony. He made the first OC. He made great strides on Earth as a brony and even more revelations in Equestria. He made the spark. He started all brony culture. It is him that we should worship. He died for what he believed in, and for that we must respect him. His death was not in vein, and he lives on as his OC. No one remembered him. This is his story. His life. His journey.

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