[Crack Pairing] [RarityxKingKong]

Rarity always liked the big, strong, noble, silent type. Sometimes we get exactly what we wish for, though not always packaged how we expected.

After purchasing a pin-up calender for a nature fundraiser, Fluttershy develops a crush on one of its subjects. They're just so subdued, so elegant, and yet still so confident and charismatic... They're everything Fluttershy is and everything she is not in one beautiful package.

When Twilight "offers" to introduce the two, it seems like a dream come true. After all, this is destiny; they're a perfect match, meant to be together.

What could possibly go wrong?

Inspired by "Pictures of Lily" by The Who.

Editing by Adjudicator, MidnightRambler, Sereg, and MetaFour, all of whom are awesome.

The ultimate action stallion ninja hero is back. In this critically acknowledged sequel to Blitzkrieg Poison Assassinates Killers, everypony's favorite demolitions expert must confront his old ninjutsu mentor and stop her once and for all.

...And this time...it's poisonal...

"The eighth movie in the series, the titular hero's exploits refuse to slow down. They never disappoint, and they even seem to get better over time. This may be the best one yet; more action than Blitzkrieg Poison Races Masters, and an even more intricate plot than Blitzkrieg Poison Versus the Master Race. 5/5 stars."

—R. Dash, Ponyville Herald

"Movie of the decade, edge of my seat the entire time. 6/5 stars."

—Rainbow D., Ponyville Gazette

"Anypony who is anypony needs to watch this movie right this moment. And then they need to watch it a second time, because their mind will have been blown and they won't remember the first viewing. 7/5 stars."

—Dr. Rainbow Dash, Ponyville Times

Featured on Equestria Daily! Celestia knows why.

She's the original. She won the paint-watching test, fair and square.

So why do the townsponies keep avoiding her? Why do all her friends keep whispering around her? And why does Twilight keep insisting that she isn't any good at baking or throwing parties?

She's the original. The best Pinkie. She won the test, fair and square. She's not some copy, not anymore...but perhaps being a copy would be easier than being herself.

An exploration of grief and identity, among other things. Partially inspired by Quadrophenia by The Who. The Pinkie Pie and Other tags together represent Pinkie's clone.

Editing by; Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi, CDRW, plumander, Sereg, and JapaneseTeeth, all of whom are awesome.

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Google Docs version (contains unpublished/scrapped chapters and early drafts--if you're only interested in the finished product you can safely ignore this link)

Now I'm to begin

The life that I'm assigned

A life that's been used before

A thousand times

--The Who, "905"

Discord was defeated. Villains always are. It’s really quite cliché.

Before he lost, he asked himself a question: what if your virtues went out of control, rather than your flaws? Perhaps if the heroes and villains weren't so clear-cut, the conclusion wouldn't be so inevitable. If nothing else, there would be some fun chaos along the way!

Can the main six find a way to undo Discord's magic, in spite of themselves and each other?

Editing by Meta Four, ocalhoun, Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi, Sessalisk, Sereg, and JapaneseTeeth, all of whom are amazing. Go shower them with admiration!

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Featured on Fimfic, for a whole three hours!

Alternate cover by sstwins! Unfortunately I couldn't use it since it compresses badly on fimfic, but still worth a look!

Google Docs version (contains unpublished/scrapped chapters and early drafts--if you're only interested in the finished product you can safely ignore this link)