captainn00b

I just realized now how empty this is. So, yo!

My name is captain_n00b, but I respond to a variety of nicknames such as n00b, sexy, idiot, master, and more. I prefer n00b, though.

I just recently started writing, and if you look to the right of this bio, you'll see my only story on this site. That's right, I write gore. Woot.

If I'm supposed to say likes and dislikes, I'll leave you ponies with a few simple words that, when unlocked, will reveal a lot of things about me: metal, food, gym, tolerance, and love.

Oh hey look, a poem (written by me)! :eeyup:

Men love many things,

Like Basketball or Football,

Maybe two guys in a boxing ring,

Or watching people as they fall.

But today I’ll introduce another thing

One you may not expect.

It is the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,

A show we bronies love to the death.

From the start of the opening song,

I’m already singing along.

When the ending credits start rolling,

I’m about to start bawling.

For you see, I love my ponies,

With my very loving heart.

All of my little ponies;

I wouldn’t want them to depart.

First we have Twilight Sparkle,

Princess Celestia’s own protégé.

Went to Ponyville to make friends,

And ended up saving the day.

Next we have Applejack,

The most honest pony I know.

An apple-bucker of Sweet Apple Acres,

She will never be brought low.

Then we have Rarity,

A mare as generous as a saint.

A very professional dressmaker,

She’s a drama queen, and loves to faint.

She’s followed by Rainbow Dash,

More loyal than any marine.

An athlete in her own right,

To make the Wonderbolts is her dream.

We can’t forget Pinkie Pie,

That silly, silly pony.

She’s a baker at Sugarcube Corner,

And Ponyville’s Premier Party Pony.

We also have Fluttershy,

The Paragon of Kindness.

Though meek and easily scared,

She’ll help anypony in need of it.

Then there are the Princesses,

Good old Luna and Celestia.

Goddesses of the sun and moon,

They’re the rulers of Equestria.

Oh right, there are villains too,

How could I forget?

Discord, Chrysalis, and Nightmare Moon,

Seeing them lose never made me feel regret.

And at the end we have the background,

All the ponies staying there.

They frequently break out in chorus,

And sing songs I love to hear.

And now you know the ponies,

And how I love them so.

But this is just the tip of the iceberg,

Of why I love the show.