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Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?”  “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

I Wrote a Book

A vigilante able to expose the darkest secrets of his victims is stalking the streets of Pierside. Immortal and unstable, he is a spectre risen from the past: an Elevatus—one of the powerful immortals who can only be slain by their own kind.

Ezzy and Maddy are friends who run a small clinic in the worst neighborhood in Pierside. They are drawn into this web of violence when a beat cop brings a wounded victim to their door. But only Ezzy understands how entangled they really are, and she guards both her secrets and her soul from all she meets.

To find their way out they’ll have to confront vindictive immortals, corrupt politicians, and religious fanatics, along with their own troubled pasts and unspoken feelings.

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If you're a fan of cartoon ponies and you're still not sure if you'd like it, check out this blog post. .

About Me

A few words about me:

I’m a writer, blogger, and group admin here on FimFiction. My favorite characters (and the ones I tend to write about) are Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and Applejack. I tend to write romances, with a lot of dialogue and a sense of humor even in serious situations. Other things that might interest you:

I’m the group founder for the AK Yearling Society for Original Writing.

The AK Yearling Society is a group here on the site for writers who are interested in news, thoughts, and assistance on breaking into non-fanfic writing. The group is private, to allow people to hold onto first publication rights to any pieces of stories they might post or link to, but anyone can PM me for an invite. More explanation of that in this blog post.

I have a daughter named Trixie.

I refer to her in blog posts as “human baby Trixie,” though she’s two now. Her full name is Beatrix, so she’s only partially named for the pony, and partially for Beatrix Potter (with whom she shares a birthday.)

I blog a lot, and accept donations and Patreon funds for my blogging.

I often blog about writing, shipping, and fandom news. There’s a list of some of my most popular or interesting blog posts on this page. Make sure to glance at the comments, I have some brilliant folks reading my blog and some of the discussions have been better than the blog posts.  

Recently I've run into some financial trouble, and have been asking folks to voluntarily subscribe to my blog in exchange for regular blog posts and some extras to show my appreciation. You can find info on subscribing here: Open for Business

You can see the thank you gifts and sign up to subscribe monthly at Patreon, or offer a one time donation through paypal (and receive the same gifts.)

I’m an admin of the AppleDash Group and the TwiJack Group, and have run the Shipping and Romance Writing panel at BronyCon for the past two years.

I love to talk shipping. I tend to really dislike “opposites attract” ships, and I’m not shy with snarky comments about RariJack and FlutterDash, but I enjoy good stories and conversation about just about any Mane Six pairing, including those.  

If you’re curious about AppleDash fics, or aren’t sure if you’ve given the ship a fair shot, this list is a good place to start, though sadly outdated.

Top Fics of All Time

  • E Keeping Your Hooves On The Ground

    Dash tells what happened to her and Fluttershy immediately after her first Sonic Rainboom.  · InsertAuthorHere
    8,035 words · 35,910 views  ·  2,922  ·  41
  • T Whom the Princesses Would Destroy...

    Behind the scenes of a perfectly normal visit to Canterlot lies chaos. Also, custard.  · GhostOfHeraclitus
    19,758 words · 32,991 views  ·  2,552  ·  35
  • E A Filly's Guide to Not Making Headlines

    PRINCESS SPARKLE IN CAMELU DUSTUP – Reports emerged Sunday that H.S.H. Princess Twilight Sparkle slammed Griffonstan over Camelu water rights. "I mean, they have plenty. It's not a 'threat to their sovereignty' to ask—  · Bradel
    8,218 words · 11,459 views  ·  1,310  ·  16
  • E Hoardsmiths

    They are the Hoardsmiths. And they are completely insane.  · Skywriter
    2,670 words · 3,875 views  ·  560  ·  5
  • E Yours Truly

    Distance can drive us apart. It can also bring us closer together.  · Thanqol
    18,646 words · 29,663 views  ·  2,074  ·  32
  • E Tiny Wings

    Scootaloo has always been a filly with big dreams, but can they all come true?  · DeadParrot222
    35,581 words · 16,445 views  ·  1,021  ·  14
  • E The Gathering

    In the stars, a hundred years' journey away, the alicorns gather, to mourn, mate, and birth. Celestia hears their call. Dotted Line wants her to review tax rebate applications.  · Bad Horse
    1,172 words · 3,564 views  ·  517  ·  6
  • T So Long, and Thanks for All the Ponies

    A re-imaginining of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy... with ponies naturally.  · Sir Ginger
    58,995 words · 5,839 views  ·  600  ·  11
  • E Who Makes the Wind Blow?

    I've always wanted a cloud  · Church
    3,509 words · 1,241 views  ·  99  ·  0
  • T Harissa

    Zecora may lead a peaceful life now, but her story began once upon a time, in a far away land, amidst blood and treachery.  · Orbiting Kettle
    5,976 words · 1,302 views  ·  133  ·  1

Fics For Shippers and Non-Shippers Alike

  • A Guide to Magic Apple Bloom and Spike find out that opportunity isn't always easy when Apple Bloom is offered the chance to be the first non-unicorn to take the entrance exam at Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns. by bookplayer 9,411 words · 4,381 views · 810 likes · 12 dislikes
  • You Can't Always Get What You Want After the Fall Formal, Principal Celestia discovered that Sunset has been living in the school clock tower. Now Sunset needs to find someone willing to take in a teenager whose issues have magic powers, and beggars can't be choosers. by bookplayer 7,806 words · 2,638 views · 431 likes · 4 dislikes
  • In the Service of The Princess of Friendship Twilight knows what her role is. But her friends have roles to play too... maybe one too many. by bookplayer 1,762 words · 2,670 views · 342 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Of Cottages and Cloud Houses Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash both move into their first homes, and they aren't what they had in mind by bookplayer 4,641 words · 3,084 views · 326 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Dubious Enchantment Old Gob isn't just selling dubiously enchanted items, he's selling an experience. Unfortunately, it's not an experience Twilight and her friends particularly wanted. by bookplayer 5,852 words · 3,507 views · 613 likes · 10 dislikes

AppleDash Shipping

  • Lost Time When Rainbow tries to change the course of the zap apple harvest to keep her date with Applejack, she finds that ancient magic loves an ironic twist. by bookplayer 59,897 words · 1,696 views · 255 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Moonshine Dash has a problem. Applejack has a solution. It ain't exactly legal, and it ain't exactly safe, but for a friend like Dash, Applejack is willing to risk her reputation, her neck, and, if the cards fall right, her heart. by bookplayer 24,161 words · 811 views · 82 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Wet Feathers Applejack knew that long distance relationships are hard, but Rainbow Dash's dream-come-true is turning into a nightmare for her. With the newest Wonderbolt on the cover of magazines and tabloids, AJ decides if love is enough to hold them togeth by bookplayer 12,375 words · 8,235 views · 989 likes · 31 dislikes
  • The AppleDash Project A series of AppleDash scenes related to episodes. by bookplayer 32,044 words · 7,994 views · 589 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Love Means Having to Say You're Sorry Applejack has brushed her mane, put a ribbon on her hat, and there's a sway in her step. Most ponies want to know who the special pony is, but Rainbow Dash has a more important question: Will AJ ever play horseshoes with her again? by bookplayer 7,402 words · 8,165 views · 715 likes · 29 dislikes

TwiJack Shipping

  • The Homesteading After their wedding, Twilight and Applejack move into a newly converted barn on Sweet Apple Acres. But when strange things start happening, Twilight will have to discover the cause before they can call it home. by bookplayer 22,718 words · 3,510 views · 386 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Tunnel of Love The Tunnel of Love is a magical and romantic place in the Everfree Forest, and Twilight intends to find out about it first hoof. But Twilight's hopes and dreams are tested when she tries to get Applejack to go there with her. by bookplayer 5,727 words · 3,493 views · 419 likes · 16 dislikes
  • A Fact for Twilight When Applejack asks Twilight on a date, Twilight realizes something about AJ that she never noticed. by bookplayer 5,173 words · 13,091 views · 1,288 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Fit for a Princess The gold necklace Applejack's father gave her mother when he proposed wasn't expensive or flashy, but she loved it anyway. Now Applejack just has to convince herself it really is fit for a princess. by bookplayer 4,685 words · 3,816 views · 420 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Good Ponies Don't... Do They? Applejack and Twilight have been dating for months, and they know that some things are worth waiting for. But when Rainbow Dash reveals that she and Rarity only waited two dates, both couples have to figure out what good ponies do when, and why. by bookplayer 8,400 words · 4,620 views · 665 likes · 49 dislikes

This index covers every blog I've written since I joined the site that I think people might want to read or reference. Some of it is outdated, but most of these contain some kind of good or useful information. If there's something you remember that seems to be missing, let me know!  

Feel free to comment on older blogs. If I don't respond, it's either because I don't have anything to add or I'm busy, not because the blog post was old.

Below the break everything is divided into the following topics, with series of blog posts or specific subgroups at the bottom of the relevant topic:

On Writing

On Shipping

On MLP and MLP Fandom

On General Fandom Subjects

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#392 · 2w, 14h ago · · ·

Btw, I finished Meat Loaf's album. It gets better at the end. Recommended.

There's also a part where theg straight-up do Total Eclipse of the Heart

#390 · 8w, 3d ago · · ·


I'm pretty sure the MLP fandom supplies at least 50% of the lesbian apple farmers. Maybe more. :trixieshiftright:

Incidentally, I was glancing at your list of "top fics of all time" and I realized I still have never read Keeping Your Hooves on the Ground. I'll have to do that tonight.

#389 · 8w, 3d ago · 2 · ·


That's just silly. Everyone knows that the free market will supply us all with lesbian farmers. There's clearly sufficient demand.

#388 · 8w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

According to Rush Limbaugh, the government is going to use lesbian farmers to overrun decent, hardworking Americans.

Clearly this must be your doing. :V


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