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Knifefest
User ID: 8,764
Registered: 13th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 2d, 20h ago
Story views: 892

Hi, I'm awesomekik. I'm responsible for the monstrosity of a fic of which I shall not name as it hasn't been released. I'm a hardcore reader, having read an average of approx. twenty two thousand words a day. That comes up to 923 an hour, if you make it exact, which is 4251923/4608 per hour as of the date I calculated this, which is/was when I had 4251923 words read.

I'll occasionally update words read per hour, based on the amount of words read and days since account was made. The current number is:

~1056 words/hour, as of August 15th, 2012 2:36AM GMT -05:00

Read or Perish!

[Romance] [Sad] [Slice of Life]
As Steel grows older, he begins to question the circumstances of his adoption
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[Romance] [Slice of Life]
Twilight sees a vision after casting a spell to see the future and ends up saving a mysterious colt.
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YES! I'm officially *horn honks* years old. Excuse for my 7 year old fat kid side to come out and say ICE CREAM CAEK TIME! And everyone knows ice cream cake is... Cool.

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#246078 · 20w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>246027

What Bronystories said.

#246043 · 20w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>246027

Do. Not. Degrade yourself by thanking me for a follow. It does nothing but show how much you kiss up to your fans.

On the contrary. It serves as shameless self-promotion on your page.

:trollestia:

Seriously though, thanks for the sincere advice. I'll probably still continue to thank those who watch me, but I understand where you're coming from.

#246027 · 20w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>245347>>209910 A warning to you two and anyone else that thanks me on the user comments. Do. Not. Degrade yourself by thanking me for a follow. It does nothing but show how much you kiss up to your fans.

#245347 · 21w, 6h ago · · ·
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I realize that you've been here for a while, so please allow me to offer you a late welcome! Better late than never!

Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!

Welcome welcome welcome! I say, how do you do?

Welcome welcome welcome to a choice you won't regret!

Welcome welcome welcome to FIMFiction.net!

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Thanks for following me, awesomekik! :yay:

I really appreciate it and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

#209910 · 24w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thank ya kindly for tracking What's in a Name! If you haven't already done so, I encourage you to rate and comment.

#99287 · 39w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>99286 'Twas no problem. :pinkiesmile:

#99286 · 39w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>99269 Ah well I try to be rational about things.

I do thank you for enlightening me about this though. :pinkiesmile:

#99283 · 39w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>99282 That. Is genius.

#99282 · 39w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>99269 I am pretty chill, dude. Being angry over some body's beliefs is pointless. I choose to try and understand it, and if I don't believe it. Then I accept that's what you believe, and move on. I have better things to do than argue.

#99278 · 39w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>99275 I read that and thought, 'malicious context.' So I was like, 'Uh... I really don't know if I should apologize or agree.'

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