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The Lowdown

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User ID: 6,582
Registered: 22nd Dec 2011
Last Seen: 46w, 2d ago
Story views: 6,504

First of all, I'd like to ask exactly why you would waste your time coming here to learn about someone as boring as I am. Second, I'd say that if you're so insistent to learn more, you can find out the most basic things about who I am right here:

FAVORITE PONIES (not in order):

-Twilight

-Pinkie

-Derpy

-Vinyl Scratch

-Sweetie Belle

OTHER INTERESTS

-Homestuck

-The Legend of Zelda

-Pokemon

-Kingdom Hearts

-Harry Potter

-Adventure Time

-Sonic the Hedgehog

Anything else you want to ask me about, feel free to comment in that section at the bottom of the screen!

(that is, if you don't mind...)

Write Some Stuff or something

#22263 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22260

Nothing I guess...:pinkiesad2:

#22260 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22258

Look at the total views, man. You've got 3,900 more than me.

It doesn't even really matter anyway. I think you're a cool guy, I like what you do; what's the harm in that? :scootangel:

#22258 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22257

But you don't need improvement, your fics have hardley any downvotes.

Unlike me.:ajsleepy:

#22257 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22255

Why don't we just agree that we both have room for improvement and call it a day? :twilightsheepish:

#22255 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22252

... Have we been reading the same stories?

"character development."

Where?:applecry:

Good ideas? I think not.:fluttershbad:

Decent plots? Nope:fluttershyouch:

#22252 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22245

It's a hell of a lot better than my stuff. At least you have character development.

And good ideas.

And decent plots.

And...like...everything.

#22245 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22241

Why?

I haven't done anything good. :applecry:

#22241 · 54w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>22235

What are you talking about? I should have followed you ages ago. :raritywink:

#21594 · 54w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>21592

VICTORY!

5 6582

Okay. After two whole weeks of playing Kid Icarus: Uprising (I couldn't put it down, it was so good!) and getting my computer back from the shop, I can finally sit down and get back to writing! Sorry for the long wait.

Wait a second...weren't there a fewer number of unread chapters in my Favorites list?

*clickety click*

Ah, here we are. Oh, it looks like Anthropology has added a ne--

Wait.

WAIT.

OMG JASON'S BACK AUUUUUGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGFLFIV,BER,.BRHOHEGET;T;'T

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This Gif Sums Up The Entirety of My Life And Deserves Its Own Spot On My Page

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