I write stories about ponies, a few of which I actually finish. I have pretty bad ADD, so I usually publish them before I edit them. I also have really bad ADD, so I tend to drop whatever I'm doing whenever... ooh, piece of candy!

I don't give out favorites lightly, especially for completed stories, so if I faved your story I consider it the best of the best, and better than many published books I've read.

My Goals:

[ ] - Have my work banned in one or more countries
[ ] - Have high-schoolers be forced to read my work in their English classes, except they'll actually just read the cliff notes.
[ ] - Anger anchors on Fox News and MSNBC
[ ] - Write a story I'll still think is good a month later
[ ] - Write a story so horrible my sanity is called into question
[ ] - Make a friend

And the greatest honor any writer could achieve -
[ ] - have someone make fan work of one of my stories (either art, music, video, or a derivative story)

Fimfic users I've had dreams about (none of them sexy dreams, dammit) -

- Skirts (he and I went to go hang out with the Illuminati)
- Regidar (I went to see him at his house in a botanical garden. His mom yelled at me for encouraging his horse word habit)
- RainbowBob was helping me move (I'm assuming because he's a generally nice sponge). AlexMagnet was also there, but he just sat on the couch and ate chips.