Where I let my mind wander for no good reason, writing down everything that comes to mind.

If a coherent tale is expected, this story will disappoint... sometimes. Or not.

Even the character list participates in the randomness... maybe.

Version 2.

Summoned by Princess Celestia, a human transformed into a winged unicorn ventures into the world of Equestria and discovers a plot that will soon engulf not only their world, but if his origins are discovered, ours as well. Even existence itself will be threatened... and he will be able to do nothing about it unless the bearers of the Elements of Harmony make it sanely to the final battle.

Contains self-insertion and convoluted scientific theories.

Working on reposting Version 1.

Immense thank-you to IncoherentOrange and reflexrex for breaking my story down for me!

Continue the adventure:

Part 2 - The Game of Shadows

Part 3 - Derpy's Gambit

Zytharros has been struck down by Crystal Fist's nefarious scheme. Derpy Hooves must now take the lead and command the troops formerly commanded by the human-turned-alicorn-turned-Earth-pony in a voracious war against Crystal Fist and her remaining four Sentinels. Meanwhile, Zytharros must confront the demons in his head and try to stay sane long enough for his friends to save him. Gathering up the remaining Elements of Harmony will be tough, but it is the unity the Harmony Continuum must maintain to truly defeat Crystal Fist that will be the biggest challenge of all.

Contains self-insertion.

Part 1 - Crashing Equestria

Part 2 - The Game of Shadows

The Cutie Mark Crusaders only know one thing about this strange land - they don't want to be here. Crusading for their cutie marks takes a back seat as Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo explore this new and infinitely more dangerous world. They will have to use all their wiles, daring and childhood creativity, and learn to trust in the advice from three voices in their minds, to survive this harsh landscape where nature has died, robots thrive, and a virus threatens to destroy all sanity on the planet.

A Mega Man X crossover. Includes links to the classic Super Nintendo music.

Cover art by RayFriedh. Go barrage his art page with compliments!

In an Equestria where steam is the power of the day, Big Macintosh is the captain and chief mechanic of a private cruise liner, the Silver Spoon. When the mare the ship is named for is captured and held for ransom, the massive red stallion will stop at nothing to get his employer's daughter back. Backed by his loyal second-in-command Colgate and receiving an unexpected ally in the form of a legendary adventurer, the workhorse will have to outwit a devious mastermind who will do even more to see the Spoonship Corporation destroyed.

A SilverMac Fiction.

Cover art by krzykelly.

No filly abuse occurs in this fic. All parties involved are adults.

Based on an idea by ReikoRye.

Fluttershy has just arrived in Ponyville. After warily exploring the town for a while, she sees her first blueberry plant. She picks the sweet fruit...

...and loses it.

Silver Spoon questions why she participates in the psychological destruction of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Inspired by the title image by the inimitable Rainbow.

Featured on Equestria Daily - 2012/05/29

Hungarian Version

I’m John Smith, your stereotypical brony. You know the type – the life-sucks loner sequestered in his room looking at pony all day long, gaining my only joy and happiness from Friendship is Magic. I’ve been through the motions, the being dropped into Equestria, the meeting and sleeping with the Mane Six, the grand adventure, the receipt of a key to Equestria, the six pledges of unrequited love… At least, that’s what I would love to tell you. Instead, I get to tell you this.

Zytharros returns to the world of Equestria to find the land in chaos - Princess Celestia's two thousandth birthday celebration is happening the next day! What should be a happy occasion turns as sour as rotten lemons as an old, dimension-traveling foe's shadow takes over the party, Ponyville, and the Elements of Harmony, banishing the human-turned-alicorn and Derpy Hooves from Ponyville. The wall-eyed pegasus and the Element of Humility are now the only ones who can save Equestria... but, stranded in Fillydelphia, they will need some help from the Guardians of Harmony to penetrate Ponyville and save their friends.

The villain, however, has a trump card - a surprise that will turn the human's life upside down.

Contains self-insertion.

Part 1 - Crashing Equestria

Part 3 - Derpy's Gambit