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Thanks to Killer Steel, one of my "longtime followers", if a year is a long time, "What the Heck" now has been riffed! Killer is a great guy, and although I haven't read anything of his yeat, I'm sure he has some stuff you might be interested in.
Throw some love his way, if you haven't already!
The Muse Speaks Where I let my mind wander for no good reason, writing down everything that comes to mind.
If a coherent tale is expected, this story will disappoint... sometimes. Or not.
Even the character list participates in the randomness... maybe.
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Summoned by Princess Celestia, a human transformed into a winged unicorn ventures into the world of Equestria and discovers a plot that will soon engulf not only their world, but if his origins are discovered, ours as well. Even existence itself will be threatened... and he will be able to do nothing about it unless the bearers of the Elements of Harmony make it sanely to the final battle.
Contains self-insertion and convoluted scientific theories.
Working on reposting Version 1.
Immense thank-you to IncoherentOrange and reflexrex for breaking my story down for me!
Continue the adventure:
Part 2 - The Game of Shadows
Part 3 - Derpy's Gambit
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Zytharros has been struck down by Crystal Fist's nefarious scheme. Derpy Hooves must now take the lead and command the troops formerly commanded by the human-turned-alicorn-turned-Earth-pony in a voracious war against Crystal Fist and her remaining four Sentinels. Meanwhile, Zytharros must confront the demons in his head and try to stay sane long enough for his friends to save him. Gathering up the remaining Elements of Harmony will be tough, but it is the unity the Harmony Continuum must maintain to truly defeat Crystal Fist that will be the biggest challenge of all.
Contains self-insertion.
Part 1 - Crashing Equestria
Part 2 - The Game of Shadows
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The Cutie Mark Crusaders only know one thing about this strange land - they don't want to be here. Crusading for their cutie marks takes a back seat as Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo explore this new and infinitely more dangerous world. They will have to use all their wiles, daring and childhood creativity, and learn to trust in the advice from three voices in their minds, to survive this harsh landscape where nature has died, robots thrive, and a virus threatens to destroy all sanity on the planet.
A Mega Man X crossover. Includes links to the classic Super Nintendo music.
Cover art by RayFriedh. Go barrage his art page with compliments!
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In an Equestria where steam is the power of the day, Big Macintosh is the captain and chief mechanic of a private cruise liner, the Silver Spoon. When the mare the ship is named for is captured and held for ransom, the massive red stallion will stop at nothing to get his employer's daughter back. Backed by his loyal second-in-command Colgate and receiving an unexpected ally in the form of a legendary adventurer, the workhorse will have to outwit a devious mastermind who will do even more to see the Spoonship Corporation destroyed.
A SilverMac Fiction.
Cover art by krzykelly.
No filly abuse occurs in this fic. All parties involved are adults.
Based on an idea by ReikoRye.
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Fluttershy has just arrived in Ponyville. After warily exploring the town for a while, she sees her first blueberry plant. She picks the sweet fruit...
...and loses it.
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Silver Spoon questions why she participates in the psychological destruction of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
Inspired by the title image by the inimitable Rainbow.
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I’m John Smith, your stereotypical brony. You know the type – the life-sucks loner sequestered in his room looking at pony all day long, gaining my only joy and happiness from Friendship is Magic. I’ve been through the motions, the being dropped into Equestria, the meeting and sleeping with the Mane Six, the grand adventure, the receipt of a key to Equestria, the six pledges of unrequited love… At least, that’s what I would love to tell you. Instead, I get to tell you this.
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Zytharros returns to the world of Equestria to find the land in chaos - Princess Celestia's two thousandth birthday celebration is happening the next day! What should be a happy occasion turns as sour as rotten lemons as an old, dimension-traveling foe's shadow takes over the party, Ponyville, and the Elements of Harmony, banishing the human-turned-alicorn and Derpy Hooves from Ponyville. The wall-eyed pegasus and the Element of Humility are now the only ones who can save Equestria... but, stranded in Fillydelphia, they will need some help from the Guardians of Harmony to penetrate Ponyville and save their friends.
The villain, however, has a trump card - a surprise that will turn the human's life upside down.
Contains self-insertion.
Part 1 - Crashing Equestria
Part 3 - Derpy's Gambit
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My LunaDash story is up!!!!!!!! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/97953/the-moon-is-shaded-polychromatically
>>436188 :D
>>436004
Ooh! Sassa...fr-y? There's a clumsy word...
Can't wait!
>>435984 Those two writingworks I indulged you in actually make up the first chapter! :D Also, I'm adding a new, randomly-thought-up-on-the-spot and just waiting to be expanded on OC into the works...
...and her name is Sassafras. :)
>>435974
Save the rest and put it up in a story. I want to see where you go with this. So very badly. This is high hilarity jalapeno horseradish hummus!
>>435925
Rarity pulled back, her eyes wide, her mouth open. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY??" she squeaked.
Pinkie nodded, grinning widely. "Yup! I've got an idea I think you'll just adore!"
The fashionista groaned inwardly. "What is it, dear?"
The party-loving mare smiled. "Oh, it isn't much. It's just sweet sugar sassafras sponge socks."
Complete silence in the dress shop followed that announcement. At last, after about two full minutes, during which Pinkie gazed at her friend expectantly and Rarity couldn't find anything to say - anything at all! - she finally managed a response. It was probably the most common single-word answer in Equestria.
"What!?"
"Yeah! Sweet sugar sassafras sponge socks! That are actually edible!"
At this new claim, the mare with the dark blue eyes started. "EDIBLE??! Why, dear, how in Equestria are we supposed to do that?" But Pinkie interrupted her.
"And they're also orange. Wait." Her carnation-colored brow furrowed in confusion. "What is sassafras anyway?"
Rarity blinked. "Do you mean to say," she began hesitatingly, "that you came up with an idea you're not even sure about!?"
Pinkie seemed not to notice the other's voice getting a touch shrill at that last, or if she did, she pretended not to. "Yup!" she declared brightly, then turned and trotted towards the door. "Time to go ask Twilight what sassafras is!"
The pink pony had only been gone half a second before Rarity breathed, "Edible sweet sassafras...sponge...sugar socks???? That Pie will be the death of me..."
And then she fainted dead away.
>>435838
Yes!!
That is so awesome! 
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Sweet Sugar Sassafras Sponge Socks Ch. 1 - In Which Rarity is Flustered excerpt (a sneak peek!)
"Hey Rarity!! Boy, have I got a surprise for you!!!"
Rarity jumped as the door shot open so violently, it crashed loudly against the wall and almost flew off its hinges. An all-too-familiar pink mare boinged into Carousel Boutique with an unnaturally wide smile distorting her lower face as the door banged shut behind her. Oh no, thought the unicorn in exasperation. This can't be good.
Whenever Pinkie had a surprise, it never turned out as awesome as she thought it was going to be. For example, one time she decided on an especially hot summer day to take everypony to the beach. Two stiflingly roasting hours later, Rarity was borne home unconscious from heatstroke on Spike's back (he refused to let anyone else carry her, or even help!), poor Twilight Sparkle had a raging fever for two whole days, Applejack couldn't work for her all-over sunburn-to-rival-all-sunburns, and Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash's delicate wing feathers were damaged from laying on the hot sand. Only Pinkie wasn't affected. (Nopony knew why.)
Needless to say, they never went to the beach again that summer.
And there were countless other "surprises" that went terribly wrong - Rarity remembered them all in an instant, and couldn't suppress a nervous meep. What in Equestria could Pinkie have planned now?
"You're gonna LOVE this!" the pink pony cried, excitedly bouncing up and down beside her friend.
I hope so, thought the purple-maned mare apprehensively.
Pinkie stopped bouncing, which was odd of her, and leaned in reeeeally close to the white unicorn as though what she had to share was confidential and demanded the utmost secrecy. Her blue eyes narrowed with anticipation as she took a deep breath, putting her mouth up to Rarity's ear.
"I have an idea for a new design..." she whispered.
>>379711
Considered. But I have about as much time as a bankrupt restaurant at the moment...
>>379977
Thank you! Hope you find somesmut to your fancy.
Oh, don't worry. I only write good, clean smut.
Hey, I came because I wish to thank you for supporting my new fic!
Though it looks like I've stumbled upon a writer with a curious way with words...