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Zalekai
User ID: 43,185
Registered: 25th Jun 2012
Last Seen: 4h, 8m ago
Story views: 6,599

Hey.


Add me on Xbox Live: Zalekaii (I'm never on lol)

Or on steam: (Top) (ALWAYS on)

Or follow me on here

Or ALL THREE?

That would be magical.

I'm a brony, I play video games, I play drums, and I write mlp fan fiction.

Check please.

Stories That I Wrote That You Should Totally read


End of Days Again

Shining Armor is dead, but an infection still flows through his veins. An infection strong enough to infect anything it touches. An infection that has killed Earth and is now bringing about the downfall of another world, Equestria. It only took a few seconds for the infection to begin it's rampant spread, and now most of this peaceful land's residents are shambling corpses. Shells of their former selves, intent on turning anything into a meal. Will Earl's sanity stay with him long enough to get his loved ones to safety? To live through a second apocalypse? Maybe he's not meant to live. Cursed to forever run from the infected family and friends he has come to know and love. Or maybe he just needs some help. Friendship is magic after all...

*Final story in the "Dealing With an Infection" Trilogy. It is not required to read them, but is encouraged*

*Rated teen for language, and descriptions of violence*

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Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash Kill Things With Weapons

When Pinkie gets help from Rainbow Dash for a sugar deal, things go south, fast.

"Sometimes, shit gets real at the exact moment it hits the fan." - Some random scrub who plays bass.

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Salvador and Scooter's Bodacious Equestrian Experience

[Borderlands 2 Crossover]

Salvador; a ruthless vault hunter who loves guns, killing, and blowing things up.

Scooter; a greasy, numskull, hick with a knack for putting together kick-ass rides.

Equestria; a magical land of happiness and friendship. Where technicolor ponies live out their lives joyfully and, for the most part, free of danger.

This... Might turn out bad.

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Problems of a Dead World

It's been five years since Earl's arrival in Equestria. Five years since the Zed invasion. Five years since Earl has been back home. When the thoughts of his homeworld and guilt plague the former-human's mind, he asks for a chance to go back, and help anyone who may be suffering. Celestia has authorized a rescue mission and Earl has his team, but the now twisted residents of his world have something else in mind.

(Sequel to Dealing With an Infection)

*Rated teen for mild descriptions of violence and language*

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The Rain Falls Harder

When the residents of a town begin dropping like flies, it's needless to say things get a little tense. Now, the once bright and prosperous town of Ponyville is plunged into a time of disparity, where nopony can be trusted and the threat of death is heavy on the hearts of the everyone. One stallion stumbles into the remains of the town, broken and unsure of his past. The town is under a reign of anarchy, and it's guardian angel has just arrived...

But Ponyville is no place for a hero.

(Canceled until further notice)

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Awesome Stories, For Awesome People, Who do Awesome Things...

[Romance] [Tragedy] [Comedy] [Random] [Crossover] [Adventure]
What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.
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[Romance] [Adventure]
After a successful sonic rainboom shatters all of Applejack's windows Rainbow must work off the debt
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Human]
A Left 4 Dead 2 crossover involving Ellis.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Crossover] [Human]

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Dealing With an Infection Series

[Romance] [Tragedy] [Dark] [Adventure] [Human]
Earl has been dealing with life in the zombie apocolypse alone. But one day, he finds something...
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[Romance] [Tragedy] [Dark] [Adventure] [Human]
When a rescue mission to his home world produces less than successfull results, Earl must fight the insane residents of his homeworld and save the friends he has brought with him.
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[Romance] [Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
Shining Armor is dead, but an infection still flows through his veins. An infection that has killed off the residents of Earth and is now bringing about the downfall of another world, Equestria.
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The Literal Collection

[Comedy] [Random]
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash Kill Things... With Weapons.
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"...Where I go I just don't know, but I've got to, got to, gotta take it slow..."

Alright, well, I'm sure that a lot of you have noticed that I haven't posted chapters to anything in a while, and am even canceling a few fics. Over the summer I was so inspired by some of the first fics that I read to start writing, that I believe I may have burnt myself out and worked to hard on some stories. I expected more... More views, more favorites, more followers... Maybe it was greedy of me, I don't know, but I'm just not satisfied with writing anymore. I used to get such personal gratification when publishing a chapter, or getting a comment from one of you about how you liked it, or even didn't like it.

It got me through some tough times, being able to escape and just write, knowing that there were people out there who cared about what happened in the universe I portrayed, or to the characters I had created... But now, it feels as though there's nothing really out there.

Every post I make gets less and less views. Every story I pour my soul into gets less and less attention.

It's wearing me down, and I've simply lost the interest to write anymore. For fear of not being noticed for my hours of work put into this, or for fear of creating too many plot holes, and so forth...

I know some writers are OK with it, having a small amount of views, and simply writing because the want to. That was me for the first few stories I wrote, but eventually, I needed a reason to write, and I thought I could find it in you guys.

I'm probably not going to be posting very much anymore, I'm sorry for the very few of you who have been following the fics that I write, and just bear with me until I get my fire back again, because it will come back. But for now, I'm done. If you see me post a chapter, it will be a rare occasion.

I still love this fandom with all of my heart, and love all of the people who have supported me and my writing throughout the time that I've been here.

Anyone who wishes to keep in contact with me, add me on Steam. I love talking to you guys.

Thank you.

-Zalekai

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#468231 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>468005 I can't even handle how based this is.

#468005 · 1w, 5d ago · · ·
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#SoBased

#434867 · 4w, 2d ago · · ·
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Suck me weewee

#433188 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>433186 Somepony is going to die... Just sayin'.

#433186 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>433175 I am proud of myself for thinking of a paring :pinkiehappy::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh: I totally knew it!!! Fluttershy and Rarity work so well together, so how about I get half credit for at least coming up with the correct paring :scootangel:

I totally knew they were badasses....

Despite not actually reading any badass stories. Just be sure to not kill off any other of your featured characters.... In case you have amnesia, thats, Rainbow, Pinkie, AJ, and Crusaders to an extent.... Otherwise.... KILL THEM ALL :flutterrage:

#433175 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>433151 Those sound interesting, but I've already got the next two stories planned out. I won't give any details, but I can give you the titles.

"Fluttershy and Rarity Defend the Day Spa From Zombies"

And

"Twilight Sparkle Gets Pissed at a Mac and Burns Down Half of Ponyville"

:twilightsmile:

#433151 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·
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You know what will be awesome? Fluttershy and Rarity cyborg gunslingers? You already had a classic going with Applejack, but we need some Fluttershy badassery. We already had a Rarity Badass moment in the show..... If you can count manipulating Diamond Dogs with whine torture? Maybe,  they can be thrown together with Rainbow and Pinkie!!!!

At this point, I am torturing myself with unlikely stuff. :pinkiecrazy:

#425082 · 5w, 18h ago · · ·
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Was good mane?

#425068 · 5w, 18h ago · · ·
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I'm Charlie Blast.

#346671 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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