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User ID: 37,335
Registered: 1st Jun 2012
Last Seen: 2d, 18h ago
Story views: 2,231

What up? Za Raapini here, keeping it real up in the Frozen North of 'Merica. Little bit about me:

-Just completed a 4 year term of service in the Marine Corps. It had a deep impact on my life, and has slightly skewed my tastes of writing. See my HiE, for example.

-I am a gigantic sports fan, and will not hesitate to talk sports with anyone. Hell, I'm writing a fic about ponies playing basketball. Might turn that into a series...who knows.

-I love all types of music, but right now metal and West Coast rap have been dominating my ears.

-I try to maintain a regular presence on the IRC channel, and try to respond to my readers as much as possible. I believe in a back-and-forth relationship with the people who read the mediocre stuff I publish.

-If you have any of the following about anything I say, in the IRC, my fics, my comments, or my blog posts: Comments, questions, concerns, bitches, gripes, moans, groans, complaints, feel free to PM me or bitch me out in some way shape or form.

Stay classy.

Hey everyone, hope y'all had a fantastic Christmas, and for all those who celebrate it, Happy Boxing Day! Would've posted yesterday, but I was discovering how many shots of Jack it took to get Christmas carols out of my head. The answer was a lot.

Za Raapini · 25 views

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Battle for Equestria!

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#275353 · 17w, 6d ago · · ·
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Hey Za

Hey Za

Hey Za

Guess what

You know what I'm about to mention

I hope you enjoy the rest of January in IRC

I'll stop talking in broken sentences like this

But I know you know what I'm talking about

Have a good month

~Yipyapper

QS
#108941 · 38w, 4h ago · · ·
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You all right, mate?

QS
#83397 · 42w, 1d ago · · ·
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Read the fragment you posted on chat. Looking good so far.

#56762 · 47w, 12h ago · · ·
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Russian Nazguls are watching your story. :)

Keep your cool and stay safe bro, always.

#50796 · 48w, 20h ago · · ·
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>>50791 Thanks bro! I gotta admit, I was kinda shocked at the amount of feedback I was getting. Normally I post things on that other fan fiction website and see it doomed to obscurity in favor of shoddily written, poorly spelled, and roughly formatted drivel. Stay classy dude.

#50791 · 48w, 20h ago · · ·
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I love your story! :yay::twilightsmile::raritywink::rainbowkiss::pinkiehappy::ajsmug:

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