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Personal note:

blue angel; second "formalities"

And now, thanks for the favorite on Post Nuptials!

Why did the gost cross the road?

To get to the other side

>>8550685506 I legitimately lol'd harder than ever before

And thanks for the favorite on Dealing With an Infection!

Thanks for the favorite on Families!

>>8550685506

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Lame pun time!

"Sir, Bruce Willis was found dead in his bed next to an empty bottle of viagra."

(•_•) - "I guess you could say he..."

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■)- "...Died Hard."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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"Sir,the members of the band "boston" were found dead after saying they're feeling a bullet in their lungs"

( •_•) "Well it looks like.."

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■) "it was more than a feeling"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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"Looks like colorado....."

*puts on glasses*

"Had a dark night.."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!

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Sir, we just found a man dead in his refrigerator

(•_•) - " I guess you could consider this a..."

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■)= "... Cold Case."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!

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Sir, five gay guys just got killed by one bullet

(•_•) - looks like that bullet

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■)= went one direction

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Sir, the victim was found with his penis in a jar of penut butter!

(•_•) - well...it sounds like he...

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■)= was fucking nuts

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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"Sir, Three children were murdered at Mcdonalds"

(•_•) - "I guess they didnt have...."

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■)= "A Happy Meal"

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHH!

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Sir, we just found out that there is an explosion at the bank.

(•_•) - It looks like...

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■)= It is a blow job.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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Sir, frodo just found Sam dead in a cave

(•_•) - Looks like this Frodo

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■)= just simply walked into murder

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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(•_•) - So she wasn't killed by the falling tree?.

( •_•)>⌐■-■ - It looks like the evidence..

(⌐■_■)= Was planted

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAA!!

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sir we have found a women cut in half!We only found her right side!

(•_•) - "Well it looks like she.....

( •_•)>⌐■-■ -

(⌐■_■) is all right

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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''Sir we found her dead with sperm in her eye.''

(•_•) - ''Well it looks like she.. ''

( •_•)>⌐■-■ - ''... saw it coming.''

(⌐■_■)=

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­­­HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Horatio, we found the victim murdered with semen in her mouth."

(•_•) - "Well the truth is...."

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)= "Hard to swallow."

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!

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"Sir, the man was found dead after he waited in line to get fruit punch, that'd recently gone bad.

(•_•) - ''Well, I guess you could call it a-''

( •_•)>⌐■-■ - '"Bad punch line.''

(⌐■_■)=

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­­HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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'Sir we found justin bieber dead in a concert

(•_•) - ''Well it looks like he died..... ''

( •_•)>⌐■-■ - ''Justin time.''

(⌐■_■)=

YYYYEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

========Investigator: Horatio, we found the victim's body inside a car with 2 other people found in the middle of a pool in a backyard.

Horatio: Looks like they..

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...Carpooled.

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"Sir, we found this depressed lady dead after waiting in line for several hours from what appears to be shock caused by blood loss and this bloodied razor."

(•_•) - ''Well it looks like she...''

( •_•)>⌐■-■ - ''...shouldn't have cut in line.''

(⌐■_■)=

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­­HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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