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Xenonic64
User ID: 27,058
Registered: 17th Apr 2012
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"It's a football! I chiseled it!"

"It's a stone, Luigi, you didn't make it!"

And let's see who gets that reference.

Words, comedy edition

[Comedy]
Princess Celestia will at last get a taste of Twilight Sparkle.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
A Ponyville bartender tends to the booze-related needs of Ponyville seven nights a week.
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[Comedy] [Random]
Applejack Takes a Math Test
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Random]
A realistic view on shipping fanfics
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[Comedy] [Random]
Luna consumes an Oreo sandwich cookie.
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Words, Big Mac edition

[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Twilight Sparkle goes to retrieve Smartypants from Big Macintosh, and things only get weirder.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Behind on taxes, Applejack has to come up with bits fast. Luckily she has Big Macintosh to help out
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[Slice of Life]
Never give in when family is counting on you.
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[Comedy] [Random]
Luna's personal Big Mac fantasies are exposed by her Sister in the Paper, hilarity ensues.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Caramel + Macintosh
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Sugar peas and soft tacos

...for everybody

Sounds like fun · 12:04pm

The YouTube feature don't seem to be working

Xenonic · 8 views · Edited 1d, 13h ago

Brain dump


The Strangest Thing

Fluttershy and Big Mac have long been friends - alike in their shyness and love of nature, they live a clean and happy friendship, where nothing is hidden from view.

Right?

Teen tag for mild sexual references

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Swimming

Caramel can't swim, and with summer almost arriving, and a holiday with Mac to look forward to, it's up to Sassaflash to change that. Can the shy guy learn to swim without looking like a drowning chicken in just a week? Will Sassaflash pocket a substantial amount of money from a bet with Thunderlane? Can the author ever learn to write comedy? Read and find out!

Anthro-ponies, be warned!

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No-one will leave

Soon after Twilight's ascension to Alicorn-hood, her friends followed and took control of the Elements - and when Fluttershy took control of the Earth, no-pony, not even Celestia, would realize what power they'd given her before she changed them all into stone and hid herself away in the Everfree forest.

Ponyville is deserted. Canterlot is in a continual state of crisis. Her friends have abandoned her.

But that doesn't matter. All that matters is that no-one leaves.

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What I Have Learned

Luna decides to write a letter to her teacher about what she has learned.


Picture by CuteSkitty on deviantart

15/2/13 - I'm afraid this story has been cancelled, because I only ever intended it to be a chapter long, anyway. I have taken the second chapter down. Sorry!

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Praise

#495053 · 1d, 8h ago · · ·
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>>494809 I think they reached an impasse and decided that it was a stone football.

#494809 · 1d, 10h ago · · ·
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Have they finally decided if it's a stone or a football? 'cuz that SMW ref is old.

#489638 · 3d, 6h ago · · ·
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>>489575 You're welcome!

#489575 · 3d, 6h ago · · ·
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Thanks very much for adding 'Learn Me to Read' to your favourites :pinkiehappy:

#478720 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>478716 S'alright, mate.

#478716 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch, mate! :pinkiehappy:

#477910 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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#468883 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>465698 DINGDINGDING

You win the prize!

Nothing!

:yay:

#466266 · 2w, 1d ago · · ·
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I dunno why this remember me to you :applejackunsure:

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