Joined April 2012
24,710 story views
2h, 6m ago

Wuten is a writer and narrator for the Anon in Equestria threads on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Most of these stories are posted there, converted to prose, and then posted here for mainstream audiences.

Latest Ass Drippings

  • Trapped in CanterlotYou are Anonymous, and the rest of the world can kiss your glorious ass for all you care.5,194 words ·705 views ·35 likes ·6 dislikes
  • An Honest TradeWhen a well-known writer in Equestria asks Twilight to read his latest work, what kind of reactions will she have to it?1,617 words ·1,618 views ·96 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Brave New EquestriaWhen a World Controller is sent to Equestria, what kinds of cultural shocks will he deal with?5,724 words ·652 views ·23 likes ·3 dislikes
  • My Little Pony: Masks are MagicAfter being forced into being a mask salesman, how will Anonymous cope with the new world he's in?22,851 words ·2,351 views ·126 likes ·13 dislikes
  • Sonic BoomWhen Rainbow Dash reveals her hidden feelings to a human, Anonymous, how will he react to it?15,308 words ·6,498 views ·458 likes ·47 dislikes


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>get in game

>create character

>wander aimlessly for like 2 hours

>no PvP

>server crashes, can't get in anymore

0/10 gib pvp pls

i want to shoot magic missiles at players from my horn

and by horn i mean penis

and by magic missiles i mean my hot saucy sauce

Wuten · 9 views · Edited 2h, 2m ago · Report

Extended Bio

Well hi there! Why are you here, when you could be reading instead?

Since you're here, I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm Wuten, I'm 20 years old, and I write My Little Pony fanfiction. So pretty normal by your standards, I imagine. That's why you're here, right?

Beyond writing, I also do narrations and other voicework. I run a bi-weekly livestream where I read stories live to the online audience for their amusement. Want to leave a request for a story? Find me on /mlp/ and maybe I'll consider it. As of right now, /mlp/ is the only place I will take requests for stories, and they are up to my discretion whether or not I read them.

If you want to get in touch with me, send a message to one of those links below my profile image here, or if you see me on /mlp/, hit me up: "Wuten !WutEnlvDVw" is what you should look for, that's my tripcode.

Trivial Ass Drippings That I'm Semi-Proud Of

  • Sonic Boom When Rainbow Dash reveals her hidden feelings to a human, Anonymous, how will he react to it? by Wuten 15,308 words · 6,498 views · 458 likes · 47 dislikes
  • Brave New Equestria When a World Controller is sent to Equestria, what kinds of cultural shocks will he deal with? by Wuten 5,724 words · 652 views · 23 likes · 3 dislikes

Top Favourites

  • Flanking Maneuvers Celestia and her husband play mean tricks on each other. by Mandroid 53,381 words · 1,673 views · 148 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Living the Good Life A human(you) lives a boring, meaningless life on Earth. You feel that you'll be stuck in a repetitive cycle for the rest of your life. But Discord, God of Chaos, has other plans in store for you. by Aetherpony 170,987 words · 5,471 views · 543 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Honesty Lost When Applejack falls gravely ill, her special somepony Anonymous deals with the consequences. by Fillydelphian 18,610 words · 1,501 views · 96 likes · 1 dislikes
  • Little Dashie Little Dash is found in a box with a broken leg, a heartwarming tale by Dashiel 2,015 words · 3,803 views · 115 likes · 44 dislikes


#1074359 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·


Rewriting to a point, then deciding whether I want to continue or not.

#1074314 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

I finally finished the uncut version of Sonic boom, fucking loved it, are you pretty much reposing it here or are you going to add more to it i have to ask :rainbowkiss:

#1037916 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·


That's how it lures you in. :pinkiecrazy:

#1037909 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·

... My god. I thought that profile pic was cute, then I zoomed in.

#999843 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·


Yep! That was something I found a while back. Also, did you know that if you add an extra "u", it's actually a Filipino slang word for "dick"?

I might delve into the true origins of where I came up with the name "Wuten" one day. But not today. :raritywink:

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