Joined April 2012
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Wuten is a writer and narrator for the Anon in Equestria threads on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Most of these stories are posted there, converted to prose, and then posted here for mainstream audiences.

Latest Ass Drippings

  • Trapped in CanterlotYou are Anonymous, and the rest of the world can kiss your glorious ass for all you care.5,194 words ·878 views ·37 likes ·7 dislikes
  • An Honest TradeWhen a well-known writer in Equestria asks Twilight to read his latest work, what kind of reactions will she have to it?1,617 words ·1,943 views ·118 likes ·1 dislikes
  • Brave New EquestriaWhen a World Controller is sent to Equestria, what kinds of cultural shocks will he deal with?5,724 words ·740 views ·23 likes ·3 dislikes
  • My Little Pony: Masks are MagicAfter being forced into being a mask salesman, how will Anonymous cope with the new world he's in?22,851 words ·2,593 views ·145 likes ·13 dislikes
  • Sonic BoomWhen Rainbow Dash reveals her hidden feelings to a human, Anonymous, how will he react to it?15,308 words ·7,250 views ·497 likes ·48 dislikes


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AiE Thread 1000! · 3:39am

It happened at long last.

Artists, from top-right clockwise: Executus, Rio, Mimicpony,  Sawhorse, KKaiser, Rat, and then 8th-Sin did the center emblem.

You have some things to catch up on.

My 1,000th Thread gift to AiE. Mandroid, you better fucking remember that I always deliver.

Also narrations. Which you can find here live, or here, once the thread inevitably dies. ;-;7

As for stories, well... SPOILER ALERT:

it's fucking nothing

it was all a clever ruse

but seriously though I've got about 1.5k words in each thing I just need to have more fucking time to write without getting distracted by Skype and other RL bullshit

Wuten · 46 views · Edited 2w, 5d ago · Report

Extended Bio

Well hi there! Why are you here, when you could be reading instead?

Since you're here, I'll tell you a bit about myself. I'm Wuten, I'm 20 years old, and I write My Little Pony fanfiction. So pretty normal by your standards, I imagine. That's why you're here, right?

Beyond writing, I also do narrations and other voicework. I run a bi-weekly livestream where I read stories live to the online audience for their amusement. Want to leave a request for a story? Find me on /mlp/ and maybe I'll consider it. As of right now, /mlp/ is the only place I will take requests for stories, and they are up to my discretion whether or not I read them. UPDATE: Stream currently on hiatus, will reopen one day.

If you want to get in touch with me, send a message to one of those links below my profile image here, or if you see me on /mlp/, hit me up: "Wuten !WutEnlvDVw" is what you should look for, that's me.

Trivial Ass Drippings That I'm Semi-Proud Of

  • Sonic Boom When Rainbow Dash reveals her hidden feelings to a human, Anonymous, how will he react to it? by Wuten 15,308 words · 7,250 views · 497 likes · 48 dislikes
  • Brave New Equestria When a World Controller is sent to Equestria, what kinds of cultural shocks will he deal with? by Wuten 5,724 words · 740 views · 23 likes · 3 dislikes

Top Favourites

  • Flanking Maneuvers Celestia and her husband play mean tricks on each other. by Mandroid 59,023 words · 1,922 views · 160 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Living the Good Life A human(you) lives a boring, meaningless life on Earth. You feel that you'll be stuck in a repetitive cycle for the rest of your life. But Discord, God of Chaos, has other plans in store for you. by Aetherpony 170,987 words · 6,457 views · 634 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Honesty Lost When Applejack falls gravely ill, her special somepony Anonymous deals with the consequences. by Fillydelphian 18,610 words · 1,765 views · 100 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Little Dashie Little Dash is found in a box with a broken leg, a heartwarming tale by Dashiel 2,015 words · 4,121 views · 118 likes · 45 dislikes


#1372167 · 16h, 9m ago · · ·


#420 holla holla get dolla nigga

#1372010 · 18h, 1m ago · · ·



i had some hella hella just now

I'm fucking bombed off my ass


#1188149 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·


I thought it was a pretty happy ending~

Hehe, get it? Happy ending? :3c

#1187644 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·


i am not asking that : D



HUMAN PYOONUS IN TWELEGHT SPERKELS VAHGUNA!:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::yay:

#1187388 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·


But it ended so peeeerfectlyyy~ Leave it to the reader's imagination what the lewdness was~

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