Apr

11th

2024

Season's greetings and resolutions: Spring · 8:08pm April 11th

Okay, first 13 weeks of the year have passed. How're those resolutions holding up?

Drop the unhealthy habits affecting my sleep and thought patterns.

Report Wise Cracker · 35 views · #Update #Resolutions

Episode-style stories.

Ocellus the Meta-Breaker Ocellus goes to the Trader's Exchange hoping to get some trading cards. Things get a little complicated from there. by Wise Cracker 6,829 words · 32 · 1
Apple Bloom's Day In Food Court Apple Bloom is proud to join Grand Pear for a day at the Vanhoover Food Court. Pleasure turns to business, however, when she finds a Unicorn colt with an unusual cutie mark problem... by Wise Cracker 26,686 words · 43 · 1
The Stub and the Snub The CMC are called on another Map mission, this time to the town where Starlight Glimmer learned magic. What they find there is a ghost from the past, and a problem that feels eerily familiar... by Wise Cracker 23,953 words · 18 · 0
The Tragedy On Lookout Lane Scootaloo can fly, but a tragic accident reminds her that even flight won't fix all her problems. Also donuts. by Wise Cracker 6,529 words · 15 · 2
Grabby Spike is stealing again. This calls for drastic measures, of a medicinal kind. by Wise Cracker 17,286 words · 133 · 7

Different levels of feels, not all of the same quality, I feel, but these should tide you over if you want more episode-like stories.

Stories that probably led you here.

Necro-Semantics After what happened with Tirek, Twilight has some questions regarding Celestia's immortality. The answers are a bit of a shock, even to her. by Wise Cracker 6,468 words · 1,476 · 29
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SLEEPOVER AT OCTAVIA'S! YAY! The Cutie Mark Crusaders get drunk. Shortly after they have sleepover at Scootaloo's week home, with Octavia to watch over them. Octavia's foalsitting approach is... unorthodox. by Wise Cracker 30,552 words · 424 · 13
The Upside to Your Backside Rumble got his cutie mark and it's a doozy. Twilight tries to soothe his embarrassment. by Wise Cracker 3,667 words · 395 · 9
Rumble's Big Day Apple Bloom decides to ask Rumble why he can fly and Scootaloo can't. His response is... not what she was expecting. by Wise Cracker 18,666 words · 159 · 4
The Sleep-Deprived Sisterhooves Social Scootaloo takes her Aunt Vinyl to the Sisterhooves. Unfortunately for her, Spike wants the prize, too. Unfortunately for both of them, it was a rough night for their unicorn companions. by Wise Cracker 26,440 words · 31 · 0

These are the stories that I'm generally known for, and that I appreciate for what they are.

Contest stories. And a few of them even won!

Night of the Krampus It's Krampus Night; the time when naughty children get what they deserve. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are on the wrong list... by Wise Cracker 5,912 words · 61 · 2
The Trial of Faux Pas A changeling stands on trial for his actions during the Canterlot raid. But what's his plan? by Wise Cracker 7,650 words · 238 · 4
Rarity and Little Waiwai Rarity foalsits a colt whose other foalsitters have abandoned him. Can her hair survive? by Wise Cracker 8,144 words · 36 · 2
The Upside to Your Backside Rumble got his cutie mark and it's a doozy. Twilight tries to soothe his embarrassment. by Wise Cracker 3,667 words · 395 · 9
The Pillars of Equestria: The Temple of Enyalius The Pillars of Equestria follow their foes into a temple housing an ancient spirit. They are met with... other versions of themselves, and forced to partake in strange challenges with these alternate Pillars. by Wise Cracker 15,000 words

Some contest winners, some old favorites.

Jan

7th

2018

A Proper and Overdue Introduction. · 6:39pm Jan 7th, 2018

Hello, everyone. I am Wise Cracker. Here's everything relevant about me.

Favourite pony: Derpy, no contest.

Favourite pony design: Babs Seed, followed closely by colt Troublehooves.

Favourite episode: May the Best Pet Win!

Report Wise Cracker · 631 views · #Introduction #WhatTimingIssues #GreetingsToNewReaders #AbandonHope #TemperExpectations

TBite Me
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
When Ocellus says the wrong thing to her new friends, she starts asking questions about her lessons, morality, and magic.
Rarity
OC
Starlight Glimmer
Ocellus
Wise Cracker · 7.9k words · 17 0 · 408 views
TThe First 'Prettiest Young Changeling' Contest
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
The changelings are having a beauty contest, and Ocellus gets roped into it. Will she win, and get the affections of her dearest Scoots in the process?
OC
Changelings
Ocellus
Wise Cracker · 17k words · 18 1 · 433 views
TShining Armor's Checklist
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
The day after his coronation, Shining's got a lot of work to get to. And it turns out Crystal ponies are a little weird by modern standards...
Shining Armor
Crystal Ponies
Wise Cracker · 3.3k words · 23 3 · 396 views
TA Chicken on a Wild Goose Chase: Scootaloo on the Hunt for Her Diary
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Scootaloo's lost her diary. And the new kid in town might have it. As if she didn't have enough on her plate already...
Rarity
Scootaloo
OC
Wise Cracker · 13k words · 110 views
TThe War of the Mark
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Chrysalis makes her final move, and launches her attack on Equestria. Little Bastion is her prime target, but what is her goal?
Violence
Death
Celestia
OC
Chrysalis
Sunburst
Chancellor Neighsay
Wise Cracker · 43k words · 201 views
TBastion Goes to Fight Camp
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Following the events with the griffons, Bastion goes off to camp to make some new friends. The friends he makes, however, turn out to be about as complicated as he is.
OC
Starlight Glimmer
Sunburst
Wise Cracker · 57k words · 179 views
TClaws Scratching on A House of Glass
MLP: FiM
Drama
Slice of Life
Bastion the changeling has been coping with the changes in his life, as well as he could. But now the legacy of changeling crimes haunt him, and a foreign nation wants to take the boy away.
Death
OC
Main 6
Starlight Glimmer
Griffons
Wise Cracker · 35k words · 320 views
TMy Fey Lady
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Discord's mother is coming to visit. Fluttershy offers to help him get through it. Only one problem: Fluttershy will need to pretend to be his match, both romantically and power-wise. Easy, right?
Fluttershy
Discord
Wise Cracker · 30k words · 774 views
TPower Word: Weak
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Cadence gets a remedial lesson on one of the fundamentals of magic. Sadly, it seems she's grown weaker since her graduation.
OC
Discord
Cadance
Pharynx
Wise Cracker · 15k words · 711 views
TThe Pillars of Equestria: The Temple of Enyalius
MLP: FiM
Dungeons and Dragons
Adventure
The Pillars of Equestria follow their foes into a temple housing an ancient spirit. They are met with... other versions of themselves, and forced to partake in strange challenges with these alternate Pillars.
Crossover
The Pillars
Wise Cracker · 15k words · 525 views
TOcellus the Meta-Breaker
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Ocellus goes to the Trader's Exchange hoping to get some trading cards. Things get a little complicated from there.
OC
Starlight Glimmer
Ocellus
Wise Cracker · 6.8k words · 32 1 · 951 views
TApple Bloom's Day In Food Court
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Apple Bloom is proud to join Grand Pear for a day at the Vanhoover Food Court. Pleasure turns to business, however, when she finds a Unicorn colt with an unusual cutie mark problem...
Apple Bloom
OC
Grand Pear
Wise Cracker · 27k words · 43 1 · 744 views
TThe Stub and the Snub
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
The CMC are called on another Map mission, this time to the town where Starlight Glimmer learned magic. What they find there is a ghost from the past, and a problem that feels eerily familiar...
OC
CMCs
Starlight Glimmer
Wise Cracker · 24k words · 18 0 · 473 views
TPharynx Goes Monster Hunting
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Pharynx goes monster shopping with Fluttershy. Finding nothing to his liking, a trip to the wilds is in order for some fresh stock.
Crossover
Fluttershy
Other
Pharynx
Wise Cracker · 15k words · 22 0 · 1k views
TThe Sleep-Deprived Sisterhooves Social
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Scootaloo takes her Aunt Vinyl to the Sisterhooves. Unfortunately for her, Spike wants the prize, too. Unfortunately for both of them, it was a rough night for their unicorn companions.
Twilight
Scootaloo
Spike
DJ P0N-3
Wise Cracker · 26k words · 31 0 · 730 views

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A Man Undercover #207 · Jul 29th, 2022 · · ·

My Movie Review on Independence Day: Resurgence

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Wise Cracker #206 · Sep 8th, 2021 · 2 · ·

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Okay, thanks for stopping by to let me and everyone seeing this page know. Your input has been noted.

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Zubric #205 · Sep 7th, 2021 · 2 · ·

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I mean whatever I mean I really don’t read stories that block both because if people don’t want input they clearly don’t want people to read them. IMO

Have a goof day

Wise Cracker

Wise Cracker #204 · Sep 7th, 2021 · · 1 ·

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Sounds about right, it's not a new development. This has been the case for my last three stories now, I have been following this new policy for a little under a year, if we're counting only from publications. I guess it's only become noticeable now that I'm publishing stuff again, but still... this isn't new, and wasn't unannounced. I mean, I distinctly recall announcing it as my new policy. Even did a blog about it more recently to explain some of the reasoning. I intend to follow through with it until I have enough data to form a conclusion, which means writing more, but pigs and flight, y'know...

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Season's greetings and resolutions: Spring · 8:08pm April 11th

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