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xeregon
User ID: 28,503
Registered: 24th Apr 2012
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I am Wise Cracker, just some guy who likes chaos magic and ponies.  Won a couple of Author Support Writing Prompts, I'm told I wrote the first story on FimFiction using a very specific idea (not saying which) and overall I'm an average writer with less than average themes in his stories.

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Changeling Blood

This is not a story about tolerance.  This is a story about caution.

When Cheerilee gives her class the assignment to set up a little business, Apple Bloom and her friends set out to sell apple juice.  Everything looks like it'll go smoothly, until the new kid in town starts selling a drink that's insanely popular with the help of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.  

And Apple Bloom doesn't like it one bit.  She thinks Lyra and Bon Bon have adopted a poison mixer out to brainwash Ponyville.  

And no, it's not just because he's a changeling.

A/N: Yes, this is the sequel to Trial of Faux Pas, but the prologue pretty much tells you everything from that story you need to know.  It's not required reading and it won't offer spoilers to this.

Note: this story has both comedic scenes and dark themes.  However, since neither of these dominate in the story, they are not added as tags.  This is meant to be occasionally funny, but the subject matter can get pretty dark, a little darker than what we've seen on the show.  

You have been warned.

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The Trial of Faux Pas

Faux Pas: War Engineer of Chrysalis' Hive, a personal advisor to the Queen and one of the select few allowed to think freely.

Military genius, master strategist in both offense and defense, mastermind of the Canterlot raid.  

Of course he got captured.  

For his actions during the raid on Equestria's capital, he is put on trial and judged by a court out for his blood.  The odds are stacked against him, and there is hardly any doubt that his days are numbered.

But changelings are nothing, if not masters of deception.  Faux's got his own plans for the trial.

A/N: My submission for the fourth Author's Prompt, which is about, you guessed it: being on trial.  It's a little darker than my usual fare, and I'm not too sure about the ending.  Feedback is appreciated, as the story hasn't been officially submitted to the prompt yet.  

19/12 Edit: Woop! Judges loved it, offered suggestions.  It has been rewritten with their suggestions in mind.  

Some changes:

-actual trial is more two-sided.  Both parties have a fair point.

-fight that breaks out during the trial is longer.

-Celestia is made more believable in general (I hope, it's really hard in this sort of story).

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Rarity and Little Waiwai

(Set five to seven years before 'The Magic of Friendship', depending on how old you think the cast is.)

Little Waiwai is a colt in need of a foalsitter.  Why should Rarity have to foalsit him? Because her mother said so, and like any teenage girl she can't really refuse a direct order from her mom.  He won't be any trouble, or at least that's what the grownups keep saying.

And yet Waiwai has somehow managed to drive away every single foalsitter in town.  This does not bode well for the aspiring fashion icon, nor does the fact that Sweetie Belle sort of knows him and definitely hates him.  

Steeling her resolve, a young Rarity must face the horrors of foalsitting a no doubt unmanageable colt and hopefully keep her mane intact during the process.  

Can her hair survive the horror that is little Waiwai?

A/N: Submitted to the third Author Support Prompt, and it won.

Yeah, I'm as confused as you are.  

It's listed as 'Slice of Life' because it's a mix of comedy, light sadness (philosophical/psychological stuff, I guess) and...well, to say more would spoil it.  Suffice to say it primarily tries to approach the show's look and feel, so the other tags don't really match up on the whole.  Hope you enjoy!

Now edited for accuracy's sake, the mention of gems and crystals is mixed.  In hindsight, this fanfic actually contains fanon that was made canon with the Season 3 opener.  Oh well...

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The Upside to Your Backside

Rumble's got his cutie mark! Yay!

And he's hiding it.  He doesn't seem too happy about it.  Yay?

Making his way to the library for some advice from Twilight, Rumble must now come to terms with the talent that Fate has bestowed upon him.  

Easier said than done when your cutie mark is an embarrassing one.

Submitted to the second Author Support Writing Prompt, with the theme "You are a foal, and you have just received your cutie mark."

The original got positive feedback, and very helpful comments.  It actually won the prompt, which was quite a surprise considering the rush job.  The comments have been heeded, hopefully this version is better content-wise.  Some scenes are radically changed compared to the original, hopefully for the better.  My thanks to BronyMaster; Peregrine Caged, SunnyDaze and Tricondon, this story would not be the same without your input.  

Edit: While it's been in the Padded Cell for a while (no clue how it got there and how it got there so quickly), it is now also posted on Discord's Domain, since Equestria Daily is just too scary for me.  Exuberance!

Edit again: No more Padded Cell? *le sigh*

Edit 3: Return of the Author.  Now gotten under the hooves of WRITE, and reception was positive.  Some alterations may happen at a later date.

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Junior Flight Camp: The Crusader and the Bullhead

This is it.  Junior Flight Camp: where a pegasus gets their Flyer's Certificate, the official proof that they can fly on their own.  Scootaloo's anxious to finally leave her flightless state behind, but having two star flyers in your group doesn't exactly help your nerves much.  Nor does having a pair of first-timers as your instructors and an insane unicorn bard as the nurse.  

And then there's Doldrum Whimper: a bulky pegasus colt who's the victim of choice in his school, yet can't seem to grasp that his strength is something he should be using.  He's like Fluttershy on steroids, for Celestia's sake! Well, he's nice to have around, at least, and it's not like Scootaloo can't make new friends...if they measure up...

Rating adjusted for safe measure.  There's no gore, no overly explicit themes, but some of the things are mildly suggestive.  It would get under the radar of a kid's show, no problem, but it'd be noted for flying under the radar, still.  It's mostly meant to be funny, but I warn you there are some sad moments in this.  Don't say I did not warn you, I'm merely pointing it out because I can't use the sad and comedy tags together.

16/9 Edit: in the process of being rewritten.  Layout will be adjusted, OC's colour scheme will be adjusted, some unclear elements will be clarified.  

17/9 Edit: Rewritten to be grammatically more correct, and the OC now has a new colour scheme.  Hope you enjoy!

15/12-17/12 Edit:More grammatical correctness in the spacing of dialogues, some little changes to make things sound more natural and some mentions of Whimper being purple corrected.  I could've sworn I fixed all that before, though.  Oh well...

Edit of the edit: gone over the whole thing based on the WRITE review of the first chapter, hopefully it's an improvement.  The grammar should be accurate now, and OOC-ness reduced, at least in those chapters that allowed for enough leeway.

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I've just had word from arcum42 that some updates of chapters aren't coming through.  After a little bit of wondering, I think I've found why this is and why his suggested solution works.  

While I was writing this thing, I kept the story unsubmitted, but published certain chapters for pre-readers.  I then also added passwords for the unpublished ones, to make sure that everything was in order.  

Here's what I think happened: when you publish a chapter, you send one signal that determines whether or not this counts as an update.  If your story isn't submitted, it doesn't count as an update and the opportunity is lost.  So if you unpublish and publish again, it doesn't send another update and the chapter isn't put on the front page.  I did a quick look at the FAQ, and if this is explained there I missed it.  Bottom line is: the mods do not want people who keep bumping their story up by adding and removing the same chapters.  If the site works this way, that easy abuse is automatically avoided.  What I did here wasn't against the rules, technically -- since an unsubmitted story doesn't hit the front page to begin with -- but may be interpreted as such by how updates are coded.

So, if you have finished your story and published chapters before submitting, and you notice chapter updates aren't being communicated to your readers or put on the front page, here is the solution arcum42 suggested to me.

-copy the entire content of the unpublished chapter in question.

-start a new chapter with the same stats, text, title and whatnot.

-publish this new chapter.  Since this hasn't been published, unpublished and republished, the site will recognise it as update-worthy.  

-delete the old one, if you feel like it.  Keeps things organised.

Do NOT use this to bump your story endlessly with the same chapter.  It is against the rules for a good reason.  Regardless of whether or not the last two updates on Changeling Blood have been registered, I'll only do this for future chapters.  I'll make sure to set up my chapters today and upload a new one this Sunday to check if that changes anything.  Thanks again to arcum42 for pointing this out.  

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#497494 · 3d, 20h ago · · ·
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I'm in the docs

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#484165 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·
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I'll be able to get in the docs for fifty mins tomorrow starting at 10:05am (Cent. US time) and ending at 10:55am (Cent. US time). I'll be in school, but won't be doing anything important. Infact, I won't be doing anything important all day tomorrow so I might be on for more than 50 mins. Just keep the docs open because I might be able to get on later than 11am (Cent. US time)

EDIT: this applies to friday as well

#480419 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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I'm in the docs. Hopefully the connection won't be crap.

#478754 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·
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sorry, gonna try tomorrow and see if the connection is better

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#465536 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>465357

See the blog.  I prefer to keep my stories unsubmitted while they're not finished, and if they have a chance of being featured I want to maximise those chances with a cover pic.  And I make my own cover art for that.  :rainbowdetermined2:

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