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Commission info Status: Closed until roughly 5/31
I take money for horse words.
My general rates are $10 per thousand words anticipated for story length, and if I go over that amount, I don't charge extra. Prices are negotiable, and if you throw art/music/something at me for one of my fics, I can take that instead or in part or something. PM me for details, and include "Commission" in the subject so I don't miss it. I reserve the right to turn down any prompt. Payment is through Paypal.
Delivery can be thru email, posted to fimfic, or anything else you'd like, within reason.
I will not write clop, but I'm open to anything else.
Review commissions
Although I have a few friends that I edit/review for without charging them, from time to time people ask me if I could look at a story of theirs. I will review literally anything (SFW pony, clop, non-pony), at a starting rate of $2 per thousand words, with negotiation possible. Again, PM me for details.
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Latest Stories “I will give you the power to not be remembered for the next 24 hours. Anything you do will be forgotten, and anything you do to anypony will not make a single bit of difference. You have one day to do absolutely anything you want to without any consequences.”
How could Rainbow Dash refuse?
A commission for BlackSnowyOwl.
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Princess Luna is the guardian of the dreams of all the ponies in Equestria. She takes great pride and great pleasure in this duty, but when the dreams of Applejack and Rainbow Dash keep forcing themselves upon her, she finds her waking world tinted by the nightly passions of two ponies who can't quite seem to admit to each other what they want.
A commission written for shortskirtsandexplosions.
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This is a collection of discarded drafts and other nonsense that doesn't make it into my finished fanfics. Expect the roughest of drafts. The only reason a story of mine won't have a draft posted here is if I only wrote one draft and then vomited it onto FiMFic.
Sometimes the changes made are minor and sometimes they're drastic, but each time, the key factor is the feedback of others (pre-readers from EqD or reviewers from /fic/) helping me to improve the story. This is why you get outside opinions on your writing, folks.
Each draft will include a link to the finished work.
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Twilight Sparkle writes a story about her self-insert OC character who writes stories about her.
Part of Humanverse. Special thanks to Mr. Jack Daniels for writing assistance.
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Well, gearing up for the move to the Bay Area in Cali. I'll probably be a bit too busy to pop on much, so if you want to hear how things are going for me while I'm on the road (and I probably won't be getting back on here regularly until around the end of the month or so), your best bet is to follow my Twitter account.
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>>451620
Oh how I know that feel. There are more than a few good M/M fics out there that get shafted (hehe) simply because they're M/M. Unfortunate.
>>451517
My colleague Air Pirate was so enthusiastic I figured I'd give it a look. You did a fine job on it so far!
>>451610
Oh, awesome! I'm a touch disappointed that Mask got a little ignored, but I guess it is both short and M/M. Perhaps I've just gotten spoiled from being used to being featured so often.
>>451461 Ah, shit, just realized my mistake. It was a fairly late hour. Still like both that fic, and My Mask!
Thanks a bunch for the favorite on Of High Seas and Howling Winds!
I kinda jumped around excitedly when I saw your username. I'm pretty sure my light is broken now...
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>The Prince
Thanks!