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User ID: 26,408
Registered: 14th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 1h, 12m ago
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Ran into a problem recently with there not being accurate words to describe something, so I slept on it and decided to make some new ones. Gonna post them here with definitions/descriptions for anyone who wants to know what the hell I'm babbling about!

Gerbelwok: Down Boner!, Wow?, Dafuq?,Brilliant

Farfulnoos: Did he/she/they... and then...?, Unique, *sproing*, SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

KerNakTAO: RAGE!!, Sorry waste of life, I spit on you and all that you hold dear, now I need soul bleach

Ba-ναρ-ಗ-語: Nonsensical thoughts or words produced by the brain shutting down from sleep deprivation or to much awesomeness. Contains 25% of the translation for >>Gibberish<<; in the following languages: Haitian Creole-Greek-Kannada-Chinese(Traditional)

AVĒ LŪNA! AVĒ NOX! AVĒ TENEBRIS DOMINA!

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[Sad] [Human]
What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box?
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[Crossover] [Human]
We all have imaginary friends when growing up, right? Harry&#039;s turns out not to be so Imaginary...
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[Romance] [Sad]
Maybe I could have been different, but what I've become...I wouldn't trade it for anything.
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]
Sequel to the Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends. Everyone's favorite wizard returns to Equestria.
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Harry Dresden, Chicago&#039;s only professional wizard, accidentally travels to Equestria. What could go wrong?
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Whelp I got hammered again! Sadly this time I got accidently flirty wit a hostess at Applebees, an 18 year old hostess at that! Hopefully she wasn't too offended and  overlooked it in favor of a potential interest in my more sociable and sofistocated friend. However now I am going to rampage through FiMFiction again... maybe. If I am and I piss you off... I maybe be sorry... or you may deserve it... I can't really predict which it will be at this point. Especially since I am about to get my gun and then get even more hammered by busting out da tequila! PONIES ROCK AND MY HOOMAN NEIGHBORS SUCK!!!

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I had happy ponies for yoos but da internet eated thems!!

Vates Despero · 15 views · Edited 11w, 6d ago

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Comment posted by Vates Despero deleted at 6:32pm on the 17th of May, 2013
#302647 · 15w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thank you very much for the favorite!

#284408 · 17w, 10h ago · · ·
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>>284237

well, sorry, didn;t know that they basically dropped all support for all pictures when they also forced us to open pics open indivdually

#284237 · 17w, 13h ago · · ·
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>>283840 Um... funnyjunk doesn't work here anymore. In fact, following the link manually just takes me to their main page.

Edit: Ok, I managed to search the tags and find it. So in response... I haven't trolled in at least two days!

Here is the link for anyone that wants to see.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/My+Little+Pony+Powerpoint+Presentation+1/utqvDhg/6#6

Comment posted by Vates Despero deleted at 6:01am on the 2nd of January, 2013
#248434 · 20w, 5d ago · · ·
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If you think my story is bad, what can I do? I'm already progressing and some still like it.

#210850 · 24w, 1d ago · · ·
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just sent ya the link to CH 21 of shouldn't be, started workin on it, already got 1000 odd words, if ya want to take a look at it tonight

#157157 · 30w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the pointer.  I have terrible grammar and anyone that wants to help is appreciated.

#155051 · 30w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>154811 Probably saw him saying something to someone else that I strongly disagreed with. That's usually why I block, rather that getting into a Flame War I just block them and pretend they don't exist. I only posted that screen shot of the list so that if they tried to say something to me they would know why I didn't respond.:moustache:

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