Hay there, everypony! I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill mental asylum escapee, here to waste my time telling stories nobody cares about! If you read them, I hope you like them, if you're not interested, well... I have no idea why you're on my user profile if that's the case... Seriously, is there nothing more interesting to you? Or maybe it's four am and you're doing the whole brain-dead internet-ing thing...