Just think about this for a minute....

With the theory of infinite universes/multiverses...

Somewhere...

Ponies exist...

And you're not there...

"If I were to look for good writing styles I'd look fucking anywhere but this fandom. lol"

"Its an abstract kind of hell"

"There is not a single fanfiction that i find to be monumental. I'm still waiting to be moved or to find a fic that is literally incredible"

"He's a highly sensitive feminist genderqueer liberal christian furry and/or sexual deviant who can't take a joke, doesn't listen to Eminem, never played Fallout before 3, and uses faggy little kawaii desu-desu ^.^ emoticons in all written communications."

Me: "OHMYGOD"
Madman: "Wot?"
YOU HAVE TO START YOUR STORY WITH...
pls no
"So there I was..."
JERKING OFF INTO MY OWN MOUTH WHILE HANGING UPSIDE-DOWN
LIKE ALL LONELY BATPONY STALLIONS
Stroking in the moonlight again?
>moonlight stroking himself again

I was actually going to go for his pic of that fucking adorable stallion to crop his face but whatever.

What? I made rice with cheese.

>new update
>new downvote
lel

WE MUST SPESS MOAR FASTLY INTO THE BEYONDER TO FITE TEH EVIL ALIUMS!

If you want beautifully sad, just read Russian novels. Sadness and beets everywhere.

>not making your fic have the gary vault in it

Merriment Ceases: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-npBowNYDfg
Turtledude: Wat.
Turtledude: Just... what is the point of this?
Merriment Ceases: everything

EqD removed the star rating... It's a special kind of hell.

"Son, one of the best feelings ever is getting a blowjob with Pop Rocks and Mountain Dew."

On the Creation of Niggers
by H. P. Lovecraft

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Iove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

If we don't go to Equestria when we die, I'm going to beat up your ghost.

>not embracing the BLOOP‏

I wallow in stupid.
fucking foe fans...

Me: Can I not genuinely like something just because?
Merri: Not with me around.

This.

HazeyRedEyes66: Why would you do that
420YOLOSWAG4JESUS: :P

<Turtledude999> Everyone needs a battle badger.
<kora-the-dragoness> Your mother is a battle badger

>Henry: alicorns>pegasi=griffons>unicorns>filthy mud ponies>zebras(niggers)>>>>>>>everything else=donkeys(jews)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Applejack