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The Guy Behind the Stuff


User ID: 28,252
Registered: 23rd Apr 2012
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I can smell you.

In Other News · 10:58pm

Being a sentient cloud ain't all it's cracked up to be, as it seems. Sorry to all those folks who read my last blog; it was a bad attempt at trying to be entertaining. I can be a boring sod most times, and I'll try to spice up these blogs sometimes, but that was going too far. It's not much of an excuse, I know. Besides, that would've been the worst sign-off known to man. Being a sentient cloud would be crap. You could only float, be sentient, eat water and shit rain every now and then. I was an idiot, and I'm sorry for a sick, twisted joke like that. I'm a horrible person.

I don't really know what else to put in this blog, to be honest. 'In Other News' suggests some form of deviation from the main article, but there is none. The whole purpose was the apology, and the blog seems too short to end right now. And now, I'm just filling the space by writing my thoughts, which I'm now thinking about. In my thoughts. I guess I could say that I've got the equivalence of Finals right now, so I'll be revising for the next couple of weeks. After that, I'll have nothing to do for two months or so, so stories aplenty, where I'll finally finish 'Population: One' for the second time. Yay and stuff, I guess.

Once again, I'm a horrible person. Throw your best insults at me.

That's enough drama for one day.

Trials · 39 views · Edited 22h, 18m ago

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#502472 · 22h, 28m ago · · ·
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>>502465 Nope, making a blog right now to apologise properly. It was a stupid fucking joke, and I really regret it right now. One sec.

#502465 · 22h, 31m ago · · ·
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So like are you gone because I didn't read that last comment before you deleted the blog post.

#497328 · 3d, 10h ago · · ·
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>>490444

I read the story before you started to rewrite it. So nothing will change? The ending was really sad. :fluttercry:

#492766 · 4d, 22h ago · · ·
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>>492744 Thank you once more, even if you are too kind!Yeah, I've seen you comment around the place. I go on any old story, and you would've already commented. Kinda creepy... :trixieshiftright:

#492744 · 4d, 23h ago · · ·
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>>492712

You see my name everywhere? Hopefully I'm not infamous. :raritywink: And I can certainly say your own stories are a wonderful read. :twilightsmile:

#492712 · 4d, 23h ago · · ·
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>>492699 Tit for tat. :twilightsheepish: Well, you also seem to be a good writer, and I've seen your name all over the goddamned site. I'll be reading your stories shortly, once I've got my story sorted out.

#492699 · 4d, 23h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the watch, mate! :pinkiehappy:

#490539 · 5d, 22h ago · · ·
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>>490478 Thanks, man! Always nice to have another stalker. :twilightsmile: Hope you enjoy reading them!

#490478 · 5d, 22h ago · · ·
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Hey, just gotta come by and commend you on your kickass stories! Will be looking forward to more of your stuff in the future! Also, have my follow! :pinkiehappy:

#490444 · 5d, 22h ago · · ·
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>>489176 Spoilers: it doesn't get any happier.


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