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The-Blunderbolt theincredibleblunderbolt
User ID: 5,882
Registered: 14th Dec 2011
Last Seen: 3h, 17m ago
Story views: 38,226

Hello! I'd like to thank you very much for taking time out of your day to read my humble Bio.

I'm a 17 year old Volunteer Firefighter in southern Maine. I received my PROBOARD Firefighting, HAZMAT Operations and ICS certifications through a vocational high school, the same one I attended for AP Photoshop, and am attending now for my EMT license.

I've always had an interest in writing compelling, engaging, epic stories ever since I learned how to read. In Kindergarten, my first year of school (I never attended Pre-School for some reason), I was reading chapter books a la The Magic Treehouse and Hank the Cowdog while the other kids struggled on words like "the" and, "and" This was probably because I used to haul out stacks of books at a time and force my mother to sit down and read them all to me. Over and over again.

My interest in writing nearly flopped when I wrote a short story for Language Arts in the fourth grade, about a secret agent who had to disarm a bomb. Apparently, little kids are not supposed to write such things in school. Especially just three short years after 9/11. Needless to say, I got many a talking to about my fictions.

I was again brought back to writing in the seventh grade, when I found that countless ideas for story arcs would latch themselves onto my mind and grow on my thoughts like tumors. They were nurtured, and eventually plotted out on paper. I plan to write this five-book series very soon. If I'm lucky, perhaps one day you might read one of my stories in a professionally published tome.

Around the same time, I also discovered FanFiction: the novice writer's training ground and show/book/movie love's paradise. At the time, I was obsessed with the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, and so I wrote a well-received fic for that fandom. A fic that I'm sorry to say, despite its popularity, was never finished due to reasons I'd rather not get into.

I was brought to MLP in the usual way, I overheard two of my friends talking about it one day. However, instead of them talking me into watching it, I gained a curiosity. A curiosity that I satiated after almost two months of teasing my friends for liking a show for little girls. I decided to start with the very first episode, which had a storyline that blew me away (comparatively. I mean, any good writer, or hell, anybody versed in plots can see nearly every episode's twists before they come. With the exception of the season two finale, I mean... there was no foreshadoing there AT ALL.) I watched every episode up to the latest one, (season two, episode 5) over the course of the next two days after school.

I was very impressed. My friends welcomed me to the herd with open arms. Eventually, the characters got stuck in my head, the same way the PJatO characters stayed. I's like they're living here, I can hear them talking to each other, whispering thoughts, desires, secrets. So, eventually, I decided to write a story. I sat down for a few hours one night and started what would become Trust. Over the course of three days (at about an hour or two a day,) Trust was created.

I showed my friends, and they were impressed. One of them offered to be my sketch artist and beta-reader, and so I coined a name for him: ImmortalMullet. I then sent Trust to Equestria Daily, meaning to just leave it as a gdoc, but then migrated it to FIMFiction. EqD sent me back an email that helped me straighten something out in the story concerning Spike, and then they threw it on their site. I was ecstatic.

And so, I've thrown some more words down on paper, made new friends, made art and have generally had a great time being a Brony. I can't wait to see what the future holds.

Have a great day!

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#396438 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>395719

Ah! You do remember! But first, get going on that fic of yours for the competition. I know you can do it! :twilightsmile:

#395719 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>395583

Oh, Jesus!:rainbowlaugh:

I remember that! I should probably work on that one at some point! I'm writing a sadfic, at the moment, for the Annual TwiDash competition. it's nearly 13,000 right now, out of an expected 18-22,000.

#395583 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·
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Ah, my friend. I have found you.

I have been reading a few fan fictions, browsing the internet, so on and so forth, when I found this website: mlpaudiobooks.net

i am here to question you if, by some chance, I could read out a story and post it on said website. I was thinking Trust, seeing one cannot go wrong with the original.

*cough* Oh, and another thing. I can proofread for you once more; my Bamboo tablet cord has yet to be found, and all I've been able to do is draw on paper (not that that's a bad thing), which I can't even show on my account unless I buy a scanner. Oh, and just to help with your writer's block...

---

"Who else knows about these, well, ponies?" Edward questioned, looking down in his pocket at the now sleeping Applejack.

"I'm not sure." Cody kicked a pebble along the ground, his eyes tracing the shaky path of the rolling, uneven stone. The cyan pony on his shoulder clung on to his shirt as to not fall off during the journey. "Hold on, do you he-"

A sudden shriek of terror blasted through the second story window two houses down the road. The house the four travelers were wanting to reach.

"Oh yeah, I hear it all right."

-- "Toys Alive" - End of Chapter 2

#331912 · 13w, 9h ago · · ·
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>>331881

Yeah, you're right. It could have been much worse, considering some new writer's first shots.

Still, you should have seen the first draft of Trust... I was still revising it weeks after it got on EqD.:rainbowlaugh:

#331881 · 13w, 9h ago · · ·
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>>331748 At least it wasn't completely horrific. It was a good attempt at eighth grade.

#331748 · 13w, 11h ago · · ·
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>>331045

Ugh, tell me about it. It's a good day when I forget it even exists.

#331045 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>330785 Well, it's not bad for eighth grade. I honestly can't compare myself to it cause I'd always bullshit writing assignments and I didn't start writing for fun until my junior year of high school.

But yeah, no offense or anything, but your MLP fics are so much better.

#330785 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>330719

You want the link? Really?

I'll give it to you, just remember that I was in eighth grade when I wrote it--it's not finished and it's nowhere near as good as my MLP fics.

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5063035/1/Are-you-in-or-out

#330719 · 13w, 1d ago · · ·
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Dude, you wrote a Percy Jackson fanfic?

LINK! NOW!

#271087 · 18w, 4d ago · 1 · ·
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>>271082 Mind? That's what it's all about! I may not be the best writer, or the best artist, but I can still try to support my ship anyway I can. even if I got to hand out da big bucks.

5 5882

I feel bad, but you know why, so I won't explain.

Anyway, the first ever TwiDash Group Fanfiction Contest finished with only one little hitch! A delay due to miscommunication on my part ended the contest 12 hours after the scheduled time. But still, that's pretty good for the first run, is it not?

Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm not dead and to welcome my new followers that I somehow managed to garner without putting anything up in almost six weeks. You guys are awesome!

Now for the real reason I made this blog. Remember that contest entry fic I was making? Yeah, it's still a WIP. Due to time constraints with school, my EMT class, FD responsibilities and work, I've barely had time to breathe. Dreams will be available soon, but my question is thus:

Dreams is over 15,000 words long right now. I'm looking at about 20-25k for completion. Should I upload it as a one-shot as I intended, or as a multi-chapter fic, so it's not as much of a commitment?

Advantages of one-shot:

This is the way the fic was meant to be read. So much emotion is carried through the scenes that it's important they be read one-after-the-other so that the emotions stay fresh.

Advantages of multi-chapter:

You won't have to wait for the fic to come out; I could upload the first half right now!

My friends on the TwiDash chat have given me mixed opinions, so I thought I'd ask you all.

TL;DR:

I'm alive and kicking. I've been busy lately. Next fic is getting long. Should I split it in two and upload the first half now, or leave it as a a 20k+ word one-shot?

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