Story Statuses


Worlds Apart: At Eternity's End - Chapter 2 complete

Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium - Chapter 11 complete


Half-Minute Horses - Featured on EQD

PonyFall: Australia

If Only In My Dreams - Featured on EQD

Princess Luna and the Cotton Candy Sugar Rush - Featured on EQD

Imaginary - Featured on EQD

The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie - 5 Stars on EQD

The Cutie Mark Master - 5 Stars on EQD

Surface Deep - 5 Stars on EQD

Featured 'Serious' Stories

  • PonyFall: Australia Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are transported to Australia by Discord, where they try to find a way home by TheSlorg 123,045 words · 9,815 views · 864 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Worlds Apart: At Eternity's End Stranded on a planet seemingly devoid of life outside of vegetation, Apple Bloom and her human companion seek the light of hope within the darkness of despair. by TheSlorg 3,348 words · 351 views · 67 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Imaginary A young girl faces life's challenges with a little help from Pinkie Pie. by TheSlorg 5,902 words · 3,529 views · 362 likes · 9 dislikes
  • If Only In My Dreams On Hearth's Warming Eve, an outcast female changeling searches for kindness in the most unlikely of places. by TheSlorg 3,140 words · 4,414 views · 515 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Surface Deep Rarity is Ponyville's most elegant pony. What made her that way? The answer lies beneath the surface by TheSlorg 5,652 words · 2,175 views · 110 likes · 5 dislikes

My Featured Comedies

  • The Cutie Mark Master The Cutie Mark Crusaders seek advice from a mysterious "Cutie Mark Master" to find their talents. by TheSlorg 2,831 words · 6,892 views · 189 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie A member of the Hell's Angels wakes up with Pinkie Pie in place of his beard. by TheSlorg 20,333 words · 6,904 views · 489 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Princess Luna and the Cotton Candy Sugar Rush Princess Luna discovers cotton candy and proceeds to consume vast amounts with the help of Pinkie Pie. by TheSlorg 5,473 words · 3,267 views · 261 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium Lyra, with some help from Bon Bon, converts her home into a shop in Ponyville to pay off some debts. But who knew running a shop could be so difficult? by TheSlorg 14,928 words · 4,348 views · 507 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Half Minute Horses An Evil Lord learns a spell that will destroy the world. It's up to Twilight Sparkle to save the day... in thirty seconds or less! by TheSlorg 11,556 words · 4,158 views · 453 likes · 14 dislikes

Coming Soon?

  • To Dream Again When a dream consuming villain fills Equestria with nightmares, Princess Luna recruits an unlikely trio to become her Dream Warriors to help save Equestria's nights from irreparable harm. by TheSlorg 1,165 words · 35 views · 0 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Still Imaginary A troubled old man faces life's challenges with a little help from Pinkie Pie, whether he wants it or not. by TheSlorg 0 words · 0 views · 1 likes · 0 dislikes

The Best I Have Read

  • Changelings Don't Get Cutie Marks A changeling gets his cutie mark by Mel 3,774 words · 3,229 views · 384 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Our Equestria Fifteen foals (and one dragon) are tricked by a mysterious mare into defending Equestria... with a colossal mecha. by Nonagon 77,299 words · 1,366 views · 76 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Yes, Apple Bloom, there *is* a Santa Hooves "Dear Santa Hooves. My name is Apple Bloom, and I don't want presents for Hearth's Warming this year. I just want my cutie mark..." by Lucky Dreams 2,757 words · 11,908 views · 749 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 108,117 views · 6,786 likes · 148 dislikes
  • My Little Dashie What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box? by ROBCakeran53 12,524 words · 456,822 views · 11,003 likes · 644 dislikes


I am TheSlorg. I pre-read for Equestria Daily, and write stories of my own, too.

I have a positive outlook on life, and prefer to steer clear of negativity. If I've reviewed one of your stories, you might have noticed that I try to bring that attitude into pre-reading as well. I feel writers can gain far more from some constructive criticism mixed with a little encouragement than they can from a flat-out rejection.

What else is there to know about me? I'm married with two children, live in Sydney, Australia, am a published poet, and am a knight of the Micro-nation of Vikesland, as well as their Ambassador to Australia. I enjoy gaming of all kinds, watching the NFL, camping, swimming, and of course, writing and reading. I like most types of music, anime, and 80's cartoons. My favorite Mane 6 pony is Rarity for her complexity, and my favorite background ponies are Lyra and Junebug.

I will not discuss pre-reading decisions in public. If you have any questions feel free to PM me, but please be aware that anything discussed would be outside my capacity as a pre-reader.

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