Joined January 2012
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* EQD Pre-reader * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Eight time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Head Editor and Co-Creator of PonyFall * Founder of the Junebug Fan Club * Songwriter

Story Statuses


PonyFall: Australia - Chapter 30 complete

Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium - Chapter 8 complete

Half-Minute Horses - Chapter 5 complete

On Hiatus

The Final Element - Rewrite: Outlines for the Prologue, Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, and the Epilogue complete.

Sanctuary - Awaiting completion of PonyFall: Australia


If Only In My Dreams - Featured on EQD

Princess Luna and the Cotton Candy Sugar Rush - Featured on EQD

Imaginary - Featured on EQD

The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie - 5 Stars on EQD

The Cutie Mark Master - 5 Stars on EQD

Surface Deep - 5 Stars on EQD

Coming Soon

The Extraordinary Adventures of Pinkie and the Pizza Guy

Forever Ever After

My Stories Featured on Equestria Daily

  • The Cutie Mark Master The Cutie Mark Crusaders seek advice from a mysterious "Cutie Mark Master" to find their talents. by TheSlorg 2,501 words · 6,365 views · 174 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie A member of the Hell's Angels wakes up with Pinkie Pie in place of his beard. by TheSlorg 20,333 words · 6,548 views · 470 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Surface Deep Rarity is Ponyville's most elegant pony. What made her that way? The answer lies beneath the surface by TheSlorg 5,651 words · 2,025 views · 105 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium Lyra, with some help from Bon Bon, converts her home into a shop in Ponyville to pay off some debts. But who knew running a shop could be so difficult? by TheSlorg 11,297 words · 3,269 views · 379 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Imaginary A young girl faces life's challenges with a little help from Pinkie Pie. by TheSlorg 5,891 words · 3,066 views · 331 likes · 8 dislikes

Also on Equestria Daily

  • Princess Luna and the Cotton Candy Sugar Rush Princess Luna discovers cotton candy and proceeds to consume vast amounts with the help of Pinkie Pie. by TheSlorg 5,473 words · 2,784 views · 238 likes · 2 dislikes
  • If Only In My Dreams On Hearth's Warming Eve, an outcast female changeling searches for kindness in the most unlikely of places. by TheSlorg 3,140 words · 2,809 views · 367 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Half Minute Horses An Evil Lord learns a spell that will destroy the world. It's up to Twilight Sparkle to save the day... in thirty seconds or less! by TheSlorg 3,191 words · 136 views · 25 likes · 1 dislikes

My Other Stories

  • PonyFall: Australia Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are transported to Australia by Discord, where they try to find a way home by TheSlorg 115,454 words · 8,592 views · 819 likes · 39 dislikes

The Best I Have Read

  • Changelings Don't Get Cutie Marks A changeling gets his cutie mark by Mel 3,774 words · 2,654 views · 342 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Yes, Apple Bloom, there *is* a Santa Hooves "Dear Santa Hooves. My name is Apple Bloom, and I don't want presents for Hearth's Warming this year. I just want my cutie mark..." by Lucky Dreams 2,757 words · 10,859 views · 689 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 101,546 views · 6,238 likes · 137 dislikes
  • My Little Dashie What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box? by ROBCakeran53 12,524 words · 433,163 views · 10,183 likes · 554 dislikes
  • From Scratch After the Gala, Octavia has hit rock bottom. Cast out by society, she has to try and start all over again. by Kaldanor 81,227 words · 9,567 views · 1,308 likes · 29 dislikes

Note: This will become the default blog post that people see upon clicking my user page.


I am TheSlorg. I pre-read for Equestria Daily, and write stories of my own, too.

I have a positive outlook on life, and prefer to steer clear of negativity. If I've reviewed one of your stories, you might have noticed that I try to bring that attitude into pre-reading as well. I feel writers can gain far more from some constructive criticism mixed with a little encouragement than they can from a flat-out rejection.

What else is there to know about me? I'm married with two children, live in Sydney, Australia, am a published poet, and am a knight of the Micro-nation of Vikesland, as well as their Ambassador to Australia. I enjoy gaming of all kinds, watching the NFL, camping, swimming, and of course, writing and reading. I like most types of music, anime, and 80's cartoons. My favorite Mane 6 pony is Rarity for her complexity, and my favorite background ponies are Lyra and Junebug.

I will not discuss pre-reading decisions in public. If you have any questions feel free to PM me, but please be aware that anything discussed would be outside my capacity as a pre-reader.

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