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Story Statuses

Ongoing

Worlds Apart: At Eternity's End - Chapter 2 complete

Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium - Chapter 11 complete

Completed

Half-Minute Horses - Featured on EQD

PonyFall: Australia

If Only In My Dreams - Featured on EQD

Princess Luna and the Cotton Candy Sugar Rush - Featured on EQD

Imaginary - Featured on EQD

The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie - 5 Stars on EQD

The Cutie Mark Master - 5 Stars on EQD

Surface Deep - 5 Stars on EQD

Featured 'Serious' Stories

  • PonyFall: Australia Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are transported to Australia by Discord, where they try to find a way home by TheSlorg 123,045 words · 9,979 views · 866 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Worlds Apart: At Eternity's End Stranded on a planet seemingly devoid of life outside of vegetation, Apple Bloom and her human companion seek the light of hope within the darkness of despair. by TheSlorg 3,348 words · 413 views · 68 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Imaginary A young girl faces life's challenges with a little help from Pinkie Pie. by TheSlorg 5,902 words · 3,576 views · 362 likes · 9 dislikes
  • If Only In My Dreams On Hearth's Warming Eve, an outcast female changeling searches for kindness in the most unlikely of places. by TheSlorg 3,140 words · 4,570 views · 524 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Surface Deep Rarity is Ponyville's most elegant pony. What made her that way? The answer lies beneath the surface by TheSlorg 5,652 words · 2,192 views · 110 likes · 5 dislikes

My Featured Comedies

  • The Cutie Mark Master The Cutie Mark Crusaders seek advice from a mysterious "Cutie Mark Master" to find their talents. by TheSlorg 2,831 words · 6,941 views · 190 likes · 7 dislikes
  • The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie A member of the Hell's Angels wakes up with Pinkie Pie in place of his beard. by TheSlorg 20,333 words · 6,941 views · 490 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Princess Luna and the Cotton Candy Sugar Rush Princess Luna discovers cotton candy and proceeds to consume vast amounts with the help of Pinkie Pie. by TheSlorg 5,473 words · 3,301 views · 263 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium Lyra, with some help from Bon Bon, converts her home into a shop in Ponyville to pay off some debts. But who knew running a shop could be so difficult? by TheSlorg 14,928 words · 4,399 views · 507 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Half Minute Horses An Evil Lord learns a spell that will destroy the world. It's up to Twilight Sparkle to save the day... in thirty seconds or less! by TheSlorg 11,556 words · 4,261 views · 455 likes · 14 dislikes

Coming Soon?

  • To Dream Again When a dream consuming villain fills Equestria with nightmares, Princess Luna recruits an unlikely trio to become her Dream Warriors to help save Equestria's nights from irreparable harm. by TheSlorg 1,165 words · 38 views · 0 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Still Imaginary A troubled old man faces life's challenges with a little help from Pinkie Pie, whether he wants it or not. by TheSlorg 0 words · 0 views · 1 likes · 0 dislikes
  • The Kindness of Death When Fluttershy accidentally kills Death, it's up to her to take his place as the Grim Reaper. In doing so, she will learn more about life, death, and kindness than she ever could have imagined. by TheSlorg 0 words · 0 views · 1 likes · 0 dislikes

The Best I Have Read

  • Changelings Don't Get Cutie Marks A changeling gets his cutie mark by Mel 3,774 words · 3,294 views · 390 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Our Equestria Fifteen foals (and one dragon) are tricked by a mysterious mare into defending Equestria... with a colossal mecha. by Nonagon 77,299 words · 1,401 views · 77 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Yes, Apple Bloom, there *is* a Santa Hooves "Dear Santa Hooves. My name is Apple Bloom, and I don't want presents for Hearth's Warming this year. I just want my cutie mark..." by Lucky Dreams 2,757 words · 11,993 views · 752 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Anthropology Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans. by JasonTheHuman 130,415 words · 108,893 views · 6,858 likes · 149 dislikes
  • My Little Dashie What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box? by ROBCakeran53 12,524 words · 460,021 views · 11,132 likes · 663 dislikes
Jan
13th
2014

Hello!

I am TheSlorg. I pre-read for Equestria Daily, and write stories of my own, too.

I have a positive outlook on life, and prefer to steer clear of negativity. If I've reviewed one of your stories, you might have noticed that I try to bring that attitude into pre-reading as well. I feel writers can gain far more from some constructive criticism mixed with a little encouragement than they can from a flat-out rejection.

What else is there to know about me? I'm married with two children, live in Sydney, Australia, am a published poet, and am a knight of the Micro-nation of Vikesland, as well as their Ambassador to Australia. I enjoy gaming of all kinds, watching the NFL, camping, swimming, and of course, writing and reading. I like most types of music, anime, and 80's cartoons. My favorite Mane 6 pony is Rarity for her complexity, and my favorite background ponies are Lyra and Junebug.

I will not discuss pre-reading decisions in public. If you have any questions feel free to PM me, but please be aware that anything discussed would be outside my capacity as a pre-reader.

Thanks for stopping by! Come say hello some time.

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