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TheSlorg TheSlorg TheSlorg dougandvicky@gmail.com
User ID: 10,086
Registered: 23rd Jan 2012
Last Seen: 11h, 27m ago
Story views: 21,701

MLP Fan Fiction author who has been featured on Equestria Daily four times. I am a proud brony and father of two children. It is my hope to make as many people laugh, smile, or cry with my stories as I can.

Latest Stories


PonyFall: Australia

Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy thought they were going to help banish Discord for a third time with their friends and the two princesses.  That was precisely what was happening until they both found themselves suddenly transported to a strange new world under a flashing pink sky.

A man named Doug "TheSlorg" Collins finds two young women who are naked, confused, and smell of fudge in the Australian Outback. He then reluctantly agrees to help them return home. But when "home" turns out to be Ponyville, things become a bit more complicated than he bargained for.

Part of the PonyFall collaboration series.

Temporary cover art by Speccysy

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90,225 words ( 22 chapters ) · 5,989 views  ·  598  ·  29  · 

Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium

When a debt-collection company sends a representative to collect on Lyra's parents' debts, they don't care that her parents have been missing for years - the debt is legally hers. If she can't pay up, she'll lose her house.

In order to pay the debt, Lyra devises a plan that simply can not fail - she'll convert her home into an item shop and sell her way to riches! Surely Bon Bon will help, too. What could possibly go wrong?

Inspired by Recettear

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9,899 words ( 7 chapters ) · 2,260 views  ·  285  ·  2  · 

The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie

Harvey Grimwold was a respected member of the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang. He rode a wicked hog, wore the best leather, and had an awesome beard. Then that same awesome beard turned into Pinkie Pie and his life turned upside down.

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20,257 words ( 11 chapters ) · 5,762 views  ·  409  ·  10  · 

Sanctuary

6700 years after their deaths, the exploits of Twilight Sparkle and her friends have long passed into legend. Additionally, the winged unicorns known as alicorns have left the land and become myths to many. The country of Equestria has been lost to time, but it wasn't the first country to grace the world of Sanctuary. Those that remain could become the last however, as demonic forces have arisen and are wreaking havoc upon the races of the world. Twenty years ago, a group of heroes rose up and fought the hordes, but their efforts were only partially successful, and the heroes were lost.

Now, Aurora Lulamoon, a magically talented unicorn filly from the past, arrives in the present to fulfil her destiny and purge Sanctuary of evil. Alone in a world changed by time and war, she will need the help of new heroes who will emerge from the conflict. But how will they succeed where others have failed?

An original Diablo crossover - No need to have played the games to enjoy.

Cover image created by Huussii

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3,653 words · 454 views  ·  28  ·  3  · 

Surface Deep

Rarity has always been Ponyville's most elegant and fashionable resident. Her generosity knows no bounds, but what caused her to have such aspirations of fame and glamour? Sometimes to find the answers, you need to go beyond surface deep.

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5,651 words ( 3 chapters ) · 1,705 views  ·  91  ·  4  · 

Story Statuses

Ongoing

PonyFall: Australia - Chapter 21 complete

Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium - Chapter 7 complete

On Hiatus

The Final Element - Rewrite: Outlines for the Prologue, Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, and the Epilogue complete.

Sanctuary - Awaiting completion of PonyFall: Australia

Completed

The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie - 5 Stars on EQD

The Cutie Mark Master - 5 Stars on EQD

Surface Deep - 5 Stars on EQD

Coming Soon

The Extraordinary Adventures of Pinkie and the Pizza Guy

Forever Ever After

The Saint of Killers Meets Twilight Sparkle

Untitled Changelings Going Camping Story

Okay, so I've been kind of MIA lately. I had planned on getting another chapter of Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium up like, two weeks ago. Then I wanted to get another PonyFall: Australia chapter up.

Unfortunately, real life sometimes likes to take your carefully laid plans and laugh at them. Frankly, I've been busy with things completely unrelated to the internet. I had an exam in my electrical trades course; I had to have a medical exam, among other things, so that I can finally settle my residency status here in Australia; I was away the entire Mother's Day weekend; I've been looking at getting an apprenticeship; and finally, I've been looking at new homes so that I can finally stop paying rent.

In-between all of that, I've had to do the standard parenting stuff, housework, cooking, cleaning, etc. etc. What little free time I've had has been spent playing games just to keep from going nuts.

Today I finally managed to get some work on the next PonyFall chapter done along with Fullmetal Pony. So, while it's not going to be completed at least for a few more days yet, it has been started. The next Lyra chapter has been started as well, but it's slow-going.

Things will continue to be a little hectic until I find a home I like, but at least work has finally begun.

Thanks for your patience. I'll get something out for you to read as soon as I can sit down and write something I'm satisfied with. I've rushed chapters out in the past with mixed results, so I prefer to take my time and get it right.

Love to all,

- Slorgy

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#487663 · 1w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
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>>487548 Mhmm, a lovely piece of work.

#487548 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>487034 Hello!

The Final Element will be getting rewritten eventually, but not until PonyFall: Australia has completed. I unpublished all of the chapters I had written in the meantime, so that's probably why there is no comment section.

Is this the artwork you're talking about?

#487034 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·
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So, I found your artwork for the final element, and I like it. I like it, and would like to post it in the story comments. However, there is no comment box, and I doubt you'd appreciate it. :fluttercry:

#455330 · 3w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>455298 I made a blog post explaining my reasoning for it, but new followers such as yourself wouldn't know about that.

It's mostly for my own personal use, but if users want to have a quick-reference at how my stories are doing and use that info to decide whether or not to read something, I'm okay with that.

Obviously it's not an exact science and has no bearing on the readers who chose not to vote at all on a story, nor does a high rating necessarily equate to high-quality, but I can certainly admit that my lowest-rated story, The Final Element, was easily the worst written of the bunch in my opinion. Which is why it's being rewritten eventually.

#455298 · 3w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>454725

Oh.

I guess I assumed everyone was like me and completely ignored those.

#454725 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>454316 Up votes and down votes. The percentages equate to the number of people who up voted out of the total number of votes.

I'll use Lyra's Ultimate Item Emporium as an example to show the calculation:

251 up votes

1 down vote

252 total votes

Multiply up votes by 100 = 25100

Divide that by total votes = 25100 / 252 = 99.60

Therefore, 99.60% of the users who bothered to vote did so with an up vote.

#454316 · 3w, 5d ago · · ·
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Having just looked at your page... what exactly are the "grade percentages" on your stories from? I'm a bit baffled.

#393891 · 8w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>393889 Curses, Cheese!

#393889 · 8w, 2d ago · · ·
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damn it, Slorg

#382990 · 9w, 3h ago · · ·
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>>381371

No Ponyfall in title, but allowed as reference for ideas in the description. Got it. :pinkiehappy:

Your stories are plain out awesome and I just read yours and Fullmetal Ponys so far! Once I had just FMP's story up the screen and fairly ignored the collab, but as soon as the story intensified I got more and more curious and added every other story to my favourites. Up to this point I was down to 24 chapters in my favourit section and BAM I had 88 again.

I thank you very much for this wonderful world you created and await big things from you. I know they'll come by fast.

I admit that I'm a bit slow at writing, but as soon as I have the first chapter/s up I'll inform you and you can judge if it is good enough or not.

A little warning ahead. There will be no prereader or corrector involved at that point.

Thank you for your time.

Dragon:moustache:

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