Bitches are greater than or equal to trippin'.

"Ignorance is a condition that can be corrected.  Stupidity is permanent."

-Steven Wallech

The square root of rope is string.

"Here I sit broken hearted,

Tried to shit but only farted.

Then one day I took a chance,

Tried to fart but shit my pants."

-Bathroom Stall

"The Relatively Small Horse That I Own, I Used To Inquire What The Relationship Between People Who Are Close Might Be Until Everybody Gave Me A Piece Of The Sorcery That It Is."

-Mandopony

"You can lead a horse to water, and you can't make it drink, but you can drown its ass."

-a friend... he's kind of a jerk

"Chaos doesn't chose its victims."

-a Magic the Gathering card