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I'm Not Dead · 7:10pm
Well, my power's been out for like almost a week. So yeah... I still have Monday off, soo.... Yeah. I'll get the Luna story up someday, if my power doesn't go out again.
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10 Watchers- July 9
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First Time Making it to the Popular Stories List- August 13. Story: Everypony Has Secrets.
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Stories About Pastel Colored Equines
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Where's My Book!
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6,100 words ( 3 chapters ) · 2,035 views
· Twilight feels it's her duty to help her mentor on any tasks, especially ones that involve books. What she doesn't know is the Princess Celestia has called her to Canterlot for a much more romantic reason. How will Twilight react to the sudden revelation of her mentor's love, and how she manipulated and tricked her. But most importantly, how will she deal with not having a new book? More comedic in the beginning, more serious at the end.
A sequel to Everypony Has Secrets. You could probably not read it and still make sense of the story. Though I would suggest reading the story before reading this one if you want to understand the premise of this story.
Special thanks to prereaders: That_One_Brony and TeXXy
Also thank to: My friend Nolan who has helped me with some small details in various stories and for listening to me complain about everything.
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How to Troll Your Dragon
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1,900 words · 755 views
· Twilight gets a new hobby, trolling. Who better to do it to than Spike? So with the help of her friends, family and even her mentor she will spend her free time pranking, conning and tricking her personal assistant. Expect everypony to be really out of character!
Special thanks to prereader: That_One_Brony
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Everypony Has Secrets
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2,772 words ( 2 chapters ) · 2,297 views
· Celestia, like all ponies, has secrets. Though they aren't secrets if they don't stay, secret. One day, when Luna stumbles upon her secret by accident it will change the life of not just her, but her student Twilight Sparkle.
This somehow started as a story about Celestia and Luna going broke, don't ask me how it turned into this, I honestly have no idea. The story turned out as basically the prologue to every Twilestia story where Twilight goes back to Canterlot because Princess Celestia sends her a letter.
Special Thanks to: That_One_Brony, my awesome prereader!
Additional tags: [One Shot] [Twilestia]
August 15: Some grammar edits.
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A Difficult Choice
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4,786 words ( 3 chapters ) · 318 views
· This story is continued from my previous story A Broken Wing. After a terrible argument you go back to Cloudsdale where you meet Soarin. Will you ever be able to go back to Braeburn, or are you going to run off with the famous Wonderbolt? Th choice is yours.
In this story it is possible for you to lose or to end up with either of them. If you don't like the ending you got then try again. Though I will warn you a choice you make will not immediately cause you to lose, it may take a long amount of time before you do. So have fun, and try not to end up by yourself.
I have decided to let you, the viewers, decide what happens. The choices will be listed in the story, you will have one week to vote. Then the new chapter will be written, more if there's. The ending it totally up to you.
M/M shipping, second person
Special Thanks to: That_One_Brony for pre-reading
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The Great and Powerful Trixie
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· I wake up way too early, obvious choice, go back to sleep. Not so much, this time there's something different. A little blue (unicorn) pony that keeps referring to herself in the third person.
Special Thanks to: That_One_Brony for proof reading and my friend Nolan for inspiring me.
Teen for: Strong Language, Reference(s) to Drug Use and Making Fun of Ponies.
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Hello sir or madame,
I am Obsidian Raindrop the creator of a group known as The Great and Not Obsessive Trixie I am here to ask if you would like your story to be added to my group.
The only requirements are:
1. You have a story about Trixie and she is not completely obsessing over her lose at the hands of Twilight. (She can hate that she lost to twilight and even try and beat again but she just can't be be so obsessive like she is in most stories. )
2. She may be a supporting character or a main character it does not matter.
3. i can`t think of a third thing
It's me Osidian again asking you guys to do stuff you don't want to.
1. tell me the name of your story and the one folder you want it in
2. join the group it is really cool and we'll soon get a banner up
3. fallow because it will boost my confidence
Sorry to all those who either received this email twice or who don`t have trixie as a main or supporting character. Also just PM me if you want your story added.
Yours truly, Obsidian Raindrop
>>194521 I have no response.
>>194145
>>194140 Touché. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. I just had to use that, seemed appropriate.
>>1940421. Boredom and way too much free time
2. Problems are for hoes. Are you a hoe? Do you have problems?
>>193963 Just wondering two things:
What your intent by doing that.
If you have one, what is your problem with me?
>>193935Pertinent? That means... Applicable. Relevant. Similar words. By the way(just a fair warning, no harm is intended by this, seriously here.), just by simple google search I dug this up: http://pastebin.com/tg8QA1Wq
[11/5/12 8:35:42 PM] Feasttalon: Oh my
[11/5/12 8:36:18 PM] Feasttalon: *Feasty looks up at his master's large length*
[11/5/12 8:37:09 PM] Feasttalon: *He slowly extends his tongue and licks the head of his master's length, it tastes subtly of salt*
[11/5/12 8:37:34 PM] zel: it is probably because of the ocean, it had to cross whole atlantic.
[11/5/12 8:37:42 PM] Feasttalon: Yes master
From the skype name, I found this:
[INFO] Feasttalon [69.119.152.199]
From the IP I found a log with this:
Optimum Online (Cablevision Systems)
You have 2 registered abuse notices at that IP for internet harassment, filed at abuse@optonline.net
You live in Dayton(unconfirmed)
You may want to start going incognito. Anyways, since there is absolutely nothing to be done with this info aside from booting or DoSing(which is pointless), back to my ranting:
You're a pretentious dickwipe. You're a bitch. You have very few friends. Why do you even try
>>193876 In the words of Morgan Freeman, "I don't give a shit." I have way too much school work to do, unless you have something interesting or pertinent to cell me shut the fuck up and leave me alone.
>>171112
You are a stupid fucking fuckhead. That is the only comeback you have ever had. I have been watching you for some time now. You're a fucking idiot. You never have any idea what is going on anywhere. Your little circlejerk of friends? Yeah, you're the minority. They are all smart. They have futures. You do-fucking-not. You can play golf, but in reality you probably suck. You can do math, but that is a vague fucking subject for profession. You insult others but you really can not do shit in life. You are going NOWHERE. You're a pretentious, anal-retentive, overzealous fucking ricenigger. Fuck. You.
>>170924 And I quote, "Fuck you."