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TheAuthorGl1m0 theauthorgl1m0@gmail.com TheAuthorGl1m0 theauthorgl1m0 http://mlpmst.weebly.com TheAuthorGl1m0 MLPMSTArchive
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Salutations, benefactors! I am TheAuthorGl1m0. I write fanfics, so that you don't have to. I not only like to write them, I'm also quite fond of reading all the good ones... and making fun of the bad ones. Call it mean-spirited if you will, but eh, it's a hobby. When not writing, I can be found either playing video games, watching TV, and reading stuff.

I also happen to be the founder of The MLP/MST Archive, a site run by me (with Fallen Prime's help of course! :D) that is dedicated to the collection and archiving of pony-related MSTs of fanfiction. But that's not all there is to see, oh no. Why not drop in for a visit, and submit some riffs to expand our archive?

Speaking of riffing, I've recently decided to try my hand (hoof?) at some good ol' fashioned snark at some story's expense. If you wanna pester me to riff a fic in the comments... then go right ahead. I'll make a note of it.

Also, I'm creating a tulpa now. If you don't care, don't ask. But I'm sure you'll come to know her as time goes on. ;)

And now, for those random facts you've been craving (or not):

Best Pony: Applejack

Best Filly: Scootaloo

Best BG Pony: Derpy

Best Princess: Luna

Best Episode: Sleepless in Ponyville

Ditzy or Derpy?: Why not both?

Favorite Music Genres: Rock, Techno, Eurobeat, VGM

Favorite Brony Musicians: Poni1Kenobi, Eurobeat Brony, H8_Seed, WoodenToaster, All Levels at Once, Aviators

Favorite Shows: MLP:FiM, Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Doctor Who, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mythbusters

Favorite Authors: Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, H.G. Wells

Favorite Videogame Series: Katamari Damacy, Pokemon, Final Fantasy, EarthBound/Mother

Currently trying to beat: Bioshock: Infinite

Also, because some of my IRL friends have been constantly bugging me about how the hell my username is pronounced, I'll put that to rest right here, right now: It's just "The Author" followed by "Gl1m0". Which is pronounced "Glimo", as in "Glee-mo". Which is my last name. I'm so creative. :P

...and fezzes are still cool. That is all.

A Sampling of My Favorites

[Sad] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Slice of Life]
A changeling needs the help of Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy to avoid imprisonment.
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[Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Twilight slowly loses her mind as preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration go horribly wrong.
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure]
A My Little Pony/Luigi's Mansion Crossover
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[Adventure]
Sweetie Belle plans on learning the basics of magic, but what she discovers is so much more.
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Look on my works ye mighty, and despair.

Mystery ZEJ Theater 3000

This is just a small collaborative project I set up on the forums I used to frequent (and now just kind of lurk around). It's an MST-thing akin to Fan/fic/ Theater 3000, where Google Docs with fanfics are set up to be riffed by the community at large. It's not very high on my list of priorities, as it's just a "side project" to enable some folks to partake in some good riffing. It won't focus entirely on MLP, however; ANY fanfic from ANY fandom is liable to be added to the list. Please note, ANYONE can join in and riff, so don't be (Flutter)shy.

Mystery ZEJ Theater Main Doc

- Cupcakes [in-progress]

- IT'S MY LIFE

- My Immortal

- Half Life Full Life Consequences

Riffs from the Cutting Room Floor

Canon Riffs:

Ep.01: Twilight and Pinkie's Awkward Date

Ep.02: Oh to be Old Again (Chapter 1)

Ep.03: My Harshwhinnial [Part 1 / Part 2]

Non-Canon:

- Dirty Sexy Pony

- Applejack Is Full Of Squirrels (co-riff with Luigilewis889)

In-Progress Riffs:

- The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo (co-riff with Something Eight)

- My Harshwhinnial, Part 2

- An upcoming Riffverse-wide event...

To be done whenever:

- Applejack the Stallion, by Fattymagee1

- A Fun Day!, by DontWannaKnow

- A Core of an Apple, by ReaperofSouls42

- Pinkie Watches Paint Dry, by AbsoluteAnonymous

- Rainbow's Day Off, by Rainboom_Flash

- A Chance Encounter, by Rainboom_Flash

- [N/A]

Cutting Room Floor on FiMFiction

[Comedy] [Random] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
Hidden below the surface of Equestria, two miles underhoof, is a secret that no one ever knew about. It's the place where all realms of bad writing are sent to be processed and stored, safe from the public. This place... is the Cutting Room Floo
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Took us long enough to get around to this. :P Technically it's not even completely finished, but eh, me and Luigilewis889 took on one of SS&E's more recent offerings, Applejack Is Full Of Squirrels. Yes, it's exactly as strange as it sounds. Technically, while this is BNT42K canon, it's also partially Cutting Room Floor canon as well. Anyway, you can find our riff of the story HERE.

Coming Soon (to a mystery theater near you):

- Part 2 of My Harshwhinnial

- Chapter 1 + 2 of The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo (with Something Eight)

- An upcoming riffverse-wide event...

Keep tabs on updates, folks!

-TheAuthorGl1m0

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These are my stories. You should totally read 'em, just because.


Amnesia: The Equine's Shadow

As I wake up, my head aches and my throat burns. Where am I? How did I get here?

Blurry memories of pain and suffering fade in and out as I try to identify my surroundings. There is a vague familiarity to the place but I don't know why.

I begin to ask myself many things. What am I doing here? Where is "here"? Why can't I remember anything? Why can I not even remember my name?

All the same, I can only manage to recall but a few precious memories. Something is very wrong with this place. And my friends—friends whose names I do not even remember—are in terrible danger. Something very bad has happened to this place and everypony in it. My body becomes cold and I am denied every other thought except for one:

I must escape.


My first FIMFiction-submitted story, and my first MLP-centric fic... so, hooray! The story more-or-less borrows themes and concepts from Amnesia: The Dark Descent, while at the same time remaining in the MLP:FiM universe.

Cover art was done up in Paint.NET by me, with some miscellaneous touch-ups in GIMP. "Amnesia: The Dark Descent" is a trademark of Frictional Games. "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is a trademark of Hasbro.

For all interested, CrazedRambling is doing a reading of Amnesia: The Equine's Shadow! Links to the chapters he has read are provided below.

Chapter I: Rainfall

Chapter II: Memory

Chapter III: Fear

Chapter IV: Heart

Chapter V: Hunted

Chapter VI: Pain

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Adventures In Text

It's no secret that Rainbow Dash is a huge fan of everypony's favorite explorer, Daring Do. But could there possibly be anything more awesome than the many books in the series?

One day, Twilight discovers an old copy of the Infocolt text adventure, "Daring Do & The Search for the Emerald Equine" in the Library's storage room, and, knowing the extents of Rainbow Dash's love for the Daring Do series, she gives it to the pegasus to play on her old Mareintosh computer for a while.

But how will Rainbow fare in the lost world of interactive text adventures? Will she fall victim to the dreaded "unwinnable scenario"? Or will Rainbow Dash actually succeed in the most 'hooves-on book' she's ever read?

...And what about her friends? When there aren't any strategy guides to reach for, will they be willing to help Rainbow during the many pitfalls on her virtual journey through oceans of text? And will she ever stop playing and just take a break?!


This was originally intended to be a one-shot, but I ended up coming up with more ideas than I could fit into something that could be considered a short story. :P An so, it's now a not-so-epic tale of RD's new interest in an old text video game. Who'd have thunk?

The "Mareintosh" cover was created by me. "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is owned by Hasbro; the franchise, the characters, and locations of said franchise present in this fic do not belong to me. I am merely borrowing these properties.

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Doctor Whooves: Beyond the Nth Dimension

Of all the possible dimensions, planets, and places the Doctor had explored throughout his years of existence, none were quite like the pony-populated Equestria. A world of peace, harmony, friendship, and so much more. Long-since adapted into his equine-shaped twelfth incarnation, the Time Lord has come to accept this pony-filled land as a second home. And as such, he has sworn to protect it from whatever danger may occur.

However, trouble is beginning to brew on the horizon. The TARDIS is damaged after a rough voyage, and an attempt by Twilight to fix it only results in more problems for the Doctor to solve. Not only that, but it would seem that the TARDIS has had a few curious pony stowaways. But rather than throw them out, (or letting them simply leave) the Doctor decides to bring them all along as his new companions. And not a moment too soon, as a new danger from beyond threatens to uproot the very foundations of Equestria... that is, the foundations of its past!

Can the Doctor and his 'crew' stop the alien threat? But how can they do that if the enemy can bend even reality itself to their will? Should everypony have just stayed in bed today? The answers lie beyond the mysterious Nth Dimension...


Cover art made by myself, using Paint.NET (pony sprites weren't drawn by me, though). "Doctor Who" is owned by the BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation). "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is owned by Hasbro.

EDIT (March 6, 2013): Updated the shorthand description with something more "fitting", and upgraded the rating to Teen. There's nothing much to justify the rating change at the moment, but in the future things WILL take a turn for the dark.

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Wanna talk? I got time.

#465713 · 6w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>465707 Hey, thanks a bunch! It means a lot to hear such nice things. :twilightsmile:

#465707 · 6w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hey, I gotta say, I'm really impressed by your Amnesia: The Equine's Shadow story! Keep up the awesome work! :pinkiehappy:

#449906 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>449899 You're welcome. I look forward to it. :raritywink:

#449902 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>449870 Thank you for the belated welcome, good sir! And you're very much welcome for the follow, as well! Oh, and you don't need to thank me; helping out the riffing community is a pleasure in and of itself. :twilightsmile:

#449899 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>449785

Much obliged for all the kind words! Hope you enjoy some of the new stories I've got cooking, as well as whatever old ones I continue later.

College keeps sucking up my time!

#449870 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·
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I realize that you've been here for a while, so please allow me to offer you a late welcome! Better late than never!

Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!

Welcome welcome welcome! I say, how do you do?

Welcome welcome welcome to a choice you won't regret!

Welcome welcome welcome to FIMFiction.net!

:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Thanks for following me, TheAuthorGI1m0!:yay:

I really appreciate it and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

I also love MLP:FiM, Phineas and Ferb and MST3K!

Thanks for all the work you do with MLP fanfiction riffing!

#449785 · 7w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>448443 Oh KillerSteel, why do I follow thee? Let me count the ways...

Well, you're a fellow riffer, for one. That, and a pretty good writer on top of that. Also, I just like getting on people's good sides. But seriously though, you seem like a pretty cool guy to me. Oh, and you're quite welcome. :twilightsmile:

>>448562 Provided I can make time with my schedule (which I most likely can, seeing as how I'm out of school now), then sure, I'd love too!

#448562 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·
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Hmm, I see that you have "The Many Secret Origins of Scootaloo" in your riff queue. Would you mind collaborating?

#448443 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·
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My 100th stalker! Fuck, this feels great!

Very much obliged, my friend! I've hit my very first milestone, thanks to you!

Though I must ask what'd inspire you to follow this one crazy author of possible thousands.

#359085 · 14w, 5d ago · · ·
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Thank you so much for the Watch! I promise to keep doing my best to deserve it!:twilightsmile:

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