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User ID: 1,754
Registered: 5th Oct 2011
Last Seen: 1h, 12m ago
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The Equestrian Gentlecolt is the pen name of the ponysona of a human whose special talent is computer programming (that's me!). His own special talent is apparently writing, so he gets the dubious honor of going through life with a quill or a book or some equally dull image permanently engraved onto his butt. He tends to keep it covered when he goes out in public, and doesn't really like to talk about it. He swears he isn't nearly as stuffy and boring as having a writing cutie mark makes him out to be, but going everywhere dressed up doesn't really do much for first impressions either.

Behind the ponysona is a human in his late 20s. I'm a programmer by trade, and my hobby is whatever catches my attention at the moment. I have a high school education, but got bored of college partway through the first semester and decided to jump right to making my job full-time. I'm the type of person who tries to run before he can walk, and often manages to fake it well enough to not fall over. Right now I'm pretending to be a writer, because I want to contribute something to bronydom, and I had a few ideas for fanfics. Wish me luck!

Proofreading / Editing Information

Yep, I'm an editor too! For those who may be interested in having me check over your work, I'll be keeping this space updated with information to help you decide if I'm the editor for you, and a general idea of how much I've got in my queue.

Overview

My dream for FIMFiction is a feature box that always shows 5 top quality stories. Since I'm not a particularly prolific writer myself, I want to supplement my own modest contributions toward that dream by providing some proofreading for other authors. I'll take any type of story. I'm a firm believer that any genre or premise can shine if it's done right.

Preferred References

Chicago Manual of Style (16th Edition)

Merriam-Webster Online

MLP:FiM Wiki

Current Workload

Way behind. Everything happening to me has eaten my editing time right up, and I'm missing (admittedly self-imposed) deadlines left and right. I can't, in good conscience, promise to help with any new fics right now. I probably wouldn't be able to get anything done on it for like a month after I took it. Sorry.

Stuff I Wrote


Perfect For Me

Twilight Sparkle just can't find enough time in the day. She has to study friendship for the Princess, hang out with her five friends, and juggle her own hobbies and interests besides. But when a novel solution presents itself in the form of an experimental new spell, will it solve her time crunch, or will she be distracted even further?

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Guilty as Charged

Equestria faces its first murder trial in over five hundred years. But why? What could drive a pony to kill? Only the killer himself can tell us. And nopony is going to like his answer.

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6,677 words ( 3 chapters ) · 864 views  ·  94  ·  13  · 

A Very Special Day in Canterlot

Twilight Sparkle tells a certain very special pony in her life how much she loves her. For my mother, without whom I might never have started writing.

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Becoming Alicorn

Princess Celestia helps to fill in some of the blanks between the founding of Equestria and the present day. A story of why "alicorn" has two seemingly very different meanings, and how the world's two Alicorn Ponies came to be.

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Ponies Visit McDonald's

Improbably often, ponies arrive on Earth in a fairly private place, with one or two witnesses at most. This time, they came out in the middle of a crowded McDonald's.

I had a toothache and got it into my head to try to write a trollfic. Turns out I don't have the mindset to write a proper trollfic. I got this instead.

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My Little Roommate

Renting the supposedly-haunted "Apartment 13" may not have been the best idea, but it has certainly been the most interesting. David Clarkston and Key Lime are the most unlikely of roommates, but they're united by two common threads: they both needed a place to stay, and they both needed a friend.

A/N: This is a work of random inspiration one evening. I have no idea where it came from. Marked "On Hiatus" because I make no promises that I'll continue it, but it seemed interesting enough to be worth sharing.

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4,783 words ( 3 chapters ) · 1,856 views  ·  37  ·  0  · 

A Perfectly Ordinary Day in Ponyville

When Twilight Sparkle first arrived in Ponyville, she thought every pony there was crazy. Nowadays, she fits right in. This is the story of a normal day in her new home.

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The LUNA Project

A science fiction story about how a fantasy world came to be. An alicorn foal awakens alone in a world that sentient life has long since left behind. This story follows Luna through her foalhood in the strange world, her quest for knowledge about who and what she is, and what happens when she finally finds her answers and makes the trip to the beautiful new world that her sister now rules.  

Cover image: Luna in the Sky with Diamonds by Noctudelic

Author's note: This was my first story, and even though it's complete now, feedback is still very much appreciated. My biggest goal here is to continuously improve, so every two cents helps.

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I was reminded recently of a very useful tip for writing, or for any creative endeavor. Even if you know an idea won't pan out as a top-notch story, even if it's just one thought or a single scene, there can still be a lot to gain from writing out a quick draft with it. At the very least, you'll probably end up with some interesting bits you can use elsewhere! Take this for example:

My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. I was born three months and six days ago.

It was nighttime when I awoke. My friends were there.

I didn’t realize what had happened at first, so swept up in the magic of the moment. I had done it! I’d completed the unfinished masterpiece of Star Swirl the Bearded himself, and I’d made Princess Celestia proud.

And then, as if the evening couldn’t have gotten any better, I found out that not only had I transformed myself into an alicorn, I’d become a princess myself. Me, a princess! Every young filly dreams of becoming a princess one day. I certainly had; from the moment I’d seen Princess Celestia raise the sun, I’d wanted to become just like her.

Of course, most fillies eventually give up on that dream and move on to more mundane aspirations, for one very good reason: It’s impossible. A pony can’t change her race any more than she can change her cutie mark. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

The next month was a whirlwind of activity. I was shipped off to Canterlot, fitted for a beautiful new royal regalia--courtesy of Rarity, of course--and introduced to the world as Princess Twilight Sparkle. I got my own set of guards, my own section of the palace, and they’re even starting construction on a Twilight Sparkle wing in the Canterlot archives! But even with all that going on, most of my time was spent in the best way it possibly could be: with my friends. I can honestly say that it was the happiest month of my life.

There have only been two others to compare it to, so there wasn’t exactly much competition. But I’m getting ahead of myself again.

It wasn’t until the middle of my second month as a princess that I started thinking back to before my transformation. I don’t know what set my mind going in that direction, but one quiet night after my friends had gone to bed, the thought struck me: What had happened to me, really?

Nothing in the spell mentioned growing wings. Nothing had warned me that I’d become a princess, that my whole life would be turned upside-down. All it had said was that I would fulfill my destiny. But what had my destiny been?

I opened Star Swirl’s book again. I poured through its pages and reread each word, the old and the new. I traced and retraced every detail of the spell, followed every path that it described, and every time, it ended with the answer that I had been dreading. I cast my memory back, reliving the moment again and again, searching for some detail that would let me deny what had happened.

It was an incredible moment. I’ll never forget the feeling of friendship. My friends were there with me, and they were more than with me. I don’t think I can really describe it, but try to imagine being caught in a big group hug with all your best friends, and then multiply that by a thousand. I felt like I had never been lonely in my life, and I never could be, because they had always been there with me, and always would be.

But what was truly amazing was the magic that came from it. Ponies have always said that friendship is magic, and yes, we’ve found many ways to use the bonds between ponies as powerful magical conduits, but nobody had ever found a way to actually create magic directly from friendship. Until now. Now there was an infinite wellspring of it pouring into me, as fast as I could drink it in. More than I had ever touched before. More than any one pony could possibly need. More than any one pony could possibly contain.

I never saw the scorch mark. Spike had cleaned it off the floor of the library by the time I got a chance to return there. I’ve been told, though, that it was in the shape of my cutie mark. A fitting tribute to the late Twilight Sparkle, though I might have preferred something more permanent.

I suppose that’s where I come in.

The soul that had once been Twilight Sparkle was met on the other side of the veil by the image of her beloved mentor, Princess Celestia. I don’t know if it was truly her, or an illusion conjured up in my own mind. I’ve been meaning to ask her, but there never seems to be a good time to bring up a subject like that. What a nice party, by the way, remember that time when I was dead?

Regardless, we walked together there, traversing the hallway of what my life had been. My joys and sorrows, my successes and failures, they were all there. Things that I had forgotten or tried to forget, and things that no pony but me should ever be privy to, it was all laid bare before us.

I was judged in that place. Of that, I have no doubt. Whether it was by Princess Celestia, or by some even greater power, I do not know. What I do know is that, by some great cosmic fluke, I was deemed worthy of the life I had lost, and of the power I had awakened.

But no pony may pass three times through the veil. This, I also know. Birth and death are two sides of one immutable coin, and never shall there be a third. Twilight Sparkle would never return to Equestria. Her destiny had been fulfilled, and her story was over.

I wonder now if that had always been Princess Celestia’s intent. To craft within a mortal pony a soul that could become an immortal. To raise a unicorn who could give rise to an alicorn. I can bear her no ill will for it, but the more I think about it, the stronger my suspicion becomes that she had known all along that this would be my fate.

Twilight Sparkle’s destiny had been to die. To die, so that I could be born.

Her soul was reshaped, molded to fit a new body, and a new destiny. There was no pain--I don’t think that such a thing as pain exists on that side of the veil--but it was an utterly disconcerting process to say the least. Her mind survived intact, as far as I know, and it and her memories are now with me, and of me. I am what she became. A second iteration, if you will.

My name is Princess Twilight Sparkle. I was born three months and six days ago, on the day that Twilight Sparkle died.

Not bad. I gave the idea a chance, and I not only got a neat little short to share on my blog, it lead me to a few much more interesting ideas. Like, what if her memories hadn't survived intact? What if she had come back missing memories, or even better, with memories that weren't her own? Now we're onto something way cooler than just Twilight suffering an identity crisis because of her reincarnation.

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#312990 · 19w, 1d ago · · ·
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I'm the type of person who tries to run before he can walk, and often manages to fake it well enough to not fall over. Right now I'm pretending to be a writer, because I want to contribute something to bronydom, and I had a few ideas for fanfics.

For someone who has written some great stories, you've faked it pretty good. And I know that you're a pretty cool guy. I don't need much to learn that.

I'm the Approver, and I approve this message.

#243849 · 25w, 4d ago · · ·
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Hello, hello! Thanks for reading and faving Our Gifts! I hope you have a great holiday season!:moustache::twilightsheepish:

#221199 · 27w, 4d ago · · ·
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I'd like to thank you for Faving my story Certain Advantages! I really am grateful that you would!:twilightsmile:

#212272 · 28w, 3d ago · · ·
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Twilight is the best pony compared to the rest. That is my most personal opinion. But what you did with your most current story touched a part of me that could never be touched. Words are a powerful thing depending how they are put together. And I must say, the words you used were the most lethal force from beginning to end.

I thank you for that. Keep it up.

#162478 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>162467

So for all intends and purposes Equestria is doomed.

Oh well, judging for the description, it was just a matter of time before Equestria's end, unless of course there was some kind of narnia-type ending in the works.

#162467 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>162459 it stopped at what I would call one of the worst places to stop. There was hope, and it was just extinguished. But now the readers will never know what becomes of Equestria after this tragic incident.

#162459 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>162253

"Reads description"

Jesus, that story sounds as depressing as it does awesome, was it left death on some kind of cliffhanger?

Anyway, as for me that would be "The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle", such a shame really, since it was actually starting to wrap up...

#162253 · 34w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>160935 Equestria's Twilight. That one hit me far more than the others.

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