I know you've all seen this abomination:

Now, I know most of you are thinking :"Uhhh...you shouuld, lak, watch it bafur judgiiiin'." Here's a problem with that. Already, look at the location. I mean, I would've found that awesome if Twilight ended up in our world and was trying to adapt to the surroundings as best she could, actually getting a humie-chrysalis to help her along the way, but what the hellstrom is this? She's already thrown in the most cliché, boring, uninteresting, and bland environments of all time: A high school.

Want some proof on its awfulness? Watch the disney channel for an hour.

*survival not guaranteed after the first fifteen minutes

Then look at disney's past shows. Every cartoon got the high school BS, even Kuzco! And the Aztecs didn't even have schools!

Next, let's observe the upcoming characters. Just looking at Twilight's cliché "Oh, I tumbled and haphazardly fell into a purdy boeh's arms!". I already see where this is going.

Next, what the hell are Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom doing in a high school? (They looked so cute before! WHY?! I shall feast upon their or-) Inconsistency. I already know what Celestia and Luna will be (because, obviously, rulers in an alternate dimension will most likely be principals/headmasters in a lowly school. Anything's possible, but not to this extent). Discord will most likely be the crazy janitor a-la Ned from nickelodeon(which is VERY funny...North Korea didn't force me to say this. It was of my own choice. <.<  >.>  >.<) and Chrysalis? Probably a biology teacher. SUCH GREAT THINGS TO WATCH! Oh wait, I can do that in real life! I'M MY OWN TV SHOW!

Next, there's this bully...thing...that is picking on Twilight after seeing her...Really? Not only is she so bland she's actually 0.5 dimensional (Yes. That's a thing. Screw you, I'm part of the World of Illogic. I DON'T ABIDE BY YO RULES!), but she looks...weird. Really weird. I look at her and I can't lock my eyes onto any features. I don't know why. Another thing that bothers me is, why is Spike a dog? I don't get it. Does this mean that he is nothing but a pet to Twilight? There's somethin' shady goin' on 'round here. If the two's acting was like this, maybe:

BUT IT ISN'T! It's another teen-drama 'bout kids we don't care about! It's so boring that I would gladly watch paint dry VOLUNTARILY!

And what's the last ingredient fort the napalm strike? No. It's not a jet. It's the fact that Twilight is literally thrown into the "let's go make you queen of the prom" or whatever boring stuff like that just to get her crown? Yeah. Okay. I'll just tie my limbs to these horses and let the soldiers pull me apart. I'll feel more here than watching the prom thing.

One more thing, don't do the "this is for little girls" type thing. Even they wouldn't watch such a bland thing. I'll do the test, too. I know how to. Oh, and want one more surprise? What is every single girl wearing? Look closely. You'll see.

All in all, what is my verdict? SEND IN THE RUSSIANS!

THEN THE SCRIN!

THEN SEND THEM TO TARTARUS!

THEN SEND IN THE BERSERKERS OF KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

I recall many of you harassing me for the sequel. Here it is. The harassing seems false, now.

So I started a collab with Sharky White to help work up my brain. We made a story that's sort of a crossover with his "My better life" and seeing as Psycho can cross dimensions thanks to the World of Illogic...

I'm hoping that a few of you read it and pummel the down-thumbers because Illogic is never far!

No. I'm not leaving. I think I already established that prank before. No. I'm not done writing. No. It's not an author's block either. I'm just bored. The ideas for te stories are still there, but the sequences to reach each point are still hidden somewhere and my sub-concious refuses to show them.

So, in the mean time, I've been wanting to do collab stories. Yes. I know there's that other story that still has people in the list, but I'm just not feeling it with that right now. I've been doing a bit too much dark (no. I'm not depressed because of that. I'm just getting really creepy character ideas. I even have a little surprise for you guys when its checked). So, if anyone wants to do a little collab story (no clop or romance, nor slice of life. Those are boring), I'd be happy to join in, so long as you don't press your escape button to flee in the process (I'm looking at an old story...). I already have a gdocs file ready.

You all remember the white changeling, aka, The Unknown? I've been trying to find something to inspire me for his story, and I found it. My imagination goes rushing when I listen to music I like, so I found his theme, as bizarre as it may sound to you. Prepare for his story.

(by Samaru163)

You aren't the only one who suggested those, BelgianBrony. I'M NOT MAKING ANY F***ING CLOP FICS! I DON'T CARE WHAT'S SO READ HERE! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A FAVORITE ON THIS SITE!

I. AM. NOT. MAKING. CLOP.

(You know who is aimed at with this)

(As for TwizzleDragon's question, refresh the page and watch the videos again)

My stories get no attention anymore. My old stories got attention months ago, and my new stories get next-to-no attention no matter the moment I post them.

Are my stories that boring now? The six who still read them, I'm not complaining about, but it brings nothing new. I need new, fresh readers that just aren't coming in this dried up lake anymore.

Check this out, and listen to this while reading

So, I've noticed people kicking and screaming about what's happened, what with the shitty last episode that explained nothing. Don't worry, I have a one-shot planning on morphing the last episode the way I expected it (and hopefully, the way everyone else expected it) while still taking into account the elements of the original episode.

Anyways, many think the mane 6 would be kicked aside to allow new characters to come in. Not only would that piss off Lauren (but she won't show it. The Illogic reaches everywhere and knows everything. Eehehee), but that would definately piss off the fans, and if we leave, mlp:fim will die. Therefore, I took five minutes (this isn't a joke nor to brag. It took me five minutes to feed my animals as I lost my concentration at one point) to think of the endless possibilities of what might happen:

But seriously, think about it. Now that's she's a princess along with Luna, Cadence, and Empress Celestia (you saw that big-ass crown. Admit it), she has no limits to what she can do, physically.

She might need to go to a new country to discuss things with them, like trading, but she'll call on her friends to help her, and catastrophes ensue. Such as the train leading to the location derailing and stranding everybody in Saddle Arabia until they find help. Then, there's the possibility that, after their reconciliation, Twilight will take Trixie in as a student (I know you guys like this idea.) or as a partner if she's still learning under Celestia. Twilicorn might need to throw a welcoming party for an emissary of another country and have to ask Pinkie Pie, which, knowing her needs, stress everypony out.

She might need an ingredient for a new spell, and will need Applejack and Fluttershy to help her get these, bringing in new creatures from new forests as well as new locations. At one moment, she might even need to call upon Discord (WHICH I REQUIRE) to help her travel to some unknown and frightening location, as well as annoy the shit out of her, hell, they might become good friends, and he might start appearing at irregular intervals.

When one thinks about it, King Sombra wasn't really destroyed in the end. He could be a returning bad guy (with actual personality! Order now and get a mini-chwysalis for free!) and try to manipulate Twilight again to destroy Spike, seeing as he was the cause for his defeat. He might even return with a spell to trap Discord in stone again (for COUNTER-TROLLING) until he is officially defeated or stripped of his power.

We might even get an episode centered around Luna and Twilight getting more aquainted .

()

I meant like learning things together, or playing together, you sick-fuck.

Hell, we might even get a death-centered (or undead bad-guy who recreates Nightmare Moon just to destroy Luna and Celestia. I'd also love to see the Nippon(Japan) of Equestria as well.

Although, Hasbro HAS been pulling troll moves as of late...I wouldn't count on them having anything other than the money virus EA caught at its creation...

What be yer thoughts upon this?

And I must say that I liked the way the show is going, BUT WHY ALL THE GODDAMN SINGING?! THE SINGING! I HATE SINGING AND THERE'S A SONG EVERY TWO FUCKING MINUTES! IT RUINED THE EPISODE FOR ME!

The  gumball machine is me just trying to appreciate the episode, and Rigby is the incessant coming of songs.