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History of His Greatness


User ID: 30,456
Registered: 1st May 2012
Last Seen: 10s ago
Story views: 1,588

[Redacted By Order of The Magus de PROFUGUS]

Goals, Milestones/Achievements, and General Ego Stroking

GOALS:

1. Have Twenty Followers.

2. Complete A Multi-Chapter Story

3. Complete a One-Shot

4. Receive Hate Mail

5. Receive Chainmail

6. Have Someone I'm Watching Watch Me

MILESTONES:

1. Created Account

2. Published Story

3. Garnered Followers

4. Was Compared to Terry Pratchett by Some Guy on the Internet

5. Made Someone Laugh

6. Reviewed Someone Else's Story

EGO STROKING:

1. Best Author Ever - Gamespot

2. He Gave Us Money, Great Guy - IGN

3. Almost as Cool as Rainbow Dash - LutaScoot

4. Heith a Prhetty Shwell Ghuy - Stiwt

5. I'd Do Him - Drames

6. I'd Put More Here but That Would Waste Space - The Magic Hobo

7. :rainbowwild: - Unidentified Flaunting Organism

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Comments

#436058 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·
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Profugus...? What's goin' on Hobo!? D:

#428471 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·
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The Magus de PROFUGUS

#412150 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>412132

Say who what radio?

And thank you!

Carry On

#412132 · 6w, 6d ago · · ·
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Sup Hobo, heard of you on Wastelanders Weekly and now I've found you here. :>

Funny stuff all around.

#401720 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·
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I'm going to assume this Gold status is some cruel joke on the part of the moderators. And Obama.

Obviously they are taunting me with precious metals to drive home my crippling poverty and Ramen Noodle life-style.

Carry On

#401616 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·
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WHY IS EVERYTHING GOLDEN!?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!

Carry On

#373134 · 10w, 23h ago · · ·
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>>372022

I vow to one day do just that.

Call me radical.

Carry On

#372022 · 10w, 1d ago · · ·
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I, too, like potatoes. We should not, however, start a group for bronies who like potatoes and stories about ponies. That would be going too far. :derpyderp1:

#282496 · 18w, 1d ago · 1 · ·
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>>282472

It was an excellent read, and an interesting take on Derpy's character.

Carry On

#282472 · 18w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for having favourited Avalon! :ajsmug:

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