This is Just Too Good! · 5:09am
Christian priests these days.
Cave is a sixteen-year old, airsoft-playing, anti-brony who constantly gets annoyed by all of the conversations he hears regarding My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from his friends who recently became bronies. As if things couldn't get any worse, he suffers a mysterious bike accident while on his way to an airsoft game and ends up in the fresh-air smelling, sugary sweet land known as Equestria. Now, he must find out how he got there, especially a way to escape the land of ponies, or else he just may be stuck there forever! As much as he is very ticked off to be stranded in his worst nightmare, he may, at some point, realize that his brony friends may be right about the show after all. But for now, it's him, his airsoft gun, a bunch of girly ponies, and one heck-of-an adventure.
NOTE: The story takes place BEFORE the return of the Crystal Empire. Characters will be added as soon as they appear in the story.
Rated: Teen for Extreme Action, Suggestive Themes, and ViolenceMore Less
Rainbow Dash claims that she isn't afraid of anything. But Applejack begs to differ. So they bet to find out what can actually scare Rainbow Dash by the end of the day. Winner forces the loser to get over their true fear. But as it starts, Applejack doesn't have any ideas. So Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie decide to help her out. Will they be able to actually scare Equestria's bravest and quickest flier? Well, the only way to answer that is if you read the freaking story.More Less