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User ID: 9,653
Registered: 20th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 14h, 18m ago
Story views: 6,898

Why hello there!

Its me, your friendly neighborhood That One Guy (not the infamous one with the _'s between the words, regrettably), unbelievably lazy writer (when not on vacation) and avid reader of pony.

Of course, my area of expertise when it comes to reading pony would be 'changelings', as pretty much every single story in my favorites screams loudly! I just find the little guys so interesting to read and write about :P

... I suppose that's all I have to say, for now :o

Deviantart: Xaviertrix

LoL (Yus I play a lot :x): Xaviertrix

Email: Xaviertrix@gmail.com

Anything else: PM me :D

My Favoritest Rambles

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In which a nameless changeling, parading as a faceless guard, discovers what it means to be a pony.
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Roseluck seems down on her luck as far as changeling-finding goes. Clearly, she must step up her game.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Sometimes, the stress of helping bickering couples is a bit too much - and what better way for a changeling to relax than a day at the spa?
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Most Recent Rambles


The Incredibly Stressful Life of a Ponyvillian Changeling

Sometimes, Spotlight - or, Psych Ologist, as known by the masses - needs some time to unwind.

And, between bickering couples, Cloud Kicker's horrible aura of train-wreckery and the Cutie Mark Crusader Lemonade Fabricators, 'unwinding' may need a little more than the typical 'Two' he gets from his friends at the Spa.

No, this time, he's getting a Four.

Oh yeah, things just got serious.

Non-canon oneshot set in the Winningverse ~ Title for Chono

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Clover

Perhaps you've heard this line before. Perhaps you'll hear it again.

- Once upon the dead of night, a stranger arrives at Rarity's door.

You've likely read these very words, only worded differently.

- The strange little stranger wants nothing more than to find her place in the puzzle of life.

Delving into this story will likely evoke emotions you've felt so many times before.

- Yet this stranger, this filly, has something to hide.

But somepony'll click on it anyway. I did warn you away.

- A secret that brings nothing but hurt.

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The Thing About Love

Imagine, perchance, that the one you hold dearest to your heart was nothing more than a lie - Would you still love him?

If you came to the sudden realization that the stallion you loved was naught but a mask - Would you doubt the thing behind it?

Now consider you were blinded by anger, fueled by nothing but hatred and rage - Would you remember why you married a monster - before you perform the irreversible?

Perhaps now you can sympathize with Silver Star.

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Normal

Being normal isn't hard.

All you have to do is work at it.

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To Swirl the Stars

Five ponies. A gryphon. A changeling. A dragon.

The apocolypse. The most powerful weapons known to Equestria.

A single tome that holds an unnamed spell.

These are the ingredients it takes to become a legend.

(A short conclusion to an untold tale, set in the Fallout: Equestria universe, all rights reserved. For Ben.)

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Hello people venturing into the blogosphere! (Or my userpage, but what're the chances of that XD)

It may be saddening, but I'm releasing all of the story ideas I never really got around to digging into - this is due completely and 100%'ly to my complete and utter failure as a non-erratic writer :/

One day I may get to some of these (of course I'll likely refrain if someone else borrows one to write, but don't let that be detrimental if you want to :O)

Erm, so lets see... This may be long (and edited at a later date!)

- Anypony ~ 3 unrelated chapters (Anypony You Want/Need/At All), each a different take on the approximately same concept.

Ch1, Fleur De Lis comes up to Fancypants' estate, reveals that she's a changeling, and begs him to take her in as he's the only one who ever showed her compassion during her life on the streets. Minor feels are tugged at, and he accepts so long as she always uses the Fleur disguise in public, and they get together as a couple.

Ch2, Fleur, despite being rich and great, feels powerless to start a (good) company in the stallion-driven Canterlot Elite, and she guiltily black markets in a changeling. Together they bargain out a happy ending - he becomes a pony named Fancypants of a foreign nation's own elite to provide a base for the company that other ponies wouldn't judge as harshly (and he gets all of the love energy). In the end she doesn't actually need his help, but they stay together anyway happily :3.

Ch3, late at night, both Fleur and Fancy discover the other is a changeling with similar living-as-a-pony ideas. Stunned yelling, accusations, and eventually acceptance and realization that the lack of emotion they had been feeling from each other was not because they didn't love each other, but because they were changelings and they don't make love energy, and then a happy sleepytime ending :D

- The Art of Bleeding ~ Medium-long story, changeling hunter mare under the orders of changeling hunter HQ changes her changeling attraction scent, her husband viciously attacks her once she gets home demanding to know what [foreign changeling] had done with the mare. Words are yelled, unchanging charges are fired to reveal him, life story(ies?), mare goes back to HQ and finally realizes that they were supposed to kill those strangely/creepily attracted to her after new scent application from coworker slideshow thing (:/), and then it ends with the married couple saying that its time they changed the world for the better. Optionally, violence as they destroy the HQ and its evil leader(s) shortly after, but unnecessary.

- The Art of Marketting ~ Oneshot, Flip and Flop, two changeling brothers, have run out of changeling hives to try marketing their mechanical inventions through practicality and singing, as is subtly revealed that they're a little too ambitious. They come to the conclusion that Ponies, having three entire variants, must be more accepting of their amazingly useful inventions. And thus are born Flim and Flam. :D

- All it Takes ~ Oneshot. A being sacrifices everything in order to save ___ (The world,special somebody/pony,balance,something). Not my most well-thought-out idea, but if its stylized to an absurd degree, that + the title will make it completely worth it.

- [Never titled 1] ~ Three chapters, the last two being endings.

Ch1, Celestia comes to the conclusion that should another changeling hive invade, Equestria would be powerless. The Love Barrier from the wedding only forced out undisguised changelings, and with the aid of a mysterious scientist pony she builds a giant, precautionary two-part machine within the Mt. Canterlot, designed to 1. Undisguise and force all changelings from Equestria via a ____ pulse, and 2. Soften their fall so they don't just die when this happens. Late in the chapter, it is revealed that the scientist dons a strange chestplate-armor-thing before bed. Chapter concludes with a sleepless and paranoid Celestia in the control room, turning the 'power' dial on the machine from '4' to '9'

Ch2, :) ending, Celestia teleports out for a breather and inadvertently wakes up the scientist. He goes out, still in the chestplate, and after a long 'what would you do if I was actually a changeling' talk from said scientist, he gently undisguised himself and explains that he saw how badly the invasion affected her and would do anything to help her get better. She tries to stay strong after nearly freaking out + realizing he's good, and then breaks out into quiet sobs on his shoulder. After a bit, she rises, and teleports them both to the machine room, and stylistically disables it (the method can vary) The next morning, the scientist accompanies the tired but happy Celestia as she makes the announcement to Equestria: changelings don't have to hide anymore.

Ch3, :( ending, Celestia is missing in the castle. The scientist trades worried glances with random yet specific ponies, and gradually looks around until he looks in the dreaded machine room. There is Celestia, dial on the machine set to 9, with a crazed look on her face. He tries to convince her otherwise, but on her crazed resolve to activate it at the break of dawn, he resigns himself and flies off to his family to say goodbye. She is confused, but doesn't let it hinder her. Right after raising the sun, she hits the button, and every changeling instantly *dies* (too much power into first step of machine), still in their disguises, with hollow eyes and a trickle of green from their mouths. Screams of loved ones ring out, and it turns out that nearly a quarter of the population of Equestria (well she sees Canterlot, and its about a quarter) were actually changelings, including her most trusted guard. She goes to Luna to find comfort, only to find that *she* had been likewise destroyed from within. Yes, much darker than my norm :(

And thats that for now :O!

Remember, if you want to use one, you have to send me a link when its done! (Like I'd ever say no to letting people be creative writers XD)

That One Guy · 54 views · Edited 8w, 9h ago

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#488802 · 4d, 20h ago · · ·
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Hey thanks for adding my story, Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites!

Please keep your arms, hooves and legs inside the cart at all times, in case of emergency, your seat supposedly may be used as a flotation device, ENJOY THE RIDE!:trixieshiftright:

#431734 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thank you for the favorite on Roses are Red! :twilightsmile:

#386894 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>386544

Well it is my kind of humor, I like to call it situational. Making up stuff on the spot based on misconstruing the situation around myself.

Meaning mostly that I turn innocent comments into double entendres on sex, subtle right?

Anyway, my offer is still open if you ever feel like, I've had an idea for a changling story in my head for a while.

#386544 · 8w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>386295

Yeah, those bits were what I wrote the story to embody, and I'm quite glad it worked :pinkiehappy:

The Celestia bit, quite unlike Pinkie's, wasn't planned from the get-go, but the comedy tag was there, and I figured 'why not?' :P

#386295 · 8w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>386254

Yes, I have seen his work and it was wonderful, but that doesn't change my opinion at all.

Also, just saying here, the parts I liked the "A Mote of Dust" were the bits without crazy humor with Celestia. This is not to say that those scenes were bad in any way, in fact they were quite good, but I was really more into the relationship parts in the beginning. I wish you would do more stories like that.

Anyway, enough of this dumb rambling from a fan.    

#386254 · 8w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>386247

Whaaat no way, you've seen Anon Pegasus, and I doubt I can compete with the likes of him XD

Thanks though, it really means a lot to see that even through months of inactivity people still enjoy my ramblings :)

(And that's my favorite too :D)

#386247 · 8w, 2d ago · · ·
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You are now without a single doubt my favorite author on this site, except maybe for darf and a few others but thats only because they write porn very well.

I mean seriously, its hard to best the kind of clop they're making, but you you do it or get close enough.

My favorite of your stories has to be "A Mote of Dust"

Hope to see more soon (why is there no changling emoticons):twilightsmile:

#327888 · 13w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>324340

(Argh, stuck with portable devices for the past few days, wish they had a reply :x)

Yeah, I suppose I missed the style of your other stories (notably Luna and her guard, a pretty big inspiration for my frightening enjoyment of generic guards/changelings with more than one dimension)...

Though don't apologize! (I should be doing that, in all honesty :twilightoops: ) It was a great ride while it lasted, and you'll remain as an author I'll never forget :)

And may you have a have (had?) a happy Hearts n' Hooves day ^_^

#324340 · 13w, 6d ago · · ·
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Ah, I understand. I apologize then, for I've no time to do any other story than The White Rider...

Well, I think that's what you're talking about at least.

But thank you for watching me up to this point, and sorry once again!

Thanks,

~Ascension.

#322030 · 14w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fave! :scootangel:

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