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Caught In A Fanfic

The name's Guy.

You know, I kinda liked it back on Earth. Sure, there wasn't any magic, and people couldn't find it in them to settle their differences, but there's something in Equestria that's worse than anything I could've imagined.

A bad author.

That's right, I'm fully aware I'm in a fic. I can hear the narration as it happens. I can sense when a character's acting out of... well, character. I can tell I'll become a horrible Marty Stu. And I know the plot's going to be one cliche after another.

So let's try and change that, shall we?

Hopefully the author's will breaks before mine...

[Character tags added as they appear.]

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#177871 · 28w, 2d ago · 1 · ·
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Just thought I might let you know that your username is awesome.

#177121 · 28w, 2d ago · · ·
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I'm so glad I already know what a Cloaca is, so I don't have to Google it.

Good show, sir

#115971 · 37w, 2d ago · · ·
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NegaRen! Flip that shit, yo!

#77604 · 43w, 3d ago · · ·
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:pinkiecrazy:

#71207 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>71087

I have it only so I can giggle when people try to look it up.

#71087 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·
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"cloaca" ? My god, man. Why on earth did I google that? :derpyderp1:

More importantly, why do you have that on your bio? I'm going to make it into an acronym and stick it in a fic someday, just for you.

#69722 · 45w, 2h ago · · ·
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>>69714

I like avians, okay?

#69714 · 45w, 2h ago · · ·
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>>69648 I guess you would only see the word "cloaca" in bird / griffin shipping I suppose.

#69652 · 45w, 5h ago · · ·
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>>69648

I just noticed that it had gone up since my 'complaint'. Timely coital coincidence then.

#69648 · 45w, 5h ago · · ·
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>>69647

Nope, just when I've seen it.

Multiple from a single source count as one, hence it never going up when I visit my page, for example.

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